Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️

50| My Little Genies?

Rant Number 50! At 100K! Ahhhhh awwww MY LITTLE GENIES!

No.

No.

I will never call you that.

Because I hate that, Kay?

And cue rant #50.

Special shoutout to eightyone81 for giving me this idea. I see you:D

Lego!

(Special symbols because GAAH you guys are awesome xD)

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As seen in the previous example, I hate it when people give their followers names

Like fan names if you know what I mean

I don't even know what they're fucking called, it's just so stupid and it's too mainstream now

Like for Ariana Grande it's Arianators? Now what is that? I mean she's cute and everything but whaaaaaat.

Although I would still say that "Directioners" is a much better name than "Beliebers" or whatever they're called

Belieber sounds funny when you say it many times

Like it will morph into "blooper".

And blooper means:

An embarrassing error.

Hmmm...

Coincidence? I think not.

;)

(Pls don't kill me if you're a {lol} belieber)

But these names, they're just so stupid.

Unless it's to do with Beyoncé. Then it's never stupid.

#TheBeygency

But seriously yea, it's cool that you have many followers but why name them after yourself? YOU NARCISSIST! Lol jks

And thing is, these fans will gladly accept that shit, putting on their profile

I AM AN ARIANATOR AND I'M PROUD OF IT.

Just say you're a fan of Ariana Grande? If you feel that that doesn't reiterate your love for her enough, just put a big ass word before "fan". Like say you're a "commodious fan" or some shit like that

Coz lol I think that that sounds so stupid, when you say arianator.

(I just repeated the word "that" twice, and it made sense looool...this is why I love English k, you can say shit like

What he had had had had a brain.

And it still makes so much sense

#MindBlown)

IS THIS RANT EVEN ABOUT WATTPAD? LET ME JUST GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.

*gets my shit together*

I basically just scream when wattpad authors name their followers haha it's such stupid shit

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE CALLED MINIONS

bitch if you ain't Gru, you can't do. Got it?

Those minions are so cute and they make my whole life (omg when one had the fruit hat on and began singing chiquita banana I just melted k)

So you cannot compare your "fans" to them sexy minions okay.

I mean you guys do make my whole life and stuff but lol is it not demeaning calling you "my little minions"?

And lol my lovelies

what if there is a male amongst your audience? Are they your "lovelies" still?

If I was a male I'd refuse that shit

Heck, I'm female, and I'd STILL refuse that shit

It's like, have I not a mind of my own? Just because I'm obsessed with your book, does it make you feel like you have 100% control over my head? You think I'm fully devoted to you?

Jokes on you, hehe, I have 100 other books in my library, teehee. I'm cheating on you, mwahaha

And guess what? I'm a minion of twenty other bitches, so WHAT? Still thinking I'm YOUR lovely?

You don't own me k

So don't call me "my minion" k

(But I still love the book though)

Lol

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So lol I'm finally exiting this country (for holiday) which is supposedly hot but it is raining and shit, I can't be dealing with 12*C (cue comments from people who live in Alaska and stuff lol)

but srsly Kenya why u do dis to me

Murica, here I come

Lol how hot is it there pls someone tell me

I love you all, independent-minded people who enjoy reading my book. X

Lol.

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Comment "SEXY MINIONS" if you've read this far. In a day. #badass