Tbh this is adorable.
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"Pit! Pittoo!" You called out to the two angels, as you ran towards them waving around a thin, paperback book.
"What is it (F/N)-chan?" Pit asked, turning towards you with a big smile on his face.
"I got the part!!" You squealed, doing a couple of twirls before showing the script in front of the two angel's face.
It was a small play that Master Hand was directing, about a basic princess that gets kidnapped by a regular old bad guy dragon type thing.
"Wait- What part did you git?" Pit asked, looking over at the script, which was labled "Princess" .
The Angel smiled brightly, "Good job, (Y/N)!"
"Thanks."
Pittoo kept silent, a billion things going through his mind at the moment. 'What if.. They're still holding auditions..?'
"Pittoo..?" You looked over at Pit's twin confused, a dark aura was surrounding him as well as low chuckles.
"(Y/N), When are the auditions for the prince?" Pittoo mumbled
"Uh.. I think they've just started." You answered, a tad bit scared at what Pittoo what might do, because of his Aura.
"Perfect." He muttered, Before speeding off to the room where the Auditions were held.
"H- Hey Pittoo, you can't just speed off like that!" Pit yelled to his twin, beginning to following him but was stopped by the sound of your voice.
"Wait- Why are you guys wanting to do the auditions..?" You asked, tilting your head to the side a bit
"U- Uh.." Pit began, a small blush dusting his cheeks, "Um.. I'llTellYouLaterBye!" He said quickly, then running after the other Angel.
"What..?" You muttered to yourself
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Pittoo ran to the auditioning room, where it was basically just a leftover room for DLC that they didnt use. He noticed a couple of other heroes sitting out by the door, some waiting impatiently to get the results.
"I'd like to audition for the prince role!" Pittoo slightly yelled as he threw open the door, disturbing the peace the judges, Master and Crazy hand, had as they discussed who they wanted for who would want to play as the prince.
Master hand sighed, poofing into his Human form, along with Crazy hand as they sat at a table, a blank expression on his face as his brother, Crazy hand, tranformed into his human form and sat down next to him.
"Fine.." Master Hand sighed, "Say a monologue."
"a what..?"
"You heard me- A monologue."
Puffing his cheeks and crossing his arms over his chest, Pittoo looked to the side as he tried to figure out what to say. He really wasnt one of those types of people who would always memorize something.
"Well, I must say I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty... that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time! I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would have never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again. The game really is over. Which is why I'm here to 1, 2, 3, GONE! Nawwww, I'm just messing with you, buddy.. Settle down. Your saves are, er, safe. I mean, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally godly body, gone forever?! Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak! Your fault! Oh, well. I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years until the next sequel? Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You can play our battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record! Oh, and if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the Fiend's Cauldron. Hearts spice up the difficulty of the level and can net you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I've unlocked Boss Battle mode for you. So here's to Kid Icarus: Uprising - my new favorite game of all time. Thanks for playing! Hades...out!" After saying some lame thing that Pittoo came up with off of the top of his head, He sighed, Bringing his arms down to the side as he walked it of the room and sat down next to the door, Only to have Pit run into the room and while he was opening the door, have it slammed into his face.
"WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING, PIT-STAIN!" The copy yelled at the flightless angel, "Look what you did to my face.." he muttered under his breath, petting his face with his hand.
"well, im sOOOOOO SORRY!" Pit 'Apologized' , "I Kinda have to make it into this play."
"Excuse me? But i'm going to be the one that takes this role!" Pittoo yelled, practically picking a fight with Pit.
"Oh- You wanna go? YOU WANNA GO!?"
"Yeah- Right here, right NOW!" Pittoo yelled, as the two angels started throwing punches and kicks against eachother as a cheesy anime-cloud thing formed in the hallway and moved back and forth.
"RIOOOOOOOT!" Roy yelled,picking a fight with Ike and being chased down the hallway.
But thats all that really happened.
"Boys!" Palutena yelled at the two angels by the use of telepathy, were Pit & Pitto stopped fighting, "Stop fighting."
