#rantable2.0

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rantable3.0

RANTS ABOUT MOVIES

82 9 10
By yagirlzuzu

SO, recently i have become quite the 80s movie gal and i haven't watched a bunch but i've watched enough to fall in love.

( WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS )

but tell me why some of these fookin movies have me SO DAMN irritated. let's take a journey.

S T A N D   B Y   M E ;

1. Vern just lets these hot ass boys push him around 24/7 (IDC CHRIS AND GORDIE WERE BOTH FINE AS FUCK FIGHT ME ON THIS ((i'm thirteen so no im not being pedophilic ew)) ) BUT AS I WAS SAYING. BOTH FINE. AND VERN JUST LET THEM ALL BE ASSHOLES TO HIM, INCLUDING TEDDY. But I think Vern & Teddy kinda had that cute little relationship were you can be a total ass to your friend and they won't cry & you'll still love each other idk.

2. This didn't aggravate me but I ship the FUCK out of Chris & Gordie hOLY SHIT they'd be such a good couple especially when Gordie was talking to Chris on that fuckin log I FELT THE CHEMISTRY BRO THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT CHRIS DAWG. THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE MOVIE I DEADASS WAS LIKE "are they gonna kiss?" THEY'D BE SO CUTE TOGETHER OMG YO.

3. EYEBALL CHAMBERS IS SO HOT TO ME BUT HE'S A FOOKIN ASS HOLE OHGM OSF BUT HE'S STILL SUPER DREAMY HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FUCKIN ARMS. AND WHEN HE SAYS "Hey girls, where ya goin?" it makes me want to stab my leg like shit boy.

4. When Ace threw Chris to the ground I was really feelin some type of way for Chris I was really like "So when we gon chill" idk that scene is sO attractive to me but my baby Chris was getting his little peacemaking skull crushed :(

5. It is confirmed that Gordie never gets his hat back and that's poopy to me.

6. LMAO me and my friend were really dying because after she watched the movie, I brought up Chris' face when Gordie had the leech stuck to his penis 😭

Cuz when Gordie said "Oh shit man, oh shit Chris", CHRIS TURNED AROUND AND HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS REALLY RETHINKING THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND HIS LIFE IM CRYING.

SEE LOOK AT HIS FACE IM CRYING

D R E A M   A    L I T T L E    D R E A M ;

1. LANIE IRRITATED ME. LIKE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND BITCH DO YOU LIKE THE KID OR NOT.

2. I only watched the movie for Dinger I'm not gna lie.

3. Corey Feldman's little dance scene was cute.

4. All in all the movie confused me just a bit.

5. The ending credits where they were both dancing and mouthing the lyrics to "Dream A Little Dream of Me" was so super duper cute aw!

6. Oh but tell me why they had that whole gun fiasco like it was so unnecessary ?

T H E  L O S T  B O Y S ;

1. Sam in the bathtub.

W H A T ' S  E A T I N G  G I L B E R T  G R A P E ;

1. This one's not 80s I don't think but Arnie was a qt.

2. WHEN GILBERT HIT ARNIE I WAS REALLY SCREAMING LIKE WHY YOU'RE THE ONE THAT YOU SPECIFICALLY TOLD ARNIE TO GO TO IF ANYBODY TOUCHED HIM. AND THEN YOU HIT HIM AND HE HAD NO ONE TO GO TO AND YOU LEFT HIM IN THE FUCKING BATHTUB OSMHOSF

3. WHEN THE LADY (forgot her name) WAS SUCKING GILBERT'S DICK !! HELLO !!

L I T T L E   N I K I T A ;

1. RiVER WAS SO CUTE IN THIS. He was literally GORGEOUS in that movie idc.

2. All the romance annoyed me like bYE

L U C A S ;

1. The second hand embarrassment and grief my heart felt for Lucas when he was booed off the stage omg my sweet lil pumpkin.

2. Lucas irritated me ignoring that girl like bihh!! She likes you !!!

3. I fELT SO SAD MY FIRST TIME WATCHING THE MOVIE WHEN LUCAS WAS ON HIS BIKE AND MAGGIE ASKED WHERE HE WAS GOING AND HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO THE DANCE BY HIMSELF AW

4. OH MY FUCK LUCAS WAS SO D*MB FOR SAYING WHAT HE SAID TO THAT BLONDIE JOCK IN THE LOCKER ROOM LIKE BOY!! BEFORE YOU GET YA ASS BEAT LIKE! CHILL.

