BOOM BABY!!! (Y/N) (L/N) here, and if you thought the last books couldn't get even more crazier and epic than before, then BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! From several new adventures, new girls, and probably some of the biggest threats I'll ever take on...
You wake up to well, a very sad sight, Ruby Rose crying!
Ruby: (Y/N)! It's horrible!!
(Y/N): What's wrong Ruby?
Ruby: Yang hasn't come back! I'm very very scared! What if she was stabbed, or drugged and kidnapped, or-
(Y/N): Calm down Ruby. I'm sure Yang's fine. She probably had too much to drink or something.
In fact...
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Seventh Heaven Bar
Yang wakes up with a very massive hangover.
Yang: Man, how much did I drink last night?
???: Finally, you're fucking awake.
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Tifa Lockhart (Owner and Bartender of Seventh Heaven! She has moved all the way to New Tokyo after a very horrible incident involving well a very corrupt company, and some emo one winged death lord!)
Yang: Hey, you're still here, hot stuff.
Tifa: Yeah, yeah, I don't need this flirty stuff if you're not going to pay for your drinks.
Yang: Alright! Alright!! Fine!!
She reaches into her pockets and realizes, there's no wallet.
Yang: Oh no! I must have been robbed! I'll just go home and pay you la-
Then Tifa grabs her arm.
Tifa: I see what this is. Listen Blondie, pay or else.
Yang: Or else what?
Tifa: THIS!
She punches her in the face!
Yang: AAAAAGH!! FUCK!!!
The Blond Bombshell shakes it off, and gets ready.
Yang: Okay bitch, you asked for it! COME ON!!
The two start punching the crap out of each other's face, and Yang bends low to-
Yang: EAT THIS!
She hits Tifa right in the privates!
Tifa: AAAGH! CHEAP SHOT, YOU SKANK!!
She falls down, and gets up.
Then she rushes in with a high kick, and then-
Tifa: WATER KICK!! METEOR DIVE!! DOLPHIN BLOW!!
Literally, a dolphin comes out and hits Yang!
Yang: WHAT THE?! WAS THAT A DOLPHIN?! How did y-
Then she notices some of her hair come off.
Yang: THAT DOES IT!!! AAAAAAAARGH!
She begins moving in at full speed and hits Tifa across the face, and again and again, and then grabs her by the hair, and slams her down.
Tifa: AAAARGH! Damn you're- woah! Easy-
Yang: Yeah, how do you like that?
Tifa: You're really strong.
Yang: I'll admit Hot Stuff, you're very very good.
And then...
You are searching around for Yang, and well-
???: Flowers? Flowers? Anyone want to buy some flowers?
(Y/N): Hi! I'd like some.
???: Thank you.
The moment you put your eyes on her, you are flabbergasted.
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(Y/N): Woah! Uh, you look very ... I uh-
Flower Girl: Something wrong?
You smile.
(Y/N): I'm fine! Thanks! Sorry.
Flower Girl: Don't worry, all is forgiven!
(Y/N): Why am I so nervous around her? I know she's cute, but wow!
Then you get an image in your head, of her being impaled through the stomach.
(Y/N): It was nice meeting you, Ms.-
Aerith: Aerith, Aerith Gainsborough.
(Y/N): Nice to meet you Aerith. I'm (Y/N).
She just smiles.
Aerith: You too, (Y/N). He reminds me a lot of ... him.
You then take off to find Yang, hoping she didn't cause trouble. Though, the site of her getting buddy buddy with Tifa was already a good sign in your book.
