Tuesday 9:29 am:
Me - Is there a way I can skip class without anyone noticing?
Jimin - I don't think so
Jimin - I'm pretty sure they take attendance when class starts
Me - Goddamnit
Me - Stupid school, taking away my free time
Jimin - If you hate school so much, why did you enroll in college?
Me - Because I want to get a good paying job like you
Jimin - How do you know I make a lot of money? Maybe I only make 6 dollars an hour
Me - You're an idol that gets paid 6 dollars an hour?
Me - Like anyone would believe that, you make way more than that
Jimin - Fine I do but I don't brag about how much I make
Jimin - How much do you make an hour where you work?
Me - Why should I tell you?
Me - You might try to rob me
Jimin - Why would I rob you when I make my own money?
Me - I don't know, I just don't want to take a chance
Jimin - That's smart
Jimin - Do you want to meet?
Me - Boy I don't know you well enough to meet up with you, for all I know you could be a serial killer pretending to be Jimin from BTS
Jimin - I'm not a serial killer
Me - That's what they all say just to get the girl or boy to meet up with them and then they'll kill you in a dark alley somewhere
Me - Especially where your body won't be found
Me - Which reminds me that I'm reading a book about Jack The Ripper
Jimin - Are you saying that I'll kill you in a dark alley where no one can find you?
Me - Yes I need to keep myself safe
Me - It's already bad enough I have the night shift at a grocery store
Me - The time when hardly anyone comes in the store and if a murderer comes in and kills me, there won't be any witnesses to give a description of killer
Jimin - Why are you thinking about all that?
Me - Because I can think about whatever the hell I want
Jimin - Life is hard
Me - Life is also pretty short
Jimin - I feel like you were trying to burn me
Me - Because I was and I did
Me - Like Kelso from That '70s Show would say
Me - BURN!!
Jimin - Why do I still talk to you?
Me - Because I'm cool
Me - Crap, I have to go my teacher just caught me on my phone
Jimin - Wait
Jimin - You're in class right now?
Me - Obviously dumbass
Jimin - Ouch
Jimin - Bye Y/N, pay attention to your class or else you'll fail
Me - Okay father
Me - Bye Jimin talk to you later
Jimin - Talk to you later bye