Mythlands: THE HEIST

By JasonGreenfield

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Once more, the Hare is up to his old tricks ... but has he met someone even trickier who is about to talk him... More

Introduction to the Mythical Creatures.
Nepotism
What a Hoot!
THE HEIST: Trickster, World Tree and Vegas Baby!
Unrequited
Another go round the Carousel and Little Bear's Downtime
Styrr's Feast
Mr Toad Saves the Day!
An Uneven Battle of Wits
The Compact
Eyes That Watch
Pirate Radio and Broken Arrow
HARE, HARE
Babar the Elephant
Convention of Cats 1: Heart of Glass
Convention of Cats 2: Political Exile
Convention of Cats 3: Convention
Convention of Cats 4: The Aslanist State of Narnia
Convention of Cats 5: Styrr's Interrogation
Convention of Cats 6: One does not simply ask to talk to Loki
Convention of Cats 7: The Secret Revealed
Convention of Cats 8: The Weapon
Convention of Cats 9: Epilogue or Styrr's Epic journey
Reflections While Flying
Operation Scarab
Dog Day Afternoon
Lyre, Lyre
Towering Skyscraper
A Picture Paints A Thousand Words
The Wheels on the Bus
The Times, They are a Changin'
Jurisdiction
The Key
The Key (To The Story) Part Two
Melt Away
Hare's Eleven
Enter ... The Gingerbread Man
Gone Fishin'
A Certain Skillset
Born to be Wild
Sweet Home Elephantlandia
You call That a Knife!
A Chicken Stumped.
The Hare and The Bear
Interlude with cats.
The Wilderness of the Mind
The Twisted Iguana
Now we Strike a Righteous Blow
Shrine
Buzz
The Schedule
Time Difference
The Taking of Andrew Ketterley
Mr Toad has a Jolly Good idea.
The Doorway to the Vault of Myth
Fate's Arrow
The Destiny Trap
The Mountain
You will produce your tickets and travel permits if you please.
An Unexpected Ally
Cair Paravel
The Invention that will Shake Worlds
The Bulgy Bear turns Traitor
The Champion of Narnia
The Liberation of The Gingerbread Man
A Bear, a Narnian, a Redhead and a Victorian walk into a room
The Glass Cat is Not Amused
Loki gets a call
Spake the Raven
Incendiary
The Right Path
Heist Interlude
Part Two: Adrift
Part Two: Elsewhere
Part Two: Loonytown
Part Two: Reflective
Part Two: Precarious Times
Part Two: The Wall
Part Two: A welcoming Bouquet
Part Two: The Hare's Inner Monologue
Part Two: Mad Science and Magic gone Wrong
Part Two: Outnumbered to the (Mad) Max
Part Two: Hellz Rabbitz Rulzz!
Part Two: The Rise of Evil: a Hare Raising Tale
Part Two: The Pipes of Pan
Part Two: Hare Versus Hare
Part Two: An Old Friend
Part Two: We are All The Mouse
Part Two: A Rare Inner Reflection of The Hare
Part Two: Straight Outta Loonytown
Part Two: The Coyote Gospel
Part Two: Let it Snow
Part Two: Cold Pursuit
Part Two: Fear The Walking Dead
Part Two: Flora and Fauna
Part Two: Deep in the Woods
Part Two: Cabin in the woods
Part Two: Groovy
Part Two: Stone Cold Killers
Part Two: Nerves of Feather
Part Two: L is for Lucky
Part Two: Toad's Army
Part Two: A Fish Out of Water
Part Two: The Mission
Part Two: They Stood at Babblingbrook
Part Two: Ten Four
Part Two: The Mundanity of Evil
Part Two: Bambi Reflects
Part Two: Convoy
Part Two: Titanic
Part Two: Assault on the Castle
Part Two: Like a Phoenix
Part Two: All Hail the Old Ones
Part Two: The Time Machine
Part Two: Missing Friends
Part Two: Dead and Buried
Part Two: Bad Juju
Part Two: Signs and Portents
Part Two: Five Days to Retirement
Part Two: The End of the World as You know it.
CHARACTER PROFILES
Character Profiles: Nepotism (1st Short)
Character Profiles: What a Hoot (2nd Short)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (1-5)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (6-10)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (11-15)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (16-20)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (21-25)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (26-30)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (31-35)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (36-40)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (1-5)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (6-10)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (11-15)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (41-45)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (46-50)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (51-55)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (56-60)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (61-65)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (66-70)

Big Head

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By JasonGreenfield

The Glass Cat had a quick confab with his must trusted aides, Professor Moriarty and The Cheshire Cat.

Chesh listened as his long time friend explained they were setting up camp for the 'night' though it appeared nighttime in the wood between worlds was merely a matter of time keeping as it was perpetual daylight. According to calculations worked out by Bungle and the Professor, with grudging assistance by Professor Andrew Ketterley, there was a certain optimum time to enter the world of Charn. The Cheshire Cat was far from unintelligent but spatial-dimensional physics were beyond him - besides he didn't care enough to ask for details most of the time. It wasn't in his nature to put in that much effort.

What he did like to do, was exercise his powers. He had just done so, spinning his head slowly around at 360 degrees to observe the various sub groups of their expedition spreading out and putting up tents, taken from the large crate. The supercat Atom was standing guard, handing out equipment from said crate and it looked like ... yes, young Griffin was trying to peek inside again but Atom had sternly shooed him away.

The orange cat from Wonderland grinned ... or rather he extended his existing grin, for he rarely had a smile off of his face - everything was a source of amusement for Cheshire. He knew what the grey tabby was after - a peek inside the small basket inside the crate ... the one that contained the weapon. Well he wasn't going to get past Atom the Cat.

Acting on whim the Cheshire Cat exercised his favourite power, first growing to the size of a lion - he could stop at this point, but didn't - continuing to grow, but now his body was shrinking as his head enlarged until he was just a giant balloon shaped head floating in the air just above the treeline.

He looked down - Bulgy was under temporary guard by Punchinello and Renard - he had reacted somewhat badly to the revelation of their destination. The Glass Cat had allowed Boo to join him.

Over on the other side of the pool to Charn, The Hare's clique had separated off. Chesh indulged in a rare frown - he had wondered why Bungle was giving them such leeway. After all Hare, The Golden Goose and the girl Jessica were far from willing participants, though the Hare had seemingly accepted his part and succumbed to temptation, expecting reward in the new order.

Cheshire still thought it inopportune to give them their own space, but when he had asked, Bungle hadn't been bothered and said that as long as Goldie Lochs and the Gingerbread Man remained with them to keep an eye on them, he wasn't concerned.

The aforementioned Glass Cat was looking up at him now, with a look of slight annoyance. Cheshire grinned down at his old friend, who called up.

'Chesh! Deflate at once! Your big head is blocking out all the light!'

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