No joke that stuff is loud!
Well erinbeejkl asked me to write a prompt for her!!!!
And honestly I know a little bit about destiny...
So let's fight the taken king!!!,
Weeeeeeeee!!!!
We all gather at Erin's spooky secret fangirl club..... in her basement!
Benny- I was kicking ass in the ring how'd I get here!!!
Erin- spoookyyyy magic powers!!!
Possum- Benny she's spooky!
She sneaks up to them
Erin- No I'm not.....
Kronis- I'm into spooky girls!
Erin- Shoo!!!
Randomer- Fine what!
Erin- I want to play destiny with this cool new Xbox i found!
Jedi-Smuggler-Sith Ooooooo sounds cool!
Randomer- PC IS THE MASTER RACE.
Lion- deus Vult!
Kronis- Nuh uh! Xbox is better!
Benny- yeah fight us!
Possum- I don't have much of a opinion on this matter...
Infinite- console rules!
Dark- No go eat yourselfs!
Camera- Your a traitor to the empire!
Cheker- do I even play video games.....
Kiddo- yes you do and console is superior!
Ryan- Yeah!
New- Muwhahahaaha you PC plebs will burn!
Benny- PS RULES
Possum- I side with Benny!
Void- Xbox is Overlord
Kronis- Yeet!
Wolf- Woo! High five!
They attempt to do a three way high five which as expected becomes awkward.
Erin- SILENCE!!!!
Ryan- deus Vult.....
Erin- BLOCK
Kiddo- Whooo....
ERIN- STOP
Kronis- Can....
ERIN- NO
New- Sing
Erin- DONT DO IT
Ryan- into...
ERIN- NOOOOOOOOO!!
Minnowkit- ROSESSSSSS!!!!
Erin falls over.
Void- Stop right there! We need CPR!
Kronis- It must be my birthday!
Erin snaps awake and slaps Kronis as he was about to give her mouth to mouth.
Kronis- owwwwww...
Erin- Ha! Now can I talk!
All- Fineeeee..... Maple syrup....
Erin- So I found this cool cool tv in a ditch! It said do not use!
Void- Aren't those signs there for a reason?
Ryan- Psh YOlO!
Wolf- We must adventure!
New- To see what's beyond the HORRRRIIIIIZZZZOOOONNNNN!
Erin- I was not expecting a singing solo...
New- No one ever suspects the Spanish Inquisition!
Ryan- Dues Vult?
Void- Stap
Randomer- Pls b0ss
Erin- No matter let's play destinnyyyy!!!! Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!
As she turns on the Xbox the screen comes alive and begins to suck them in!!!
Alll- Ahhhh!!! Spooky TV!!!
Erin- This was a bad idea!!!!
They attempt to run away but the pull of the TV was too strong!
They are thrown into the world in old world Russia!
New- Where are we?
Kronis- MATHER RUSSIA
ERIN- In destiny! Woooo!!!
Benny- this is crazzzyyyyy but why can't we be Dues Ex!
Ryan- or metal gear!
Void- or Star Wars!
Kronis- or halo!
Lion- or ESO!
Randomer- or in FIFA!
Kiddo- Or fallout!
Kronis- Correction! I already did that!
Kiddo- ummmmm assassins creed!
All- yeah!
Erin- BECUASE IM IN CONTROL....
All- Ok then...
New- uh guys!!, giant evil scary robot!!
All- ahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Ryan- to the cave!
Dark- so your telling me we got sucked up here and being chased by a giant robot?
Camera- it could be worse we may be helping wolf shank lion!
Kronis- Hey it was a good chapter!
Jedi- what are you guys talking about!?
Kronis- Past chapter!!!!
Jedi- aren't we breaking the fourth wall!?!?
Kronis- more or less!!!
All- Guys let's gOooo!!,
(Blue Danube!)
Before they knew it they were chased by the vandal and hiding in a cave from the giant spider robot!
(Remember the cave Erin? with the tie guy?)
Kronis- before we rush into most likely death let's do some pick up lines!
Kronis- yo Erin!
Erin- Yeah?
Kronis- Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
Erin- awwww.... but die Pervy Kronis!
Kronis- eieieieieiie!
Kronis- hey lion!
Lion- Si?
Kronis- Are you a Exo That's a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine!
Lion- I'm human! But like part elf because I'm beautiful!
Kronis- ok then....
Kronis- Ay cheker!
Cheker- what!
Kronis- Are you a ghost? Cause you just revived my heart!
Cheker- Stay away!
Kronis- yo wolf!
Wolf- what!
Kronis- Hey baby are you an Exotic Engram? Cuz I get excited every time I see you.
Wolf- Noooooo!!!!
Kronis- Yo Kyra!
Kyra- Si?
Kronis- You hungry for some Kronny....
Kyra- Maybe....
Kronis- HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS WORKED
Kyra- Kidding!
She hits Kronis with a mega hammer.
Kronis- ieieieieieiei!
Kronis- yo infinite!
Infinite- Yello!
Kronis- Aye girl are you a Vandal?? Because I've fallen for you.
Infinite- STRANGER DANGER
Kronis- ok then...
Infinite- AND DONT SAY I HAVE LIMTED KNOWLEDGE ON STAR WARS!!!!
Kronis- but you doooo!
Kronis- Ay void!
Void- Are you threatening me master Jedi....
Kronis- Your sub class must be an arc type because your body is electric!
Void- Wut
Kronis- Wut
Erin- Kronis stop looking at other girls!!!
Kronis- Never! *hisses*
Benny- I hate to be the bearer of bad news but There's a giant spider robot after us!!!
All- ieieieieieieiieieiee!
Benny- Step aside bois and gurls! Let an adult handle this!!!!
Benny runs at it growing a grenade and is then instantly swatted away and dies!!
Possum- nooooooooo!!!!!!
Kronis- Bennyo.....
Randomer- I may not be able to feel emotions but now I feel sad....
Kiddo- RIP
Infinite- he wasn't killed in the ring but in a game....
Void- Ummmm boo who!?
Benny- Hey guys!!!!
All- Ahhhhhh!!!
Wait Benny! Yeah I respawned! Yeet!
All- It's a Christmas miracle!
Erin- I have a plan.... but it's going to need guts!
Kronis- Glory!
Benny- Courage!
Possum- Strength!
Void- the force!
Jedi- Spooky powers!
Dark and camera- Maple syrup!
Erin- here's what it is...
To be continued in part 2!!
Peace out parejuras!
Byeeeeeeeeee!