evergreen • remus lupin

57. never have i ever

The day was turning over into another, the dark night illuminated by the fire embers rising into the sky. 

The five kids sat around the fire, passing bottles of booze and shot glasses. 

"We should play never have I ever now" Sirius grinned, pretty drunk after four shots. 

"Oka..." Selene slurred trailing off. Her and James both had seven shots, but he was handling much better than she was. 

"Lightweight" Remus smirked. After three shots he was only tipsy, much to Selene's annoyance

"Yeah... Wightleight." Peter added with a snort. He was nine shots in and surprisingly still conscious.

"I'll go first" James spoke up

"We don't even have cups" Remus spoke

"We're all family we can just drink from bottle" Selene rolled her eyes

"Fine, never have I ever..." James thought, "Got caught shagging someone" he laughed eyeing Remus. Remus held out his hand and took the bottle of muggle tequila, taking a long swig before passing the bottle to Selene. She took a swig before Sirius took the bottle and followed in suit, 

"When?" James asked

"Minnie caught me" he said sadly

"With who?" Selene asked

"I forget her name, she was in Ravenclaw"

"Wow" Remus laughed. Peter, whose head was leaning on Sirius' shoulder, held up his hand which Sirius, high fived.

Sirius thought for a moment before speaking up "Never have I ever skinny dipped" he smirked. He passed the bottle to Peter, who shook his head and passed it to Selene, who tried to discretely take a drink. She passed it to James who carried it on to Remus who also drank, 

"You two are disgusting" James grimaced. 

"Nasty" Peter slurred as Sirius booed

"Well, never have I ever had sex in a public place" Selene shot back

"That was clearly targeted, I call for a rule violation" Sirius narrowed his eyes, snatching the bottle and taking a long swig. Halfway through his swig the bottle was taken from his mouth, spilling alcohol on his lap. He was pissed until he realized Peter was drinking. 

Everyones eyes widened, 

"Pete!" Remus laughed

"Please do elaborate" Sirius snorted

"It was over the summer, she was... hot" he laughed. 

"Damn" they all cheered. 

They all sat around the fire for hours passing the bottle until it was empty. They added it to the pile of empty bottles which was at a dangerously alarming number

"Uh... ever have I never not... worn underwear in public" Peter said. The bottle was passed around the circle, and no one drank, expect Selene.

Remus gave her a surprised look, followed by a smirk, "Really?" she just giggled in response.

"Okay you need to go to bed" Remus laughed. Sirius gave him a suspicious look, 

"I'm not gonna do anything, she just needs to go to sleep" he motioned to Selene

"I do not need sleep" She narrowed her eyes

"Yes, come on Selene it's like three in the morning let's go" He stood up,

"No I'm staying right here" she pointed to the ground

"Nice try, you are dangerously close to alcohol poisoning"

"Yeah so is he, I'll take him to bed" Sirius patted Peter's shoulder, standing up with the boy slumped over his shoulder.

"I'll help you" James stood up going to Sirius' aid

"I really am not tired" Selene pouted craning her neck back to look at Remus who was standing behind her. 

"Yeah I know you aren't" he grabbed under her arms and lifted her up to her feet

"Goodnight guys" James called out and he and Sirius helped Peter to the tent. 

"Goodnight" Remus called back spinning Selene around

"I love you guys!" Selene yelled to the boys

"We love you too!" James and Sirius yelled back from the tent

"Oh hello" she mused and broke into laughter as he picked her up and put her over his shoulder. 

"Is that your ass or mine" Selene yelled tilting her head at Remus' ass.

"That would be mine" he laughed.

"That's a nice ass" she yelled way louder than she needed to. 

"Okay" he strained putting her back on the ground, "Inside the tent" he held the flap open to the tent.

She stumbled in, grabbing the fabric of his shirt and pulling him into a drunken kiss, that tasted heavily of booze, from both ends. 

"No no Selene" he pushed her away "You're drunk"

"Hell yeah I am" she whispered

"Stop." he put his hand over her mouth "You're going to bed. Now"

"Please" she whined

"No chance darling"

"Fine Dad" her voice muffled as she rolled her eyes

"Okay" he sighed taking her hand off her mouth

"Bitch" she said quickly. She smiled proudly as he gave her a disapproving look

775 words

short chapter

the drunk marauders may or may not be based off my friends

lowkey having writers block rn 

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