idk I just thought this would be funny
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The dreamies were having a sleepover in Hyuck's room, dont ask me how they all fit in there.
"Ok what movies are we watching?"
A chorus of what everyone wanted to watch filled the room
"ONE AT A TIME JESUS CHRIST" Hyuck punched the bridge of his nose.
"Jeno, go"
"Lilo and stitch"
"Not again, Mark go"
"Spiderman?"
"Gross, Jisung go"
"As above so below?"
"Maybe, Jaemin go"
"Love simon"
"that's gay no, Chenl-"
Haechan was cut off by Jaemin tackling him.
"so you're homophobic?"
Haechan said nothing
"Haechan..its time to...taste the rainbow" Jaemin held a bag of skittles threateningly over Hyuck's head.
The others started giggling while Haechan attempted to move out of Jaemin's line of fire.
Jaemin popped a few skittles in his mouth, Lowering his face down to kiss Hyuck. Jaemin squeezed Haechan's mouth open, letting the candies fall in.
Jaemin pulled away, wiping the colored saliva from his lips.
"We shall watch the perks of being a wallflower" Jaemin grabbed the remote and switched it to netflix, turning the volume up.
After starting the movie, the boys had been oblivious to Haechan's choking.
As they were watching Emma Watson risk her head being chopped off under a bridge, Chenle had looked over to Haechan, gasping as he rushed over to him.
"Uh guys, Haechan's dead"
"Wait what-" Jaemin turned around, facing a lifeless Haechan.
Jaemin stifiled his laughter "He-He died tasting the rainbow"
Hyuck was still floating around his body, crossing his arms.
"Those assholes, laughing at my deadness" Haechan shook his head.
...
The clinking of glasses was heard all throughout the party, multiple bodies clashed together causing a fight.
"Hey stop touching me!"
"You're the one that was touching me!"
The two horned beasts started slapping eachother. Apparently demons have cat fights too.
Haechan chuckled at the scene, taking a sip of the apple juice he was given, why apple juice? because "only dead people over thirty can drink" according to satan's law.
Hyuck was soon distracted by the loud ringing of an elevator bell.
Walking towards the entrance, he heard 6 familiar voices.
"Bro- HAECHAN!" Mark exclaimed, jumping onto Haechan. "I missed you~"
"Why are you guys down here?"
"Duh we died" Renjun stated
"How though?"
"Jeno slapped my ass too hard" Jaemin admitted.
"And I'd do it again" Jeno smirked, earning a glare from Jaemin.
"How about the rest of you?"
"Too much cheese" Chenle replied
"Chipotle" Renjun placed a hand on his stomach, not wanting to relive the horrid time he spent on the toilet.
"Rabid salamander" Mark eyed his arm which had some very interesting bite marks on it.
"Dancing" Jisung showed Haechan a video of him dancing to a random song and breaking his neck.
"Choked" Jeno said sadly
"On what?"
"A chicken nugget"
Haechan began giggling.
"Don't laugh at us" Jaemin punched his arm.
"Excuse me, but I do believe you laughed at my dead ass when I died"
"Oh, uh, you saw that?" Jaemin asked nervously.
Hyuck nodded.
Jaemin sighed "whatever we cant do anything about it now" he walked over to the party, grabbing an apple juice from the bartender.
"Hey yeah quick question though Hyuck"
"Hm?"
"Why is expensive girl the elevator music?"
"Personally I would've chosen Hellevator, but that's the DJ's job."
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Personally I thought this was utterly not funny, but idk
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