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All r setting together in hall Kaira is setting together she is eight month pregnant

Swarna: are sab itne sant ku hai aur is halat main Naira ko Hasna chahiye to itni shant ku hai

Kartik: main hasata hu na

Shubham: best sab log jo aate hai vo jokes bolo

Manish: that's good let's play pehele hone wala baap Kartik

Kartik hmmmed

Kartik: EK baar aalu ki shadi patta gobhi se hui suhagrat ke dusare din aalu thak kar bahar aaya dost ne use picha kaisi hui suhagrat? Aalu ne bola "are gungat uthate uthate subah ho gai"

All laughed

Shubham: ab meri bari

Biwi: chalo na aaj kahi gumne chalte hai aur haa driving main karungi

Pati: wowww !!! Matlab jayenge car main aur aayenge newspaper main

All look towards him

Shubham: kya hua joke katam hua haso

All laughed

Dadi: ab meri bari

Teacher: bade hokar kya karoge

Boy: sadi

Teacher: mera matlab hai kya banoge

Boy: dulha

Teacher: uff tum bade hokar kya hasil karoge

Boy: dulhan

Teacher: abe mera matlab hai bade hokar mumma papa ke liye kya laoge

Boy: bahu launga

Teacher: harmkhor tumhare papa tumse kya chahate hai

Boy: pota

Teacher: hey bhagwan ab Zindgi main maksad kya hai

Boy: hum do humare do

All laughed

Mansi: main joke nahi par poem to pakka soungi

Kartik: ok suno

Mansi: ye poem padhai se juda hai

School - ye galiyan ye chaubara

Yaha ana na dobara

Coaching - idhar chala

Main udhar chala

Maths - Ajeeb dastan hai ye

Kaha Suru kaha katam

Science - aa kushi se

Khudkushi kar le

Geography - musaphir hu main yaro

Na ghar hai na thikana

Economics - kya paisa paisa karti hai

Tu paise pe hi marti hai

Exam - jeeya dhadak dhadak jaye

RESULT

Pass - aaj main uppar

Aasaman niche

Fail - jag suna suna lage !!


All smile remembering their childhood days and continued their family time.......




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