Star Wars: The Random Wars

By Darth_Kronis

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*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a... More

Introduction
Proof!
O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!
Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.
Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....
SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A!!!!!
New cover!!!!!!!
My life.
People As Star Wars!!!!
Misconceptions on Americans!
Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.
Fun facts about me!!!
Stupid bots!!!!!
Question.
Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!
Hunger Games part 2!!!!
Fallout
Pokemon go Kronis!
Damn it Disney!!!!
Darth Dark?
Nooo!!! Kronis!
The U.K!!
Lebanon!!!
Question
Wedding!!!
Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.
Lets take a break from me for a second
Assasssins Creed-2016 Campaign
Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!
Us as Assassins
Mother of god im bored.
Lebanese Drama Shows
Copy Kronis
The results are in!
Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!
Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!
Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)
Wait! I got tagged!
The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the Bruno
Sadacide Squad
The Titanic
20 Things about da kronis.
Innocent or gulity?
Help!
Soooooooooo
The titanic Part 2!
TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!
The Murder House....
More ideas!!!
Haircut!
The Burger
Book series
Lebanese Buses
The Mission!!!!!!!
I need ideas!!!!
School and sickness.
Engineering class
Music Taste.
I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.
Quite the story
Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!
New cover!!!
Question
Vaccum Cleaners
My readers
Do You Remember!?
Moments with Kronis
English class
Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dew-Ritos
Moments With Kronis Homecoming.
Kronis-Geering
The perfect line!
An app.
Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)
Halloween!
Too slooty For me
Ayyy!!!
Lion's future dystopian Empire
My main man!
Boredom.
Burn ye plebs!!!
D and D!
Addiction
Clown attack!
Mother of god....
videos for my Non-Murica friends!
10 parts!
1. Prompt
2. Assassins creed Canada
3. Quite the tale
4. Working out!
5. Agents of shield!
6. Alien invasion!!!!
7. The Manic
8. How to work out
9. Moments with Kronis
10. Oh yeah!!!
For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie Codie
Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!
Well Well Well I fell in a well once!
Cities
Moments with Kronis
BLOCK
My hands!!!!
Yay!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)
In the Spirt of Halloween!
Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?
Petition
Thank you.
Questions
I'm getting too old for this...
Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rain
Whew boy....
Tag!!!!
Should I do it!!
Q and help me
The Stache'
Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)
Parental murder....
ITS OVER!!!!!!
Looks like this is it
Yee bois!!!
Dodododododoodododododo
The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!
Opposite but the Same
Uno Question
Cleithrophobia- By Darth_Kronis
Moments with Kronis
Every Pick up line ever used.
Ho Ho ho! Merry Kronismis
Kronis gift to Benny!
Kronis gift to Erin!!
Chistmas Prompt
The day?
Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!
Hogwarts houses
The bust!!!
Chirstmas Tag!
Only one TRUE Galxay!
Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
*hits yeet*
New Year prompt!!?
He he he
Happy new yearerrr!
The Kyraest of the Brunos?
Moments with Kronis
Fluffy dragons for Erin.
And the dates areeeee!
The Bees!! JKERIN
I'm deleting my account
Is this a game to you Cheker!
LOVE MESELF!
*falls over*
Fish master
A Date at 9
Let it snow!
2 Things in one!
I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)
Y'all are gonna hate me
Moments with the kronis!
Be my Valentine kroniseye!
*nostalgia overdrive*
*loud destiny music*
#CEOproblems
D E S T I N Y
Q and Asparagus
Minnowkits tags make no sense
I'm never gonna give you up!
2 Cute 4 U
GIVE ME IDEAS
A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!
50 Shades of Lion
The Benniest birthday bash!!!
Cheker checkmated me in checkers
For the fine lady I am shipped with
Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITY
Kronis Party Time!
All for one and one for all!
AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
Back in tag!
Catching up with kronis
RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!
RC2- Pirate Prompt!
RC3- Wamera
Whats next?
Friendship
Camera is a big boy
Kronis' fresh beats
Pirates!
Parental Guidance
Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!
Arent i an active guy

Music world!!!!

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By Darth_Kronis

So keeps sending me ideas for prompts!

Pls b0ss I go to school too!

I need to go to school, workout, homework, spaghetti!

Sheesh!!!!!

But while working on Benny's spooky Contest I've been writing this too!

La da la da la da la da!

We start with our characters in the land of music!

