Thanks to Kawaii_Qwerty for this idea xD
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Okay two things, right. Firstly, the title may or may not have anything to do with the rant - it's just that I'm watching The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and the blond dude just shouted, "For Narniaaaa" so I was like why not.
Secondly, school fucking sucks but I'm on holiday now. For two damn weeks. Then I go back to school for revision week. Then exam season starts and oh lawwd have mercy😭😭😭
Stereotypes.
So cool, I get you're a Wattpad writer who wants to write about a British guy but you've never been to England or wherever so you'll just "guess" what english guys are like, and from your "research" you reckon (lol) that they've got a posh accent and shit
But BRUH you need to understand that British wiggas don't say "love" at the end of every damn sentence
"Hi, I'm Kate. Are you from England?"
"Yes, love. I am from England, love."
"Omg do you know the queen?"
"Haha, funny love."
"How about Liam, he plays soccer and you play soccer too!"
"...you're so intelligent, love."
"Thank you! Which soccer team do you play for?"
"Haha, love."
"I like soccer too, my fave team is LA Galaxy."
*boy looks at this stupid bitch with a wtf face*
*jks it's a Wattpad novel*
"Mine is too, love!" (Even though that's a fuckin American team dammit)
"Omg! We are so made for each other!"
"I think I'm starting to fall in love with you...love."
lol speaking of Liam did you hear about the Zayn
My friend is literally flying from Kenya to SA to catch them on tour only to get 1/5 less of what they bargained for
Meh
I'm still watching Narnia and there's some weird chanting going on, it's so creepy.
But bruh some people need to cool down with these damn stereotypes.
Like I'd also read a book where this girl had gone to Aussie so I'm sure you can guess what every Australian in the book said lol
Prince Caspian is a bit annoying tbh
So guys for my Music Exam I've two compositions but I don't know what to name one of them...do you have any ideas? lol there's a piano and two flutes but it's disturbing yet depressing idk lol help tho😂
In addition to the whole British thing, it's ever weird when the British character speaks in American English lol
Like I mean
"My favorite color is bullshit bullshit bullshit...love."
I hope I'm not the only one seeing the issues with that sentence
Idek lol it just looks a bit wrong ayt?!
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