Anya Bakes Cookies!!

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Anya: Please Papa? 

(Y/N): Anya, I don't think you're ready yet. 

Anya: Please?! 

Anya had been begging you nonstop to let her bake cookies, and well, you were getting really exasperated about it. 

(Y/N): Anya, I'm not in the mood for this arguemen- 

Anya: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

(Y/N): Anya, I- 

Anya: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- 

(Y/N): Oh come on, you can't keep that up forever. 

Anya: Yes I can. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- 

(Y/N): Oh alright. But I'm going to supervise you from afar. 

Anya: YAY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe- 

(Y/N): Okay, you can stop now. 

Anya: I wish I could, but I'm stuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- 

Later... 

Anya certainly was better at cooking than Yor. Though sometimes she got confused with the directions. 

Anya: Okay, a cup of sugar. 

She took a measuring cup and scooped up the sugar, and then ate it! 

(Y/N): To the bowl, Anya! 

So she spit it out. 

All the while, you continued to watch her... 

(Y/N): What's that she's- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! 

She was using rat poison. 

(Y/N): Somehow, I think this feels familiar. 

Eventually... 

The cute little psychic had finished the cookies, and- 

Anya: Anyone want peanut butter cookies? 

(Y/N): I have to do everything in my power to stop her. 

Later... 

Anya: Peanut butter cookies! 

(Y/N): Oh, I simply love peanut butter cookies. 

You come in as a girl. Literally, you were disguised as one. 

(Y/N): Care to give a free sample to a pretty lady? 

Anya: Sure, you know one? 

(Y/N): ......... Care to give a free sample to an ugly lady? 

Anya: No ... ugly ladies have to pay. 

And so you snatched the tray and ran. 

Anya: HEY! UGLY!! YOU OWE ME 300 DOLLARS!!!!! 

You ran to the toilet to flush them away but then thought about the poison spreading. 

(Y/N): I need to think of someplace very secluded. 

You went to Mt. Vesuvius in Greece... 

(Y/N): Ha! She'll never- 

Anya: COME BACK HERE!!! 

(Y/N): Okay, seriously. How did sh- Psychic powers. Right. 

Anya: DROP THOSE COOKIES! I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THOSE! 

You shed a tear, and- 

(Y/N): Sorry Anya. 

You toss them in. 

Anya: NOOO!!! Wait ... how do you know my- PAPA?! 

(Y/N): Yes, it's me Sweetie. I- I'm proud of you. You managed to create something. And I, I wish they were good. 

Anya: Then why did you- 

(Y/N): You put rat poison into them. I would have eaten them, because I'm immune to poison. Well, I might have had crap similar to Magellan's, but whatever. 

Anya: Oh, I get it. 

(Y/N): Tell you what, how about we bake a new batch, and I'll look out for you this time? 

Anya: OKAY!! 

You pick her up. 

(Y/N): Daddy's little baker is ready? 

Anya: Yes! I am!

(Y/N): That's my girl! 

You kissed her on the cheek. 

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