How to dress as a disabled male protagonist in the script?

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The best Dazai Roro of all parallel universes.

Dazai shut himself up.

Mackerel.

Qingqingqingqingqingqinghuayu... (automatic loop)

No matter how you scold him in the past, he will doubly spray it back, such as the bald sheep in the sheepfold, the idiots who betrayed each other, the dark dwarfs, and the little people who have ended their growth period. , squirming soft slugs, etc., people named "Central Plains Zhongya" can always enjoy Dazai Osamu's all-round personal attack.

Undoubtedly, "blue and white fish" is the friendly name of Zhongyuan Zhongyao for Dazai Osamu's heavy punch.

The problem is that in ancient times, Baiguiwan, which restored vision, hearing, and vocal cords, theoretically never suffered from the mental pollution of Zhongyao, let alone heard the quarrel between the two. How could he know what Zhongyao called him? !

Not to mention other factors for the time being, the culprit who taught the bad Baigui Pills must be Zhong Ye!

[Little dwarf. ]

[I have written down this mortal hatred. 】

【Hundred ghost pills. 】

【With your words, all your girlfriend/fiancee/wife are gone! 】

【You two are doomed! ! ! 】

Osamu Dazai, who was resentful in his heart, looked at his lover with a blank expression, Baikimaru was dumbfounded, and he slowly realized what he had said that was earth-shattering. His throat moved slightly, swallowing saliva, a pair of newborn eyes with the sun falling into his eyes were out of focus, as magnificent as two vitreous gems.

Hakukimaru held the last ray of hope in his life, and trembled in despair: "Dazai...Miss?"

[Sex change setting? 】

Osamu Dazai looked at him coldly for three seconds with a bright smile.

"Anada~."

The brown-haired "girl" with elements of a yukata bandaged cheerfully shouted at each other, sweet as always, grabbed the right hand that Hyakkimaru had grown together today and touched her lower body.

"Look at whether I'm older or younger than you."

"..."

"...ooOO." Baiguimaru

spit out the bubbles of his soul, and his red soul rose into the sky, going to heaven.

[What did I touch...]

[My...my...girlfriend's doll pendant... trembling...]

[Hmm...]

[Smaller than me...(don't dare to say)]

His Dororo has an unparalleled cute appearance (with special attack skills for women, lethal to a few men and vicious dogs), a smart and close-minded mind (can see through people at a glance, lead the life of the script), sick and squeamish Physical fitness (not good at fighting, physical skills in the middle and lower levels of the Mafia), and the ineffective ability that even Saiki Kusuo is helpless (the ultimate anti-abnormal ability: human disqualification).

How perfect.

Such a setting is infinitely consistent with a certain black mud spirit who loves suicide as soon as he debuts in "Bungo Stray Dogs".