The Way I Loved You-WTLGD2

Rules of Survival

 -Bailey’s Inner Monologue-

Just a little tip to the male species, you should approach a woman with PMS much like you would a rabid momma bear whos cub you have just kicked. The use of extreme caution is advised. In fact, it’s probably best for you to go into the fetal position and pray that you survive.

*B is sitting on the opposite end of the couch from Sam when Miley, Nick and Joe walk in*

(Joe) *walks over and tosses a bag to B* I.hate.you

(Miley) Oh stop it…it was not that bad!

(Joe) You friggin yelled through the store asking me what kind of tampons I needed…then you left me there alone …

*Bailey giggles*

(Joe) it’s not funny! You owe me

(Bailey) oh poor Joe…you got embarrassed…I’m bloated, bleeding to death and I feel like my organs are being ripped from my body…

(Sam) you forgot grumpy

(Miley) dude…shut up

(Sam) it’s true…

*Bailey’s eyes narrow*

(Nick) *fake cough* shut up

(Sam) she has done nothing but snap at me since I got here

*B glares*

(Miley) *wide eyes* Oh for the love of everything holy…shut up

(Sam) because apparently I am the cause of everything wrong in her life

*B stands up and throws a pillow at Sam’s head before running upstairs*

(Nick) what the…Sam…are you insane?

(Sam) Dude, your twin is bi-polar

(Nick) no…she is hormonal and you are lucky she only threw a pillow at your head, have you seen the huge scar on Joe’s face…one guess who gave him that

(Sam) I didn’t even do anything!

(Nick) it doesn’t matter what you actually did, if she says you did something just say you are sorry and shut up

(Joe) Yea…and don’t EVER tell a girl she is grumpy

(Sam) *cocks a brow* you are giving me advice? You just pelted her with a box of tampons and told her you hated her

(Joe) I’m her brother…I’m not the guy who is trying to have a relationship with her

(Sam) *frustrated sigh* ok …so what? I wait for her to cool off and go upstairs and apologize?

(Miley) no…when PMS is involved we don’t cool off…we stew…the longer you take to apologize the more upset she is going to get

(Sam) *growls* this is ridiculous *stands from the couch and jogs up the stairs knocking on B’s door*

(Bailey) *pissed* what?

(Sam) *opens door and peeks head in* Babe…I’m sorry, I’m just grumpy and I shouldn’t have taken it out on you

(Bailey) *cocks a brow* did my brothers tell you to come up here and apologize to me

(Sam) *short pause* I…I don’t know how to answer that question

(Bailey) *rolls her eyes* whatever

(Sam)  *sighs* yes, they told me I needed to come up here and apologize, but I really am sorry babe…I knew you weren’t feeling good and I kept pushing you anyway