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Diary- Haechan x NCT Dream pt.2

"Jesus, didn't he have any other colors?"

"Ignore that, look what he wrote"

The boys each read their own chapter, feeling kinda weird knowing that Donghyuck wrote this.

"Does he seriously feel that way about us?"

"I don't know, let's ask him" Chenle unlocked the door, letting Haechan hit the floor face first.

"What is wro- is that my diary?"

"Um, no?"

"How could you? That was my personal diary, it had all my secrets in it!"

"Okay, but you see what had happened was, it accidentally got knocked into the floor-"

"By a flying taco! And then we had to beat the taco senseless"

"And that's why you shouldn't ask why there's taco fillings on your floor"

"But then we accidentally read all of it"

"How do you "accidentally" read someone's deepest and darkest secrets?!"

"Okay, it all started with a seagull and a bread roll-"

"UGH! I'm so done with you guys" Haechan snatched his diary out of Mark's hands and stormed off to his room.

"We gotta apologize"

...

"Hey, hyuckie?" Jeno walked into the room, shutting the door quietly behind him.

"Go away" He mumbled, his face pressed to a pillow.

"Hyuckie please, we just wanna say sorry" Jaemin came in behind Jeno, holding a box of freshly baked cookies.

"No, you lost my trust"

"But we made- er, bought you cookies" Renjun peeked his head in the doorway.

Haechan lifted his head up slightly.

"What kind of cookies?"

"It's assorted"

"Is there a white chocolate one?"

"Yeah"

"Leave em on the desk"

"Okay, but we'll come back later"

"Mhm"

The three left shortly after, leaving Hyuck alone once again.

"Hyuckie?" Mark called from the doorway.

"What do you want?"

"I wanna say sorry"

"Sure you do"

"Hyuckie, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to read it, but do you really feel that way about us?"

"I don't know, do I?"

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking"

"I'm not sure anymore"

Mark sat down next to Haechan, rubbing his back.

"You gotta come back to-a-papa" Mark pleaded in an extremely bad Italian accent.

"Hand me one of those cookies"

Mark handed Haechan a random cookie from the pile.

"Thanks" Haechan flipped himself over, taking a bite of the slightly hardened cookie.

"Will you forgive us?"

"Fine whatever"

"Thanks Hyuckie, love you"

"Love you too" Haechan mocked, jokingly puckering his lips at Mark.

Mark leaned down and pecked them, leaving Donghyuck frozen in shock.

"Uh, Hyuckie?" Mark waved a hand in front of Haechan's bright pink face, recieving no answer, he walked into the livingroom.

"Guys, Haechan is malfunctioning"

"What did you do?"

"I kissed him-"

"You kissed him?!"

"Relax it was only a peck"

"Do you know how many parallel universes you just destroyed?"

"No?"

"Well me neither"

"I'm gonna go steal the rest of the cookies"

"Wai- and he's off"

"At least he told us beforehand"

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well

that's it for the valentines special

don't enjoy your day
i want you to suffer