Star Wars: The Random Wars

De Darth_Kronis

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*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a... Mais

Introduction
Proof!
O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!
Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.
Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....
SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A!!!!!
New cover!!!!!!!
My life.
People As Star Wars!!!!
Misconceptions on Americans!
Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.
Fun facts about me!!!
Stupid bots!!!!!
Question.
Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!
Hunger Games part 2!!!!
Fallout
Pokemon go Kronis!
Damn it Disney!!!!
Darth Dark?
Nooo!!! Kronis!
The U.K!!
Lebanon!!!
Question
Wedding!!!
Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.
Lets take a break from me for a second
Assasssins Creed-2016 Campaign
Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!
Us as Assassins
Mother of god im bored.
Lebanese Drama Shows
Copy Kronis
The results are in!
Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!
Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!
Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)
Wait! I got tagged!
The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the Bruno
Sadacide Squad
The Titanic
20 Things about da kronis.
Innocent or gulity?
Help!
Soooooooooo
The titanic Part 2!
TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!
The Murder House....
More ideas!!!
Haircut!
The Burger
Book series
Lebanese Buses
The Mission!!!!!!!
I need ideas!!!!
School and sickness.
Engineering class
Music Taste.
I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.
Quite the story
Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!
New cover!!!
Question
Vaccum Cleaners
My readers
Do You Remember!?
Moments with Kronis
English class
Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dew-Ritos
Moments With Kronis Homecoming.
Kronis-Geering
The perfect line!
An app.
Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)
Halloween!
Too slooty For me
Ayyy!!!
Lion's future dystopian Empire
My main man!
Boredom.
Burn ye plebs!!!
D and D!
Addiction
Clown attack!
Mother of god....
videos for my Non-Murica friends!
10 parts!
1. Prompt
2. Assassins creed Canada
3. Quite the tale
4. Working out!
5. Agents of shield!
6. Alien invasion!!!!
7. The Manic
8. How to work out
9. Moments with Kronis
10. Oh yeah!!!
For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie Codie
Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!
Well Well Well I fell in a well once!
Cities
Moments with Kronis
BLOCK
My hands!!!!
Yay!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)
In the Spirt of Halloween!
Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?
Petition
Thank you.
Questions
I'm getting too old for this...
Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rain
Whew boy....
Tag!!!!
Should I do it!!
Q and help me
The Stache'
Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)
Parental murder....
ITS OVER!!!!!!
Looks like this is it
Yee bois!!!
Dodododododoodododododo
The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!
Opposite but the Same
Music world!!!!
Uno Question
Cleithrophobia- By Darth_Kronis
Moments with Kronis
Every Pick up line ever used.
Ho Ho ho! Merry Kronismis
Kronis gift to Benny!
Kronis gift to Erin!!
Chistmas Prompt
The day?
Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!
Hogwarts houses
The bust!!!
Chirstmas Tag!
Only one TRUE Galxay!
Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
*hits yeet*
New Year prompt!!?
He he he
Happy new yearerrr!
The Kyraest of the Brunos?
Moments with Kronis
And the dates areeeee!
The Bees!! JKERIN
I'm deleting my account
Is this a game to you Cheker!
LOVE MESELF!
*falls over*
Fish master
A Date at 9
Let it snow!
2 Things in one!
I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)
Y'all are gonna hate me
Moments with the kronis!
Be my Valentine kroniseye!
*nostalgia overdrive*
*loud destiny music*
#CEOproblems
D E S T I N Y
Q and Asparagus
Minnowkits tags make no sense
I'm never gonna give you up!
2 Cute 4 U
GIVE ME IDEAS
A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!
50 Shades of Lion
The Benniest birthday bash!!!
Cheker checkmated me in checkers
For the fine lady I am shipped with
Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITY
Kronis Party Time!
All for one and one for all!
AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
Back in tag!
Catching up with kronis
RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!
RC2- Pirate Prompt!
RC3- Wamera
Whats next?
Friendship
Camera is a big boy
Kronis' fresh beats
Pirates!
Parental Guidance
Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!
Arent i an active guy

Fluffy dragons for Erin.

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De Darth_Kronis

Ok guys! I'm currently stuck in Erin's basement after she pulled me out of Benny's basement where I was forced to make pancakes and now to write Erin's fluffy dragon prompt!

I should lock my door more often.... but beyond that fact I'm cool cool.

Arghhhhh! Besides only 5 comments on Wolf's prompt, as well she's been missing for a bit. So who knows.

Honestly this has become me ranting, I have done one of these in a while well I can rant about Midterms.

Turns out I need to work a bit on engineering. Sheesh.

Well I should rename the above.

Like I don't know like Kronis has problems. Something like that.

Wellllllllllllll I suppose that's what I promised to do.