5. YO WHEN HE STOOD UP TO THE COACH. I was really screaming like yES Lucas babey tell him !! Hoe !!

R U N N I N G  O N  E  M P T Y ;

1. At the end I was crying cuz he was about to leave his gf but then his family let him leave them and then I was crying even more cuz it was so bittersweet.

2. OH AND THAT BITCH IRRITATED ME WHEN "DANNY" DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER AND THEN SHE IGNORED HIM LIKE ??? BYE.

3. IT WAS SOOOO CUTE WHEN DANNY WAS PLAYING THE PIANO FOR HIS TEACHER FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE HE LOOKED SO INTO IT MY LITTLE BABY.

4. WHEN HE CAME INTO MUSIC CLASS ON THE FIRST DAY LMAOO IDK IF HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK IRRITATED BUT HE DID LMAO. AND HIS AWKWARD CLAPPING. AND THE CLASSIC QUOTE "well, you can't dance to beethoven." Yes biTCH honest answer.

D R E A M  M A C H I N E ;

1. not much to say about this one but their lil date was supa cute.

L I C E N S E   T O   D R I V E ;

1. LES IS SOOO CUTE AW

2. I WAS SO IRRITATED WHEN HIS FRIEND WAS TAKIN PICTURES OF MERCEDES LIKE BITCH BOUNCE !

3. LMAOO I was really feelin some type of way when they were at the party and Mercedes' boyfriend was like "These basic children, they can do nothing for you." and then Les' face was really like "bet." LMAOO I WAS CRYING BUT THEN AT THE SAME TIME I WAS LIKE "ooh Les I see you get in there!!!"

4. HIS LITTLE NERD FRIEND IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD.

5. When he was taking the computer test and he failed and got up and slammed his computer and went "damn!" i was like ooh zaddy i was really feeling some type of way about that too.

6. Lmao what was wrong with his sister's driving instructor.

7. IT WAS SO CUTE when he thought he was about to get his dick rocked but she fell asleep in his lap lmao.

F A S T  G E T A W A Y 2 ;

1. COREY HAIM LOOKED GOOD AS FUCK IN THIS YES DAD

2. HIS LITTLE PARTNER WAS SEXY AS SHIT & idk she reminds me of another celebrity but I don't know who!!

3. I was really waiting on them to kiss so when they did I was hype.

4. LMAOOO that one part where he falls into those girls' pools and he's all out of breath trying to be suave and introduce himself while soaking wet and his hair a mess.

A  N I G H T  I N  T H E  L I F E  O F J I M M Y  R E A R D O N ;

1. Jimmy irritated me. Because it's like- get it together hoe. He was really so close to getting the money in the beginning and fucked up.

2. His girlfriend irritated me like she really got mad when he didn't want to have sex with her in public when she never wants to have sex with him. Bitch bounce.

3. Jimmy was really about to get his dick rocked by his girlfriend but then he said some d*mb shit like really bro? Shut up.

4. His character was sUCH an asshole but tell me why I felt a little bad for him when he got his ass wooped.

5. And why did that older woman really get with him ya lil nasty.

6. The scene where he recited his poetry at the country club was A1 10/10.


T H E  O U T S I D E R S ;

1. Darry's such a hoe at times like don't touch Ponyboy wyd?

2. I thought Ponyboy was real cute like aww baby boy and then he was also daddy too at times but then he was baby boy!

3. I didn't care much for Dally at first but when he died I was sad because he died in such an unhappy way like he was already feeling fucked and it was sad.

4. Why did Johnny have to go to like omg he was just a QT.

5. Everyone fuckin dies uGH BYE.

6. THEY'RE ALL HELLA FINE.

7. Emilio Estevez's character made me chuckle.

8. OH AND I JUST DON'T FUCK WITH CHERRY. LIKE. YALL WENT THROUGH DEAD ASS EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOU DEFENDED HIM IN COURT BUT WHEN HE SMILED AT YOU IN SCHOOL ALL SHY-LIKE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN RESPOND. BITCH. AND YOU KNOW YOU SAW HIM. UGH TRASH. I KNOW SHE SAID SHE WOULDNT BUT AT LEAST DO A SMALL SMILE !! TF. (Edit -
She a bad bitch I loved her interactions with Dally LMAOOO but her thing at the end IRRITATED THE POOP OUT OF ME.)

#zuzaf

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