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20| Define the term 'Bad'

Define the term 'Bad'

Dedicated to shayla13peppermint because her randomness is so delightful xD

I will put up the dedication as soon as I find my laptop-_- (using the iPod for now)

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Bad boys.

Classic wattpad cliché. They steal the hearts of innocent, prude teenage girls and happen to have a heart after all.

Funny thing is, they're never really bad boys.

Like seriously, I've only read one or two stories where the author UNDERSTANDS the definition of a bad boy...

But the rest? They either confuse them with players and jocks or Zayn Malik.

Because wattpad won't let me make a table, I'll do some weird ass way of comparing them.

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Code:

ABB - Actual Bad Boys

BBOW - Bad Boys on Wattpad

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1. ABB probably only turn up to school like once a term or whatever.

BBOW are there everyday. Except for that one day when the prude girl is in a coma and he's going to save her and magically make her wake up #badboyknowsbiology

2. ABB probably destruct property and shit, like breaking windows or whatever idk

BBOW tear their class assignment in front of the teacher. Badass.

#badboysdontneedbiology

3. ABB get into street fights and shit

BBOW get into a fight with prude girl's brother and goes home crying or something lol

4. ABB get drunk too bitches

BBOW however have this mechanism where they have many drinks but are still sober (while prude girl is sooo gone lol)

5. ABB smoke

BBOW have cigarettes between their lips but don't actually smoke them

Haha #TFIOS (The Fault in Our Stars)

Well I've never seen that, so it's not true, but I swear it's going to start soon, wattpad girls are beginning to swoon over Augustus Waters lol

While on the topic of TFIOS, I honestly don't like Shailene Woodley like I find her such a Jennifer Lawrence wannabe (DONT KILL ME BUT SERIOUSLY, she is) and she also says stupid things (she wonders what it's like to make out with her brother okay there's only so much I can take guys).

6. But seriously, ABB probably do partake in a certain illegal drug

BBOW don't. If you're lucky, they smoke cigarettes when stressed then prude girl will be like 'NO STAHHPP' and he'll look at her and say 'anything for you dear.' Then their tongues will fight for dominance or whatever

Lol okay I'm done with that list, continuous writing it is.

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So yea, there are too many bad boy meets good (prude) girl stories on wattpad, but I won't say that's bad, I'm a total sucker for them. I guess it just gets me every time:)

Clichés aren't that bad okay?!

But, they do annoy me too (doesn't everything). It's the fact that these alleged bad boys aren't really thaaat bad. They're just a little wild, a little rebellious, but not enough to actually call them bad boys.