pet gender confusion

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my mum claims luke-hemmings-the-chicken is a female.

her only reasoning is that the others, who we bought around the same time, and are his age, already sing and luke-hemmings-the-chicken does not.

but come on.

when they ganged up on him and broke all his fingers, he was literally on his deathbed for months.

he is almost fully recovered now. but i do know this for a fact, maybe he just needs more time. i mean, if i were on my deathbed, i wouldn't feel like singing either. i remember when i got the flu a few months back, i skipped choir twice. so i know how luke-hemmings-the-chicken feels.

he is a macho chicken.

deal with it, mum.

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