Me: Now for the chapter that every knew would come.
Percy: The chapter when you end the whole book?
Annabeth: The chapter when Jason tries to kill someone for disagreeing with his ship?
Jason: The chapter when all my ships come and speak as one unit?
Leo: The chapter that you confess how much you love me?
Frank: The ch-
Me: No one cares what you think, Frank.
Frank: Seriously?
Me: You spoke without permission, SHAME ON YOUR COW!
Frank: I don’t have a cow anymore, Mc Donalds took him away.
Me: Frank?
Frank: Yeah?
Me: *whispers* no one cares.
Frank: Gods, you are mean.
Me: No I’m not. I am honest. Anyway, all of your guesses are not going to happen just yet. Those are for later.
Leo: Woah, you are going to confess the love that you have for me?
Me: Yes, right now.
*silence*
Leo: I didn’t hear anything.
Me: Exactly.
Team Leo 938: SEE? SHE GOTZ NO LOVE FOR U! U DATE ME NOW!
Leo: I sure feel the love now.
Team Leo 1086: OF COURSE YOU DO! BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE!
Leo: Wow, I might actually have a date this valintines day.
Team Leo 1547: Pick me, please. I would be ever so flattered if I could have the honor of being your date.
Leo: There is even a calm one?
Team Leo 1547: Just kidding. OMG! PICK ME NOW! PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!
Leo: Of course not.
Me: Sometimes I wonder how I even stay on track when we go in the wrong direction ALL the time.
Jason: Is this another shipping question?
Me: …yes.
Jason: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: I learned my lesson. Now fuzzylumpkin1 would like to know something that would be, and I quote, “an awkward chapter”. You have been warned.
Percy: Does that mean that we can leave if we want to take the warning?
Me: Nope, you must stay.
Percy: Fine.
Me: “Has Percy ever figured out what the ‘ico’ part of ‘Perico’ stands for?”
Annabeth: I do not like where this is going.
Me: Neither do I, but I don’t think Percy could ever figure it out.
Percy: I’m right here you know.
Me: Oh, you heard that?
Percy: No, I just wanted to tell everyone that I’m sitting on a blue couch. This is awesome!
Me: Was that sarcasm?
Annabeth: He doesn’t know about sarcasm yet.
Persassy: His sarcasm was removed from his body and put into mine.
Me: How can you fit all that sarcasm-like ALL that sarcasm- in that body? (anyone get the reference?)
Persassy: They took out my soul and put it into the empty space.
Me: Cool.
Percy: I still haven’t figured it out.
Annabeth: And he never will. He is my Percy, not going to belong to anyone but me or Sally Jackson.
Me: Alright, I’m guessing that if Annabeth ever finds out that Percy finds out, may the gods be ever in *ico’s favor.