"Yes Lady Palutena.." Pit sighed
"ma'am." Pittoo muttered under his breath.
"Excuse me, but did you just call me, Ma'am..?" Palutena asked the doppelganger angrily.
"What else did you think i said?"
Palutena appeared behind Pittoo, grabbing his ear and dragging him off somewhere else.
"Personally I dont mind being called Sir!" Pit yelled as he watched Pittoo get dragged away, sighing and then walking into the room they used to audition for roles.
"Present your monologue.." Master hand sighed, rubbing his temples.
"EhEm.." pit cleared his voice, then getting into character, "I thought using souls to create monsters was evil...but at least those souls are being used in some other life. Hades and the Underworld have taken this too far. They've stolen so many souls that they're disrupting the proper balance of things. It's just like what Viridi says about humans disrupting the balance of nature. But it's worse than that, because Hades threatens the earth AND the heavens! He has to be stopped! And the only ones who can stop him are Lady Palutena and me. But I guess I'm just talking to myself here. Again. It's just me and that heart. That adorable little heart. Aw, it's so cute! I have to admit, it can really bust a move. Seems almost wrong to destroy it." He then placed his arms by his sides and smiled softly, "Alright, I'm finished." He bowed slightly and then walked out of the room, sitting out in the hallway and away from the door.
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Dark Pit gripped the small piece of paper in his hand angrily, as a dark aura formed around him as he wanted to punch something, so he did.
Pit's stomach.
"P- Pittoo.." Pit held his stomach, whining a bit as his hand shook ad grab the paper, his eyes watering up a bit, "I- I thought you loved mEEEEEE!" He cried out, hugging his twin tightly.
"You wish, Arm Pit!" He muttered angrily, Getting Pit off of him and then leaning against the wall.
Pit read what the piece of paper had written on it, and it said:
Sorry, but neither of you were heroic- er cOOL enough to get the part.
bye :D
- CraZie Hawnd
"BuT I AAAAAAM HEROIC!" Pit yelled up at the ceiling, "And i'm handsome, too.." He muttered, crossing his arms over his chest angrily.
"We have to make sure that she doesn't take a kiss from the chump who's playing the hero."
Pit nodded, "Yeah."
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The day of the play eventually came, Pit and Dark Pit choosing to sit next to the doors that lead to backstage. The play started, and Dark Pit almost got out of his seat to go and punch the actor who was playing as the prince because he had stolen his role. And, It was kind of expected that Marth would get it anyway.
As the Play went on, it got even closer to the part where the two actors would have to kiss each other.
Within just a few lines, Dark Pit had made is way to backstage, easily fooling Pit by saying he had to go to the bathroom because Pit was so sucked into the play.
"Thank you for saving me, Although I also cant believe how stupid i was for falling for that trap.." You muttered the last sentence of your line, looking down and to the side.
Marth chuckled, "Don't say that. You're smart either way."
After saying a few more lines that the audience couldnt here because of how bad the two smasher's acting was, the two of you started leaning in. Dark Pit ran onto Stage when this began, angrily doing a jump kick at Marth in an attempt to get him away from you.
Now he didnt make things worse and have you kiss the hero-King, But just kicked Marth onto the opposite side of the stage, His plastic crown fallong off of his head and rolling onto the stage.
You picked it up and angrily looked at Dark Pit, "what was that for!? You didnt have to go off and kill the prince!" You yelled at the dark angel, Improving a bit.
"well well well.. Dark Pit chuckled. "It's because he doesn't deserve you." He sighed, hugging you and resting his head onto your shoulder.
"PITTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pit yelled from the audience, "Get your hands off of (Y/N)-chan!" He yelled, standing on his seat and jumping from one head to the next until he reached the stage.
"But she's mine, didnt you even listen to anything that i said?" He told Pit, kissing your cheek.
"No, she's not! There's only one way she really can be claimed!"
"What, are you wanting me and (Y/N)-chan to get all lemony on each other?~" Dark Pit asked, smirking and doing a mini eyebrow wiggle with a faint blush dusting his cheeks.
