Katerina wore black heels and a sleek black cocktail dress. She and Dean each held a purple nurple and toasted with them. "Here's to..."
"Here's to us," Dean toasted
"My god, you are attractive. I'm seriously considering that I went for the wrong brother,"
"Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please. Lives are at stake,"
"Sorry, I just...can't even concentrate. It's like staring...into the sun," Kat reached up and pulled Dean's head towards her for a slow kiss.
Sam approached behind them with an extremely dubious expression and his jacket slung over his shoulder. "Dean! What do you think you're doing?"
"Giving Katerina the attention she deserves. If you wouldn't mind, give me five minutes here," Dean argued
"Dean it is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah Blah!"
Kat rolled her eyes and turned Dean's chin so they could go back to kissing as Sam continued blahdiblahing behind them.
"Blah!"
***
"That never happened!" Katerina argued
"I don't sound like that, Dean!" Sam argued
"That's what you sound like to me," Dean argued
Bobby stared at the three of them "Okay. What's going on with you three?"
"Nothing." Katerina told him.
Dean went to say something but Kat stopped him.
"No-it's nothing," Katerina argued
"No, come on. You're bickering like an old married couple," Bobby said
Katerina and Dean glanced over at each other only to look away immediately.
"Look, it," Sam sighed as he placed a hand on Kat's back. "we've just been on the road for too long. Tight quarters, all that. Don't worry about it,"
"Okay," Bobby said
"So anyway. We figured it might be a haunting, so we went to check out the scene of the crime,"
***
The Janitor let Sam and Dean, who were posing as electricians, into the professor's office.
"So, how long you been working here?" Sam asked
"I've been mopping this floor for six years." The Janitor turned on a light as the three walked into the professor's office "There you go, guys." he saw Sam's EMF reader "What the heck's that for?"
"Just find a wire in the walls,"
"Huh. Wow. Not sure why you're wiring up this office. Not gonna do the professor much good,"
"Why's that?" Dean asked
"He's dead," The Janitor said bluntly
"Oh. What happened?"
"He went out that window. Right there,"
"Yeah? Were you working that night?" Sam questioned
"I'm the one who found him,"
"You see it happen?"
Dean saw a bowl of nuts on the side table and ate one.
"Nope." The Janitor replied "I just saw him come up here, and uh...well,"
"What?" Sam asked
"He wasn't alone,"
Dean held the bowl and continued eating them. "Who was he with?" Dean questioned, his voice muffled by the nuts stuffed in his cheeks.
***
"Come on!" Dean exclaimed, "I ate one, maybe two!"
"Just let me tell it, okay?" Sam argued.
***
"He was with a young lady. I told the cops about her, but uh, I guess they never found her," The Janitor explained
"You saw this girl go in, huh? But did you ever see her come out?" Sam asked
"Now that you mention it, no,"
"You ever see her before, around?"
"Well, not her,"
"What do you mean?" Dean asked his voice still muffled.
Sam glared at Dean.
"I don't mean to cast aspersions on a dead guy, but uh...Mister Morality here? He brought a lot of girls up here. Got more ass than a toilet seat," The Janitor claimed
Dean laughed delightedly; Sam glared, the Janitor grinned.
"One more thing." Sam said, "This building, it only has four stories, right?"
"Yeah," The Janitor said
"So there wouldn't be a room six-six-nine?"
"'Course not. Why do you ask?"
"Aw, just curious. Thanks,"
Dean chewed with his mouth open, stuffed full of nuts.
***
Sam and Dean returned to the hotel where Katerina was sitting at the table; Dean got a beer out of the fridge for each of them. "Well, no traces of EMF, that's for sure,"
"And the room six-six-nine's a load of crap," Dean added.
"So what do you think?" Sam asked as he looked over at Kat "The professor's just a jumper? A legend's just a legend?"
"I don't know. I mean, the uh, girl the janitor described, that's pretty weird," Dean noted
"Yeah,"
"We oughta check out the history of the building." Katerina suggested "See if any co-ed ganked herself there,"
"Yeah, you're right," Sam said as he kissed Kat's neck once Dean had headed into the bathroom.
Katerina smiled at the affection only to frown when she opened up her laptop. "Were you on my computer?"
"No,"
"Dean!" Kat exclaimed, "Were you on my computer?"
Dean came back out of the bathroom "No,"
"Oh really? 'Cause it's frozen now. On uh, Bustyasianbeauties.com,"
Dean thought for a moment, frowned, winced, and retreated.
"Dean! Would you-just-don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?"
***
"But did you dig up anything about the building? Or on the suicidal co-ed?" Bobby asked
"No." Katerina admitted with the shake of her head "History's clean,"
"Then it's not a haunting,"
"Maybe not. Tell you the truth, we're not really sure," Dean claimed
"What do you mean, you're not sure?"
"Well...it's weird," Sam admitted
"What's weird?"
"This next part, we uh, we didn't see it happen ourselves exactly, but it's pretty friggin weird. Even for us," Dean said
***
Curtis walked alone through the campus. He heard a noise and turned, startled, then kept walking, laughing at himself. Curtis heard another noise and stopped, looking straight up. He walked more carefully, hands in pockets. Suddenly a bright light whooshed on overhead and Curtis cringed, arms over his head. He started running, but tripped and fell; a bright beam of light shot down and grabbed Curtis like a tractor beam, pulling him up. He screamed and flailed.