Monday 4:26 pm:
Me - I hate college
Jimin - Why?
Me - Because they give me so much homework for one day
Jimin - Sucks for you
Me - You bitch
Jimin - I'm not a bitch
Me - Are you sure about that?
Jimin - Yeah
Me - I think you're right
Jimin - Of course I'm right, I'm always right
Me - So confident
Jimin - I have to be confident for my lovely ARMY
Me - That reminds me
Me - What does ARMY stand for?
Jimin - It stands for Adorable Representative MC for Youth
Me - That's long but I like it
Me - I'm an ARMY now
Jimin - Now be prepared to be awake for a long time because you never know when we'll release something
Me - Yeah, like what you did with Black Swan
Me - You released a mv for that song without anyone knowing and probably caused a lot of deaths
Jimin - It was a surprise for ARMY but we didn't mean to kill anyone with it
Me - Well you did, I died from it
Jimin - Sorry but we don't regret a thing
Me - Of course you don't
Me - Why would you?
Jimin - True
Jimin - So are you going to start on your homework?
Me - Nope
Jimin - Do your homework young lady
Me - Never
Jimin - Don't make me call you just to scold you
Me -
Me - Fine
Me - But I'm only doing it because I don't want to hear your voice
Jimin - Now who's the bitch
Me - I was born to be a bitch
Me - Am I doing good job at it?
Jimin - Yes you are
Me - Then I'm doing my job right
Jimin - I'm done with you
Me - I'm done with myself
Jimin -
Me - Did you just use Jungkook's face?
Jimin - No I used my own
Me - I'm not stupid I know that was sarcasm
Jimin - Good job you figured it out
Me -
Jimin - Really? Using my face for a reaction?
Me - Yes it fits the situation because you have glasses on
Jimin - Of course
Jimin - I have to go to dance practice
Jimin - And you have to do your homework if you want to graduate college
Me - Okay dad
Me - Bye Jimin
Jimin - Bye Y/N