Randomer- do ra me fa so la de do
Kronis- pls stop
Randomer- fine but I get to use new pickup lines later!
Erin- pls don't.
Randomer- we'll see.
Benny- so we just spawned here?
Possum- yeah one second me and Benny were decorating a Christmas tree and now we just ended up here!
Lion- I was raiding in GW!!!!!
Erin- come on guys give me a break!
Randomer- well I was busy jack-! I mean brushing my teeth!
Wolf- I was playing skyrim!!!
Ryan- I was being Aussie!!!
Minnowkit- I was watching anime!
Cheker- I was playing checkers!
Benny- I was making gains!
I was being a dumbass!
New- Wait how'd I get here!!!
All- Your stuck here now....
Ryan- muwhahahahahha!
Erin- you guys are weird...
All- hey!!!!
Lion- because I have an obsession with male abs and Molotovs doesn't mean I'm not normal!!!!
Dark and camera- just because we speak in and have a syrup obsession doesn't mean we are weird?
Kronis- just because I love Star Wars doesn't mean I don't like other things!!!
Benny- just because I'm a writing god doesn't mean I'm not normal!

kyra and Kiddo- just because I love marvel doesn't mean I'm not normal!

Ryan- umnmn normal!!!

Possum- Just because I have love for fuzzy items doesn't mean I'm not normal!
All sneer at Newnarrator

Erin- ummmm... back to the prompt!
Kronis- fine....
Benny- da fuq is going on?
Erin- easy!!! The crown has been stolen by Justin Bieber and every time he changes the song the landscape changes!
Dark- that makes no sense.... but I'll roll with it!
Kyra- yay!!!,
Somerandomer- you all know the drill!

Randomer- Hey cheker I wish I was glue so you'd be stuck to me all night!
Cheker- ew!!!

Randomer- Hey Erin I want to reduce the air between our mouths!
Erin- I hate germs!!!

Randomer- Ok I'll just skip you possum!

Randomer- A, b,c , e, f, g, h, I, j, k, l ,m ,n, o, p. q. r. s. t, u, v, w, x, y, z!
Wolf- where's the d?
Randomer- don't worry I'll put it in you soon!
Wolf Drop kicks randomer.

Hey kiddo! I want to eat you like a crumpet!
Kiddo punches him

Hey Kyra! What long and thick??
Kyra- Stay away!!!!!

Erin- now can we get back?
Kronis- yes.
Erin- woo!

Sing this part!!!!

Erin- we are off to kill the Justin! The Justin who we hate!
Dark- yes we Do!
Camera- of course we do!
Benny- he has commit a wrong!
Possum- who which no one can solve!
Somerandomer- I enjoy tea! But let's get back to the Show!
Kiddo- Now let's get low!!!
New narrator- this is my hell.
All- but there is no escape!!!!
Kronis- oohhhhh! We are off to kill the Justin! The one we hate so dear!
Erin- now let's get back onto the road!!!!
New- End it!!!!!

Erin- ok bois! We are on the first road!!! The candy land!
Benny and possum- is the road made of candy!!!??
Benny- it is!!!

They start running around trying to eat everything.
Randomer- wait for me!!!!

They eat a lot of the candy like a bunch of krazy kids.

They hear a spooky tune near by....

Wolf- ummmm guys.... why is night coming so quickly???
Kiddo- I smell old bacon....
Kronis- hmmm
Cheker- zombies!!!!
New- *girly scream*
All- run!!!

With the group running possum, Benny and Randomer running with the most chocolate they can carry. They ran from the zombies.

A few minutes of running later they arrive in a sunny area with cheery music playing.

New- why am I here??
All- because you can never escape!!!!!
Erin- according to my map we are one mile away from the evil Justin!
Kiddo- why do want to kill Justin?

Shade appears and covers her face.

Erin- the year was 08 I was just a wee lad.... he came and ruined my friends... my peeps.... my homeboys.... his music was poison but he has returned and wants revenge.... and we will destroy him!!!!
Erin- Dues Vult!!!!
All- dues Vult!!!!!
Erin- charge!!
Ryan- hi guys!!!
All- ahhhh!!!!!!

Kronis- to the Benny mobile!!!

At the Benny mobile which is regular 5 seater.

Ryan- is it usually this cramped?
New- not sure...
Kronis- used to have more space....
Benny- hey!, possum gets shotgun! Rest of you need to sit in the back!
All- awwww...
Benny- let's gooo!!!!!

Benny slammed down on the gas and they went flying!!!

A few minutes of cramping later....

Benny- we're here!!!!
Somerandomer- ugh! Next time I'm calling a uber!
Kiddo- those don't exist here.
Somerandomer- argh!!!!!!!

Then before they knew it the evil Justin appeared!

New- I'm your biggest fan!!!
Justin- BURN MORTAL SCUM!!!!

he fires eye lasers and melts Newnarrator!!?!

Ryan- nooo!!!!

Erin- charge!!!!
They run at the giant Justin and attack him, lion throwing Molotovs, Benny throwing books, possum calling an army of possums to attack, Randomer throwing hot tea, kyra using bang guns, kiddo using her sharp makeup brush, Kronis with his laser weapons, dark and camera with their sharp leaves, Ryan with Indiana jones whip, cheker with a game board, and Erin using her???? Umm sword! Yeah!! And minnowkit throwing her mangas!

Attack after attack till the giant Justin died, we stuck back Newnarrator ashes into a person again and we all ate lunchables all together!!!!

The end!!!!!!!!!

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