Time: 12:01 pm.
Setting: Blue Spring Park.
Ashton: (staring at his sandwich) You didn't make this.
Luke: (laughs loudly, nearly drops his own sandwich) How did you know?
Ashton: Because you can't even make toast. This looks like something straight off of Food's Network.
Luke: (chuckling, lightly blushing) I had some help. (starts fixing their drinks and snacks, makes sure their blanket is spread out properly)
Ashton: Do you think we'll be attacked by bears?
Luke: If we do then I hope you're a fast climber. Because I can't outrun a grizzly and I can't look Calum in the eye and tell him you were eaten by one cuz you couldn't get that arse of yours up a damn sequoia.
Ashton: Red Maple.
Luke: Whatever.
Ashton: (laughs, Luke and Ashton finish their sandwiches, Luke pulls out a plastic to put their trash in) You really thought this thing through, didn't you?
Luke: I don't do things halfway.
Ashton: (teasing) What about sex? Are you the type that lasts or the kind that busts a nut before they can even get it in?
Luke: (smug) I'm the type that can keep going even after I've "busted a nut". (sees Ashton's disbelieving look, chuckles) You asked.
Ashton: I hate you.
Luke: (coy, grinning) Really now? (lays his head down on Ashton lap) This is the thanks I get for feeding you.
Ashton: You didn't even cook the food, dickwad.
Luke: I'll put your dick in a wad. (snickers childishly)
Ashton: (deadpanned) Not funny.
Luke: I'll un-wad it with my tongue.
Ashton: Keep your tongue to yourself, dick face.
Luke: (teasing) Keep up the dick jokes, get me in the mood.
Ashton: (whiny) Lukey.
Luke: (chuckles, kisses Ashton's thigh, smiling) I love you.
Ashton: (breath hitches, runs a hand through Luke's hair to calm himself) I know.
Luke: Just wanted to say it.
Ashton: (kisses Luke's head) I'll get there.
Luke: (smiles) I know.
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] "Because I'm dumb. I'm scared. I'm a coward. I can't come to terms with anything. I love him but I'm not capable of loving him. Does that make sense?" Luke is the pessimistic new waiter with piercings, tattoos and a broken heart. Ashton...
