Osomatsu-san Oneshots

Prisoner of Love (Prisoner! Osomatsu x Guard! reader)

I was doing my usual run down of the prisoners. Making sure the were in their cells. I groan internally as I pass Osomatsu's cell but I check because it's my job. "Hello y/n." He greets and I sigh. "Hello Osomatsu." I say and go to leave "aw where you going?" He asks and I glance at him. "I have to check on the others. You know, my job." I say and he smirks, wrapping his hands around the bars.

"I bet you get pretty tired. Having to check on everyone." He says and I roll my eyes "yes I do. Some of them can be so annoying or aggressive..you are one of the few that is well behaved in a since." I say and saw him smirk "would you say I'm your favorite then?" I look at him with narrowed eyes. "Don't push your luck. I said you are well behaved that's it."

"Oh come on, admit it. You like me."

I roll my eyes and cross my eyes "watch yourself Osomatsu." I say and walk away to check the other cells only to hear a slight laugh from him. I sigh but smile softly. Though I'd never say it he was attractive and I do like him a little.
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I was watching over the prisoners as they ate lunch. I was leaning up against the wall when I sensed someone beside me. I turn my head to see Osomatsu with a smirk as he leans against the wall with crossed arms. "Heyy y/n." I roll my eyes and go back to watching the prisoners. "You should be sitting Osomatsu."

"Are you going to make me y/n?" I click my mouth but stay silent. He laughs "it's adorable when you suddenly go silent." I glance at him "why are you acting like this?" I ask and he smiles "I don't know. Maybe because I'm a prisoner of love." I stare at him blankly and sigh "nope. You're a prisoner of thievery." I say with a sly grin and he laughs "pfft. Jeez y/n. I didn't mean literally. You do you have to be so literal."

"Hey don't be upset. You're the one who was caught. Now you're here." I say and glance at him to see a soft smile plastered on his face. "Eh it's not too bad. I mean one of the guards is a cutie." My eyes widen slightly and I blush lightly "I will hit you with my baton if you don't stop." He chuckles and I stare at him "you think I'm joking?" I ask and he smirks "no I know from past experience that you're serious. You're just cute when you blush."

I pull out my baton and point it to his face. "Go sit down. Now." He held up his hands in surrender and walks away with a laugh.
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I was outside watching the inmates workout or just relax. Well relax is used loosely in this case. Then I saw a fight break out between two inmates. So another guard and I rush over to push them apart. As I was pushing one away he pushes me back hard to the ground. "Stay out of this, you bitch." The guy mumbles and pulls his leg back to kick my stomach.

Before he could he was shoved to the ground while I sat up holding my head. I glance over to see Osomatsu step hard onto the guy's stomach. Both men were detained and Osomatsu walks over to me. "You okay?" He asks and extends his hand. I glance at the hand before taking it. He helps pull me up to stand and I brush off my uniform.

"Thanks Osomatsu." I say and he nods "it's okay. That was a dick move. Pushing you to the ground." I nod and hum "well..it's about time for everyone to head back in so I have to get working." He nods and I smile softly before calling for all the inmates.

One thing's for sure I wouldn't forget what Osomatsu did.
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I was doing the final check of the cells. What Osomatsu did was still fresh in my mind and it made me smile. It oddly made me feel happy. I came to Osomatsu's cell and he stood up. "Hey. How's your head?" He asks and I smile "it's better...Osomatsu?" He hums "I'm sorry if I was so cold to you in the past but it's kind of apart of my job."

He smiles and nods "it's okay. I get it. I'm sorry for being a pain." I smile softly and walk closer. I put my hand through the bars and flick his head. "Ow. What was that for?" He asks rubbing his head "that's for injuring an inmate, even if he deserves it." He stares at me and I smile before leaning in to kiss his cheek. "That's for helping me." I saw him blush as he places a hand over his cheek.

"Heh. We can talk tomorrow Osomatsu." I say with a smile before walking off but not before I heard him sigh softly. I smile but put on a blank face for when I check the cells.

On the inside I was smiling. I was very happy now.

I guess it's safe to say that I do like Osomatsu.

He was a prisoner of love, I was a guard that fell for him.