Well there hello! So my gift of a Christmas prompt!
On the 2nd prompt of December, Kronis gave to me a baking show that's on network tv!
So this one goes out to the ever so creative and thicc erinbeejkl woooooo!!!!!
So she asked for a baking show!
Also a reminder if you want a prompt you need to request it!!!!!! I can't read minds!!!!!
Lights.... cameras (don't worry there is only one real one)..... Action!!!
Erin- welcome folks! To my ever so awesome baking show! Called The Baking Challenge!
Erin- let's introduce our contestants!
Erin- first off we got Ms. Wolf_Vos_Normandy! A well known figure in the tomb raiding community! And quite a looker herself! Give it up to Wolf_Vos_Normandy!!!,
Erin- next up we got Benny and Possum!!!! One may or may not be a psychopath! The other loves fuzzy objects! Give it up to BennyBedlam and Possumpants
Erin- now up we've got the murican's! Fighter jets heard overhead. Kronis, kyra1234567890bruno , lionmouse , Minnowkit The_Butternubber and Chekerboard ! A Star Wars, DC, Abs and Molotovs, anime, YouTube and gameboard lovers! Give it up to them!
Erin- after the Australians we got a Brit give it up for Kiddo. A crazy tea lover and fit as hell! Wait who put that on my card! Give it up to KiddoCiddo
Erin- Now to our amigos up north we got DarkestNeon and Darkestcamera!!!! Both would kill for a serving of maple syrup! As well that dark has a more open personality! And camera is a bit more shy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it up for Darkest_Camera and DarkestNeon!!!
Erin- Now we got those 2 other Aussies! Ryan_Penney and TheNewNarrator one is a... uhhh I suppose there cool?
Ryan- yes we are!
New- what the weeb said!
Ryan- excuse me!
Benny- fight fight!!!
Erin- silence!
All- awww... the fights...
Erin- So you want to mess with me and my OCS!
Wolf- octopus cookie snakes?
Erin- wat.
Wolf- wat.
Kronis- let's move to me! I'm going to whup all of you guys! Yeet!
Dark- I'll go BLOCK you!
Kronis- nein!
Pick up line time!!!
Kronis- Hey Erin
Erin- yeah?
Kronis- if you were a fruit you'd be a fine apple!
He gets punched!
Kronis hey lion what's on the menu?
Lion- what?
Me-n-U!
Lion tosses a molotov!
Kronis- fire!!!!
Eieieieieie
Kronis- Hey Kyra!
Kyra- yeah?
Kronis- if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber!
Kyra- wat?
Kronis- you know cucumber? Add a cute?
Kyra- nope.
Kronis- I'll uhhh just go...
Kronis- Hey wolf!
Wolf- ya?
Kronis Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Wolf- excuse me!
Kronis gets whacked!
Kronis-Hey minnowkit
Minnowkit- so?
Kronis- Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Minnowkit hits him on the head.
Kronis- oieeieieiei!
Kronis- hey cheker!
Cheker- yo
Kronis- Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
Cheker- BLOCK!!!
(Don't worry New, Ryan, dark, and camera will take turns!) not Benny? Because he's fuking engaged.
Erin- are you done yet?
Kronis- once my medical bills are paid!
Erin- ugh fine!
Erin- let's begin!!!!
A light show happens the room goes dark and a light is cast upon Erin
Erin- the first challenge is to make a gingerbread house! Surprise me and use any ingredient that you want! Gooooooo!!!!!
Benny breaks off into the kitchen grabbing a can of corn, 3 eggs, ginger, a loaf of bread and a tuna sandwich! Behind him are the other contestants grabbing any ingredients they can find!
As our contestants flip out over ingredients to make cookies a mysterious figure walks around the side lines. With a trench coat and an oversized hat he scoffs at the scene and quickly walks away.
A few minutes of baking later....
Erin slides up to one of the cooking areas.
Erin- so whatcha making wolf?
Wolf- Tomb raider cookies!!!!!!
Erin- ooooooooo...... I have no clue what that is!
Wolf- ummmm only the greatest series ever!!!!
Erin- yeah..... yeah! So what are your ingredients?
Wolf- Limestone, chocolate chips, sugar, flour, the usual.
Erin- did ya say limestone!!!!!
Wolf- Ummmmmm yeah?
Erin- dangerous!!!!
Wolf- No one can ride the badass way.....
Erin- sa cheker!
Cheker- hola!
