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14| The Actual Update

The Actual update

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Lol I'm sorry guys, I just had to take the Mickey!

But you know I'd never do that! Well, not for that long.

I'm sowi

*evil laugh*

I feel so bad, lol.

Forgive me?

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So basically, what I did to you must have freaking pissed the hell out of you, right?

And that's one thing I hate that seems to happen so much on wattpad. Forgive my hypocrisy, lol.

Whether it's a book that you extremely love or one that the author hasn't updated in a while, it's the worst feeling in the world.

Especially when it's been AGES since s/he last update.

Hm, I really seem to be going on about updates quite a lot:/

And the thing is, it's most definitely going to be an Author's not saying:

Hey guys!

I just wanted to say I won't be updating in a while because I'm so busy...

So hold up, love.

You're telling me that you don't update in four weeks only to finally update to tell us that you won't be updating for an indefinite amount of time?

Okay, let me break that down. Because it really makes no sense:

- author doesn't update for a long time

- my iPad flashes orange on their book, saying 'New!' I squeal in excitement.

- i open the book

- title says 'A/N' or 'NOT AN UPDATE' (such a bitch move, really.)

- I decide to read it.

- author says she won't be updating for a while.

LIKE S/HE HASN'T ALREADY?!

- I flip my iPad over.

Because fuck you. You know that? Fuck youuuu.

Why do you raise my expectations like that?

So mean

So, so mean

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Guys I'm losing my mojo

Where is it

I don't want to disappoint you guys

I need to find it :(