Haiii
I'm on holiday yayy
Was thinking of doing like a rant version of the 12 days of Christmas
Like one rant each day leading up to Christmas
Like maybe I'd win back the 500,000,001.1 readers/fans I lost because I was on hiatus
But I'm too lazy to figure out when to start like the date probably passed lolz sorry
But come back to meeeee omgggg I miss my little geniessssss (refer to rant #51 lol) like where you guys at man I miss your fights
Like Arghie do you still exist? Max*insert10numbershere* are you still there? PrincessSomething? How about the cute one starting with a T like WHERE ART THOU FRIENDS OF THY GENIE
I just realized how needy I sound lol kk
*goes to corner and sobs*
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So basically I have a problem yea
I broke my iPhone the other day don't judge me pls
While it was being fixed, I had this really bad temporary one which had internet so props
The thing was, I'd gotten a new number as well but it was a different company from the one on my other phone so like the connection in school was WAYYY better which meant that I could access my own internet
Long story short, I was reading lots and lots of stuff on Wattpad.
Because I couldn't even download games and I needed a way of acting antisocial or whatever
As you know, I love reading romance novels.
The problem is, I couldn't stop.
That's the problem.
Which you also probably have!!!
Like srsly guys we're always complaining about how cliche and predictable and unoriginal these teen romance books are but they're like drugs for fuck's sake, they just pull you back in
Once you go teen romance there's seriously no going back, and it's the worst thing ever
Like when I'm supposed to be doing my homework I'm just reading a ton of bullshit about people kissing
Or like the worst was when we were in class and some guy said something cute in the book and I started smiling at myself and my teacher (in front of the whole class) was like "bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit." No I'm joking he didn't say that looool I know you fell for it
He was like "is there something we should know, Kabi?" And I was like whaaaatttt noooo I'm innocentttttt
(I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that Finnick is dead. Like his beautiful face omg *tear* like Prim's death had nothing on Finnick's...
I digress).
Seriously though.
Why is it that after hating on how cheesy these males are with their pick-up lines, after hating on their stupid-ass nicknames for girls, after hating on their bloody smirks, after hating on the girls themselves...I can't get enough of them?
It's like they feed my soul
Sappy romance stories feed my fucking soul
Like I should be studying for Econ right now or practicing the clarinet
But nooooooooooooooo
Noah calls. Parker calls. Ryder calls. SharkJawMegaBite calls. RipClawTyrannosaurusIndominousRex calls for me.
And I must answer.
*whisks away into nothingness*
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*has to reappear, considerably deteriorating the coolness of the disappearance*
So guys should I actually do the 12 rants of Christmas?
I promise I'll be faithful, I'll actually create a banner and everything yayyyyy
I miss hot guys tho any suggestions
Like tag a hot friend like now like just tag them here
Why am I so thirsty tho
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