Erin- por qué ingredientes?
Cheker- si!
Cheker- yo tengo chess, y reloj, y lápiz!
Erin- mmm!
Erin- yo nubbs!
Nubbs- rub a dub dub nubbs in the tub!
Erin- ingrennets?
Nubbs- fingers, Rosemary and BBQ foot massages.
Erin- coooooolllll
Erin- Hey Kyra!
Kyra- what's up?
Erin - what are your ingredients?
Kyra- Ex skin, RPs, spagettios, and the blood of my enemy's......
Erin- cool...
Erin- I'm like hey what's up a lo!
Kiddo- wat?
Erin- it's a song.
Kiddo- no matter! My ingredients are Tea, Lesves, water, more tea, and glass!!!
Erin-mmmmmm....
Erin- how's my favorite possum!
Possum- I'm the only possum you know...
Erin- ummm yeah... what's your ingredients?
Possum- fur, a old possum tail, and fruits!!!,
Erin- umm cool?
As we move onto another contestant
(Wait a second guys how can we do randomers ratway without Randomer? I just thought of this! Is a new host required? Kronis' Krazy Way! No that's a rubbish name. And Wolf_Vos_Normandy what about tomb raider prompt!!!!
Next up is dark!!!!!
Erin- hey-o!!!!
Dark- Konichewa! (I have a feeling I spelled it wrong....)
Erin- so what you got there!
Dark- Oatmeal, Maple syrup, a old shoe, and condensed snow!
Erin- how so Canadian of you...
Dark- thanks!!!!!!!
Ryan- ahh!! A girl!!! Eww!!!
Erin- ummm I'm a woman!
Ryan- oh hi There!
Erin- care to share ingredients?
Ryan- weed, stuff, Tony's hair...
Erin- ahhh cool...
New- heyo!
Erin- yo-o!
New- since I'm so cool I'll say my ingredients!
Erin- sure..
New- Ryan's hair, spaghetti, heterosexual male hair.
Camera- sah dududududude!
Erin- hi,,, so what's your ingredients?
Camera- tears.... so many tears..... and sugar!!!!
Erin- don't worry! I'm sure those are the tears of your enemy's!
Camera- no... mine....
Erin- I'll be going...
Erin- hey you.....
Kronis- hiiii!!!!!
Erin- so what's your ingredients!
Kronis- chocolate chips, spaghetti, a kyber crystal and leafs!!!!!
Erin- well I'm going to make a like a tree and leaf!
Kronis- leaf? Tree? Wait a second!!!!!!
Erin- byeee!!!!
Benny- a summon thee Cthulh-! Oh hi Erin!
Erin- umm hi....
Benny- I bet you want to hear my ingredients!
Erin- yeah sure....
Benny- tentacles, pot head dudes across the streets hair, chocolates, Carmel and possum fuz! Curtesy of possum's possum!
Erin- umm cool.....
Lion- Molotov! I'm going to toss it! Molotov! It's going to hit you! Oh hi Erin!
Erin- you sang a song about Molotovs?
Lion- your new here.
Erin- or am I......
Lion- Ummm back to me please!!!!
Erin- girls...
Lion- girls....
Randomer- I'd like to point out that your both girls.
Erin and lion- did you just assume our genders! Wait Randomer!
He appeared back into dust.
Lion- well my ingredients are a bottle, alcohol, and a cloth!
Erin- sah Kronis!!!
Kronis- hello!
Erin- so whatcha ingredients?
Kronis- the ashes of my enemy's.....
Erin- that got dark fast...
Now off to showcase!!!!!
Erin- welcome back folks! We've got this last part! The winner of this will win an all inclusive, VIP, trip to Havana!!!!
All- ooooooo!
Benny- was it my tentacle surprise ginger bread house?
Kronis- my enemy's ashes house?
Camera- my tear and sugar house?
Kiddo- my tea house?
And the winner is.........
Erin- muwhahahahhaha!!! Me!!!,
All- what!!!
Erin- while you weren't looking I put lethal dosages of ricen in your houses!!
All- what...... *dying noises* bleh..
They all crumple on the floor.
Erin- I am victorious!!!!
Then a door kicked open!
Ryan- ha ha! Stunt doubles!!!
Erin- nooooo!!!! The trip!!!
Lion- stop right there!!!
Then the Randomer invasion came and we all died!
Or did we... dun dun dun!
Byeeee!
Peace out processes!!