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by genie_us

This is a rant wayyyy long overdue (like my English lit homework) but I just want to thank sixteen_ for this idea!

Guys do you wanna play a guessing game, do you wanna guess what subjects I take in school lol I take 4

Fan fics are so guilty of this.

For obvious reasons, I guess. I mean, the whole world needs to know of the song writing genius that is Louis Tomlinson, eh? ;)

These authors will put song lyrics in their book. And that's no problem. The problem is when they'll put the whole fucking song:-

[Intro]
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun

[Verse 1]
Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, and he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

[Pre-Hook]
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hun

[Hook]
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt

[Verse 2]
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun...

[Pre-Hook + Hook]

[Bridge]
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)

[Pre-Hook] (x2)

[Hook]

[Outro]
Yeah, he love this fat ass, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what! Kyuh
Hahaaaa, hahaa
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass...)
Come on!

And that's 99% of the fucking chapter.

I bet you didn't even read them, right?

NO ONE BLOODY DOES K?! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT!

And, "you like get really excited cause the chapters are really really long and then you find out like mostly half the book is song lyrics." - Sixteen_

(Lol I did that in this chapter to demonstrate the point, yah?)

Speaking of anaconda, I'm going to fucking kill something the next time I hear that Anaconda is a song that "empowers women".

Like fuckin hell guys I mean the song is fun to dance/sing along to (you'd be lying if you said you've never sang the 'o my gosh, look at her butt' part in the highest, girliest American voice ever lol)

but there is no fucking woman empowerment there