You and Pit's face reddened, "N- No.. O- Of course thats not what i'm saying.. ugh.. Just gimme (Y/N)!" He ran at His twin, but he only dodged him. Pit continued to attempt at grabbing you, but then Dark Pit sighed and flew up a bit.
"Come get her when you learn to fly, arm pit."
Dark Pit was about to fly away when you had stopped him. "Are you two serious? You cant just claim me as your own like that.." You muttered, "Pittoo, Let me go!"
Dark Pit sighed, Floating gently onto the ground and letting you go."Can I just choose who I want more.?" You asked, blushing a bit and messing around with the clothing you were forced to put on.
The two nodded, "Fine. But choose wisely."
---------- Pit's ending
"I.. I choose Pit." You mumbled, continuing to look down.
"yEES! IN your FACE Pittoo! HAH! Good alwas triumphs over evil!" Pito smiled brightly as he tackled you in a hug.
"except for I'm natural." Pittoo mumbled, then walked away in disappointment.
With a big smile on his face, Pit picked you up and ran off the stage and towards the garden, not even letting you change out of the outfit you were forced to put on.
Pit set you down in a fluffy grass area, the moon shining brightly as you gazed upon the stars.
"I'm really glad you chose me, (Y/N)." he smiled, sitting down next to you.
"Why the drop of '-chan'..?"
"Did.. You like it? I can say it after your name if you want me to."
"No," You shook your head, "Im fine with that." You smiled, resting your head onto Pit's shoulder.
"Alright." Pit smiled, resting his head onto yours.
"Can I at least change out of his well- whatever i'm wearing? It's really uncomfortable.." You asked Pit, lifting up your head from his shoulder.
"Only if i get a kiss in return."
"Fine.." You looked to the side, then back up at him with a small blush dusting your cheeks.
The two of you leaned in, continuing to do so until your lips touched each others.
You pulled back, your face red, "Can I go change now?"
"Of course, Princess."
"Dont call me that!"
"Only if you dont turn into Pittoo."
---------- Dark Pit's Ending
"I choose Pittoo.." You whispered, looking at the ground and then back up at the two of the angels,
"But IM the original here!" Pit said as he placed his hands over his eyes, and then taking them off.
"I know, and i like the copy more.."
"Why does everyone keep saying that!?" Pit looked at you as Pittoo walked over yo your side, "Its always him, Pittoo, Pittoo, Pittoo!" He said, imitating people's voices.
"That's because it's true- I'm better." He smirked, picking you up bridal style and flying you outside to a big willow tree.
He sat you down on a branch that was big enough for the two of you, the light of the moon basically making everything better.
"You're a good child, (Y/N)." Pittoo smiled, patting your head once he had sat down next to you.
"Is it because I had chosen you..?"
"That's right." He smiled, wrapping his arm around his shoulder, and then placing his lips onto yours, kissing you softly.
Once you two had broken apart, You're face had turned bright red once his eyes met yours.
"D- Dont Look at me like that.."
"Aww.. Why not? Your cute.."
---------- The "I cant decide because they're both so precious" Ending
"I.. I.." You began, but then stopped yourself, "I cant choose.. I love you both so much."
"AWWW! (Y/N) said love in that sentence." Pit smiled, running over to you and hugging you tightly.
Pittoo smiled, "Yeah, I guess that is cute."
"But.. If she cant choose then she might not be able to have any one of us, because she'll feel bad about the other person." Pit muttered, trying to figure something out.
"Then we'll just have to share her." Dark Pit smiled, walking up behind You and hugging you from behind.
"But.. wouldn't that be a bit to.. odd?"
"It's better than nothing. I men- two is better than one, right?" Dark Pit asked, looking into your (E/C) orbs.
"I- I.. Sure.." You answered a blush on your cheeks.
"Alright then." The two angels smiled and each grabbed one of your hands, "Lets go, (Y/N)." They said in sync, pulling you off to who knows where.
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I apologize for turning Pittoo into whatever i turned him into at the end.
Im
Sorry
But in the end Pit is still more cute in my opinion c:
- Loreno (((╹д╹;)))
(UNEDITED)