Crime Wave (Part 3!!!)

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Harley proceeds to fight her robot counterpart, bashing it's brains out. And at this point, she was really really pissed off!

Harley: I WANT TO BEAT THAT ASSHOLE'S FACE IN!! AND NO ONE IS STOPPING ME!! NOT EVEN-

She's then enwrapped in vines.

Robo Ivy: Anything else you want to say Harley?

Harley: Oh you got to be kidding me! A robo Ives? Now I'm sc-

The vines are soon cut up by the real Poison Ivy, who is carrying an axe.

Ivy: Sorry vines. But that's my girlfriend.

Robo Ivy: This is seriously my real counterpart? How pathetic. I'm appalled that you would even look and dress like that.

Ivy just begins tearing her insides out.

Ivy: I'm going to rip someone's intestines out! I don't know whose, but I will!

Harley just hugs her!

Harley: Awww! You coming to my rescue. So sweet!

Ivy: The fact that the other you was dumber than what you usually do, is definitely an insult.

Harley: I agree. When I see Joker, I'LL BREAK HIS LEGS!!!

Ivy: Not unless I infect him with spores first!

Meanwhile...

Another hero is stuck dealing with the weird ones.

Hawks (Real Name: Keigo Takami! He's a laidback and carefree hero who wants to create a world where heroes have it easier! He doesn't look like it, but he's very smart! Has a psychic connection to his wings!)

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Hawks (Real Name: Keigo Takami! He's a laidback and carefree hero who wants to create a world where heroes have it easier! He doesn't look like it, but he's very smart! Has a psychic connection to his wings!)

Hawks: So who did I get stuck with?

???: ME!!

Orca (Real Name: Dr

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Orca (Real Name: Dr. Grace Balin! She received a degree in Marine Biology! She experimented at Gotham Zoo with an orca spine! She tries to do a crime spree to help get money for underprivileged people!)

Hawks: An Orca? Reminds me of a friend back at home.

Orca: Do you know that several people lose their chances of-

Hawks: You think doing crime pays off? Helping people? You're just hurting others in the end.

Orca: And what would you know?

Hawks: Well, I brought the Orca's natural enemy!

He then waits, but-

Hawks: I said, I brought the Orca's natural enemy!

A street pole moves and it turns out to be King Shark!

King Shark: Sorry! It's hard to move in this thing.

Orca: What?

King Shark: Now either you stop being bad, or I'LL EAT YOUR BONES!!

Hawks: He's getting used to being a hero.

King Shark: LEARN TO SHARE!!!

At the same time, he catches notice of-

???: AH, you missed by gun shot.

Gentleman Ghost (Real Name: Jim Craddock! A robber from the 19th Century!)

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Gentleman Ghost (Real Name: Jim Craddock! A robber from the 19th Century!)

Hawks: Man, it's the Invisible Man over again.

Gentleman Ghost: Now my Good Man, shall we duel?

He readies his gun.

Hawks: Fine. Draw.

On another another hand...

Izuku and Shoto really find themselves in a pickle.

???: Riddle me this. What's short young, and out of luck? You of course!

Riddler has trapped them in a building with a set of puzzles, and 100 bombs everywhere.

Riddler: Better get solving or BOOOM!!!

Shoto: This guy's ego is bigger than Bakugou's.

Izuku: I'd agree on that. But there's obviously a solution.

Riddler: And no cheating. If you do cheat, you'll both never live to tell of it.

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