YOU DEMENTED LAMPSHADES
- bts text!au but it's mainly just taehyung :)
suckjin:
listen up you ugLY ASS HOES!!
juancock:
here we go again 😔
jiminieeee:
hi, hyungggg
agustdickkk:
why does jin look like he's about to explode?
agustdickkk:
vantae:
idk...what happened?
hoeseok:
oh shit did someone do something stupid?
you:
one of you is about to get an ass whooping!
joongles:
whatever happened, it wasn't me
suckjin:
someone atE MY FUCKING LUNCH
suckjin:
which one of you did it?!
agustdickkk:
i was out Hoseok today and we had sushi so not us
hoeseok:
👆🏼👆🏼
juancock:
can't have been me, i only had banana milk
you:
kookie, you literally just ate like seven boxes of chicken...
juancock:
jiminieeee:
:(((
jiminieeee:
i told you to delete that
jiminieeee:
but i didn't do it either, i was at practice
suckjin:
one of you demented lampshades must've done it!
suckjin:
food doesn't just grow legs and walk away
joongles:
sorry, hyung
joongles:
i was having lunch with the manager :)
agustdickkk:
*cough* kiss up *cough cough*
joongles:
suckjin:
that just leaves y/n and tae??
suckjin:
just tell me which one of y'all did it
suckjin:
i stg i'm not mad :)
hoeseok:
he's lying
you:
what was your lunch?
vantae:
y/n, nO!
you:
what do you mean 'nO'?
you:
i didn't do shit ?
vantae:
...
you:
kim taehyung, what did you do?
vantae:
😳😳
juancock:
well well well
suckjin:
my lunch was some stir fry that i made this morning 😔
you:
i think i know what happened to it
suckjin:
vantae:
pls don't
you:
i ate your lunch
you:
but i didn't know it was your lunch
vantae:
i'm begging rn pls stop
you:
hush up, tae
vantae:
agustdickkk:
this just got interesting
you:
bc someone brought me the lunch and said that he made it
suckjin:
WHO THE FUCK WOULD LIE ABOUT THAT? YOU UGLY FUCKERS CANT COOK FOR YOURSELVES
joongles:
taehyung looks very nervous
jiminieeee:
hmmm he looks like he's going to cry
vantae:
sigh
you:
that someone was taehyung
suckjin:
I DAMN KNEW IT
suckjin:
GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW
juancock:
taehyung just locked himself in the bathroom
you:
you didn't have to bring me lunch, tae! this could've been avoided
vantae:
you didn't eat breakfast this morning and i didn't want you to feel sick so i thought I'd bring you something 🥺
vantae:
i'm sorry, hyung 🤧🤧
suckjin:
sorry ain't good enough
suckjin:
i want my food back
you:
💕💕
juancock:
who's that for?
you:
for tae! to thank him for getting me lunch
vantae:
🥰🥰
hoeseok:
jin got inside the bathroom
joongles:
rip tae
jiminieeee:
you will be missed
agustdickkk:
😔✊🏼
hoeseok:
oh lord, he's getting whooped so badly lmaooo
juancock:
i get hyung's room if he doesn't make it
you:
call me when you get away from jin, tae 😉