Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️

24| I wasn't going to rant about SPAG but...

I wasn't going to rant about SPAG but...

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Guys these comments are overwhelming and I just want to say a massive thank you to all of you for reading and voting and actually reading my book

I try to read my own rants but I always facepalm at how cheesy my jokes are-_-

GUYS DID YOU KNOW IT'S EAT YOUR VEGETABLES DAY

I don't like JB guys I saw a comment asking if I did

pls no ew yuck ew no pls

If I'm fangirling over a singer, it's got to be Alex Turner. #ArcticMonkeys (I usually fangirl over actors. PM me for the list if you're interested.)

(Here's some italics for a little variety.)

And basically I just want to say that, well, after this chapter I don't think I'll be doing dedications anymore. Don't get me wrong, I love all of you but you're becoming so many that you're all just amazing and I'm losing track of you guys:(:(

I apologise if I don't reply to your comments

(Back to bold)

Wattpad is always saying that I have invalid parameters or some shit like that

Dots are back but seriously stop fighting over them :|

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Dedicated to imdaFluttershyPotter because she gave me this idea

And also as a way to apologise for calling Louis Tomlinson insignificant

I mean most of her comments were reported (strong words) but lol I don't like getting you guys all angry, so I'm sorry!

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So like yea in the first ever post I'd said that I'd never rant about spelling and grammar but wattpad has really forced me to take back on my word

I still won't rant about people who write in text talk (bc tht iz 4 lozzerrrsss) or people who genuinely spell eery wrod wonrg...

But I will rant about people who don't fucking know the difference between

YOUR
YOU'RE

THEY'RE
THEIR
THERE

etc.

IT JUST DRIVES ME INSANE OMG

Like a book can be completely awesome but if the hot guy is like:

"Your beautiful."

I CANNOT DEAL WITH THAT

If you make him hot why isn't he talking right?!

Like honestly

Please

I have nothing for this rant except to say that YOU NEED TO RE-CHECK YOUR LIFE

Like

"Their were some two girls over they're, and one had a hat on there head."

It was so hard writing that^
Like it pains me to know that I purposely spelt things incorrectly just for you guys

Love me pls

Because I do such painful things for you

I SIMPLY CANNOT STAND IT

Even outside wattpad, when I'm textin my crush or whatever, if he gets it wrong I will always fucking correct him

Like, how can I even like you and you can't fathom the difference between "your" and "you're"?!

It makes me reconsider my life choices, honestly.

This is the conversation we had:

Me: hi crush I love you please love me

Crush: your annoying

Me: *you're

Crush: this is not school, and I don't need you're correction

Me: *your

Crush: bye and fuck you

Me: I'd like to fuck you too

So like yea it didn't work out he came on too strong, so not attractive ;)

but I think I helped him in life

And I'd like to help you guys in life too. So if you don't fucking know the difference, I will extend a helping hand.

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That's a hand guys don't laugh^

Anyway, here's a mini dictionary for y'all clueless bastards

Your = belongs to you, fucking possession

You're = you fucking are

There = a place, like over there

They're = they fucking are

Their = other people's things, fucking possession

(Don't you dare take possession of these equal signs, by the way.)

And a few others:

Than = a comparison, yea

Then = a reference in time.

We're = we are

Were = past tense of are

Where = a place omg how do people even confuse this one

And finally:

To = expressing motion in a particular direction, identifying the person or thing affected.

Too = to a higher degree than desirable, in addition, also.

Two = the fucking number 2.

Like seriously k why would you write "I love you two." It's so sad

I hope I saved a few people out there.

Because it's a serious issue, guys.

And if you're the one who does that, you need counseling pls pls stahp

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What is your favourite vegetable, I love onions omg

Like when they are fried they smell so good (and they taste so good too.)

It makes all the tears from cutting it worth it