Harley proceeds to fight her robot counterpart, bashing it's brains out. And at this point, she was really really pissed off!
Harley: I WANT TO BEAT THAT ASSHOLE'S FACE IN!! AND NO ONE IS STOPPING ME!! NOT EVEN-
She's then enwrapped in vines.
Robo Ivy: Anything else you want to say Harley?
Harley: Oh you got to be kidding me! A robo Ives? Now I'm sc-
The vines are soon cut up by the real Poison Ivy, who is carrying an axe.
Ivy: Sorry vines. But that's my girlfriend.
Robo Ivy: This is seriously my real counterpart? How pathetic. I'm appalled that you would even look and dress like that.
Ivy just begins tearing her insides out.
Ivy: I'm going to rip someone's intestines out! I don't know whose, but I will!
Harley just hugs her!
Harley: Awww! You coming to my rescue. So sweet!
Ivy: The fact that the other you was dumber than what you usually do, is definitely an insult.
Harley: I agree. When I see Joker, I'LL BREAK HIS LEGS!!!
Ivy: Not unless I infect him with spores first!
Meanwhile...
Another hero is stuck dealing with the weird ones.
Hawks (Real Name: Keigo Takami! He's a laidback and carefree hero who wants to create a world where heroes have it easier! He doesn't look like it, but he's very smart! Has a psychic connection to his wings!)
Hawks: So who did I get stuck with?
???: ME!!
Orca (Real Name: Dr. Grace Balin! She received a degree in Marine Biology! She experimented at Gotham Zoo with an orca spine! She tries to do a crime spree to help get money for underprivileged people!)
Hawks: An Orca? Reminds me of a friend back at home.
Orca: Do you know that several people lose their chances of-
Hawks: You think doing crime pays off? Helping people? You're just hurting others in the end.
Orca: And what would you know?
Hawks: Well, I brought the Orca's natural enemy!
He then waits, but-
Hawks: I said, I brought the Orca's natural enemy!
A street pole moves and it turns out to be King Shark!
King Shark: Sorry! It's hard to move in this thing.
Orca: What?
King Shark: Now either you stop being bad, or I'LL EAT YOUR BONES!!
Hawks: He's getting used to being a hero.
King Shark: LEARN TO SHARE!!!
At the same time, he catches notice of-
???: AH, you missed by gun shot.
Gentleman Ghost (Real Name: Jim Craddock! A robber from the 19th Century!)
Hawks: Man, it's the Invisible Man over again.
Gentleman Ghost: Now my Good Man, shall we duel?
He readies his gun.
Hawks: Fine. Draw.
On another another hand...
Izuku and Shoto really find themselves in a pickle.
???: Riddle me this. What's short young, and out of luck? You of course!
Riddler has trapped them in a building with a set of puzzles, and 100 bombs everywhere.
Riddler: Better get solving or BOOOM!!!
Shoto: This guy's ego is bigger than Bakugou's.
Izuku: I'd agree on that. But there's obviously a solution.
Riddler: And no cheating. If you do cheat, you'll both never live to tell of it.
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Shounen Hero Book 5
FanfictionBOOM BABY!!! (Y/N) (L/N) here, and if you thought the last books couldn't get even more crazier and epic than before, then BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! From several new adventures, new girls, and probably some of the biggest threats I'll ever take on...