Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️

100| He's the only one for me

So u probably hate me because:

1) I haven't been updating
2) I didn't have a Christmas surprise

But in my defense:
1) my parents decided that we were going to the village for a week and there's no network

2) Wattpad didn't let me upload the surprise. I was singing for you guys. But Wattpad is annoying and it didn't let me upload it.

Don't hate me pls

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I was in the village and I only ever text two people because fuck the world and my Irish friend remember her was missing me because I'm so cool to text so she sent me some long-ass message that I am now presenting before you:

"In Wattpad books, the only guy the female protagonist ever gets with seems to be 'the one'. In the odd book where she's dating someone before she breaks up with him and suddenly realises that what they had was never ever real even though they were together for a reasonable amount of time.

Why is the guy protagonist always perfect for the girl protagonist?

I mean, I know it's a love story and sappiness is expected and things are meant to work out, but he's always just there.

I don't know if that makes any sense 😋."

Yes yes, Irish child of mine, it makes sense.

Omg I'm seeing you next week yay I missed u k

(Hi Issie Imy2)

And therefore, I will do a rant on it because being unoriginal is my forte.

(And so is music, pun intended).

THEY DON WANT US TO EAT

Let us address the issues.

1) A one year relationship wasn't real, huh?

I've probably ranted about this before, bite me, but this is actually so true. Once in a while the female WILL have dated someone but upon meeting new male protagonist, will "suddenly realize" that her former relationship wasn't real.

And you will notice the following things:

- the girl will feel no remorse whatsoever for saying goodbye to ex because
- there's always some sort of justification for their relationship not working
- that the author provides so that all the readers will be on the stupid female protagonist's side.

Either he just wants sex or something stupid like that but in all honesty this girl has been with him for ages so why is she pretending that she saw nothing in him when they were dating? It's simply plain stupidity and it annoys me

There's a reason you stayed so long, girl.

2) This new guy is always "the one"

Okay so yea yea I'm obsessed with the show "The Bachelorette" and I'm the type to check on Wikipedia who wins first before I watch the season

And then I check whether they're still together but they seriously never last, only like 5 ever did and there's been so many seasons it's insane

Anyway, these girls are always like "I'm going to leave this show having found 'the one'" and in my head I'm LAWLing so LAWDly because THEY DON EVEN KNO MAN

#BlessUp

My point is that this whole "he's the one" bullshit gotta go, I thought that with my last 10 boyfriends

Jks I meant 0

#ForeverAlone

But srsly this teenage love is soooo overrated.

Like srsly I'm going to find my husband in an LA nightclub, not in high school lol

And we'll like be on the penthouse and then get drunk and then get married while drunk so then we're forced to tolerate each other and then we fall in love after a huge fight because we realize...

;)

3) I'm hungry and there's such a good smell coming from the kitchen so I'm going to address this issue brb

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Btw, 100 rants?! Somebody say milestone! I'm super grateful for y'all who've been through this journey with me.

Happy New Year!

With that being said, WWDMC might be coming to an end...

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