chance connection |2| [zarry]

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the wife💛
9:13
I forgot to add milk to the grocery list!!
Please don't forget Louis will kill me!!
And you love me so much, you don't want me dead do you?!!

my love
9:43
gems is right u overuse exclamation points

the wife💛
10:57
I would think twice about agreeing with my sister on anything
Or you're gonna switch beds with Freddie tonight

my love
13:29
milk has been bought, my love
swapping with the monster's a new threat
how come?
u finally realised that ur too horny to withhold sex if i'm in bed with u?

the wife💛
13:36
Thank you xx
And I'd watch it if I were you
Freddie loves sleepovers

my love
14:08
i'm an angel
ur fine watching freddie next week right?
got another thing with the gallery

the wife💛
14:12
Next week when??
Zain, we're flying out on Tuesday did you forget?

14:32
Zain! We're leaving Tuesday
Of course I can watch Freddie but I thought Louis had time off...

15:01
Zain, seriously, at least tell me when so I can reschedule our flight and hotel

15:49
Why do you always put your phone somewhere and don't check for messages

my love
16:23
chill
it's on monday
u put the holiday in my calendar urself remember
don't fuss

the wife💛
16:32
You always put it away when there's still questions open! And I hadn't even said I could watch him
At least check it regularly

my love
16:38
knew you'd say yes
and dial back the fussing until ur actually my wife at least
it's like u were born a middle-aged mum

the wife💛
16:40
I'm not sure where to start with that...
I'm on my way home
You're sleeping in Freddie's bed tonight
You can decide if he stays with you or not

my love
16:43
for not looking at my phone?

the wife💛
16:52
That's the least of your problems

my love
16:54
don't text and drive
even when ur stopped

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don't get too used to daily updates again I'm not sure how long I can keep it up 🙈