But anyways in a news flash Erin did the tag!!  Woo!!!!
Also in an update first test went pretty well. So I'm on a break now.

So now to fluffy dragons! (Don't ask me)

erinbeejkl - I have gathered all of you here today for an important mission!
Kronis- will we break into Lucasfilms studio and steal the episode 8 script!
Erin- nooo?
BennyBedlam - make some gains!!! I'm looking at you camera!
Darkest_Camera - but look at me all the ladies love me!
Steve Harvey- Survey shows! Nope!
Camera- who can sing into roses!!
Erin- my ears!!,
Possumpants - will we free the possums!!! DUES POSSUM! (I'm sorry)
Erin- no!!
DarkestNeon and camera- will we liberate the maple syrup and help it go to the next life.... in our stomachs!
Erin-ummm
Wolf_Vos_Normandy - we will go on a tomb raiding adventure!
Erin- my turn!! No give backs!
KiddoCiddo - we will save the tea bags!
Erin- error!!
somerandomer2 - we will get the books and do something normal!
Kronis- that's funny Randomer!
Randomer- IM SERIOUS.
Kronis- ummmmm!!! Guys!
Erin- good luck.
Infinite_Galaxies817 - will we got on a boat and get lost on island?
Erin- ummmmmmm no thanks!
lionmouse we will raid a game stop!
Erin- nah!
Chekerboard - Minecraft prompt?
Erin- ummm?
Kronis- I'll do that later!
Erin- are you done yet?
Minnowkit - WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Benny- CANT WAKE UP!
Camera- Rain drop!
Dark- Drop Top!
Kiddo- all I do is eat non stop!
Kronis- harmabe is in heaven!!!
All- OLD MEME
Kronis- I'm sorry!!!!
Erin- have you all guessed yet?
Minnowkit- we will save the manga!
Erin- as much as I love to do that no!
Randomer- cat calls?
Erin- ummmm.... no!
Randomer- here kitty kitty!

A cat runs up to Randomer.
Erin- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Randomer- sheesh guys you really have given me a bad representation!
Kronis- enough of that for now!
Erin- we're going to find fluffy dragons!
All- ????
Benny- ok this is coming from me and that makes no sense.
Erin- we will go to a spooky mountain where they are located!
Kronis- ummmmm
Erin- I did the tag!
Kronis- fine fine.
Cheker- weeeeeee!!!!!
Benny- off to the Benny-!
Ryan- mobile!
Kronis- space ship!
Erin- helicopter!
Possum- banana!
All- wat.
Possum- wat.

At the spooky mountain!
Kronis- remind me not to let Erin to fly a helicopter!
Randomer- be a man!
Randomer vomits
Kronis vomits along with Randomer!
Then one after another but Erin doesn't she's too littttt.
Benny- you should've told us there was snow! I'm dressed for Aussie weather!
Erin- man up Bennyo!
Benny- No-o!
New- yeah! Deus Vult!
Ryan- deus Vult!
Kronis- dues Vult!
Wolf- ummmmmmmmm coool.....
Ryan- you know I could liberate your holy land....
Erin- eewwww! Get out of here!
Ryan- *Alfred Hitchcock scream*
All- we're all cold!m
Erin- tooooooo baddd now to find the fluffy dragons!

Many minutes of dragon searching later....
Kronis- sooooo cold!
Possum- possums aren't suited for this place!
Benny- perhaps I should've reconsidered my fashion choices!
Lion- I'm to young to be beaned!
Erin- eieieieieieieieieieieiieieieieieiei! The dragons!

Ok for this next part try to imagine it!

 
I suppose that will do. So do I make them eat Erin so we go home? Nah!

Erin- I'm going to mount one!
Kronis- is that the smartest idea?
Erin- heck yeah!
Benny- step aside master dragon rider coming through!

Benny attempts to climb onto one of them and is dismounted!
Benny- eieieieieieieiieie!
Randomer- let me show you how this is done!
He is also dismounted!

After everyone thinking they were slicker than Erin, me included finally gave up Erin proudly climbed onto one of the dragons and she wasn't dismounted!

Erin- this is how we do it!
All- this is how we do it!
Minnowkit- what now?
Infinite- good question!
Erin- raceeee!!!,

And as they went they all finally got onto a dragon!

Erin- 3....
Kronis-2...
Possum- 1.....
Erin- gooooooo!!!

And as our story ends with Erin's inning the race because she oddly enough had experience in this field. Randomer crashed into a tree, Benny got whacked by Cthulhu but is too busy fanboying about it to care. Possum was lifted off by thousand possums, infinite ended up in another galaxy, nubbs slipped on butter, lion was distracted by cake, minnowkit by manga, new by popcorn, Ryan by an Xbox!

Peace out perjuicios!

Beyeyeyeyeyyeyeye

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