Sah dude!!!!!
So Wolf_Vos_Normandy you wanted this! P.s no shiv B0ss Kronis no appreciate.
Last time on the Adventures of Tomb raider !
somerandomer2 become possessed during a wrong turn on a game of tag.
I found a way to forget people in my last prompt.
How to hell am I supposed to get Ryan, infinite in!!!!
lionmouse (more likely than not) will not die!
(That sword prank was legendary!)
Minnowkit fell from the celling.
I need to also get Chekerboard and erinbeejkl in there too!
Act 5
"Oh yah! Maple syrup is the best! Yah! Maple syrup is an awesome song!" Said DarkestNeon and Darkest_Camera as they were skipping down the halls in a happy fashion without a care in the world.
They heard a loud bump.
They stopped singing and looked around
"Ummm hello?" Said camera with a bit of fear in his voice as he backed up to a wall as if he was trying to protect himself. As did dark as they looked left and right. "Randomer!!!, where are you!" Then a tall figure stepped out of shadows and grabbed both of Canadians by the neck and lifted them out trying to choke the life out of them.
"Can't!! B-breath! *cough*!" Said dark as he was struggling against the beamonths hands. "Maple syrup is g-! *dying noises*" they both fall on the ground as the man let them go, they weren't dead but unconscious.
He dragged them away to a disclosed area.
Benny and Possum were walking down the halls.
"Sweatshirt! Sweatshirt! I love you so! Sweatshirt without you I feel low!" Sang Benny while skipping access the halls. "Wait a minute! What about me!" Yelled possum at Benny. "Umm sweatshirt I love you so! But without possum I feel low?" Said Benny in a questioning tone. "Much better Benny! see wasn't that too hard?" Her voice dripping in sarcasm. "Sheesh possum let a guy sing about his sweatshirt!" Said Benny while continuing to skip across the dimply lit halls, continuing past the old cobwebs stuck on the side of the walls.
"HELLO THERE YOUNG MAN AND LADY....." said an unknown figure. "Who there! I got a sweatshirt and I'm not afraid to use it!" Said Benny looking around his sweatshirt in his hands. "It's is ok Benny.... It is i..... The Sweatshirt god!!!!!!!! And I have come to bestow you a gift!" Said the Sweatshirt god while holding his arms up to the sky as to accept lights from the heavens.
"OMG!!! He's real!!!!" Said Benny as he squealed in excitement while possum looked like she'd rather do anything else then watching Benny fanboy over sweatshirts. "I HAVE BROUGHT 2 GIFTS! THE FIRST IS A SIGNED SWEATSHIRT FROM YOURS TRUELY!! As he continued talking possum looked like she was ready to disappear in the walls while Benny was flipping out like a child on Christmas Day. "THE SECOND GIFT IS THE HOLY BENIE OF PURITY!!!!! WITH THIS YOU CAN UNDO THE POSSESSION OF THE GEM DEVIL THING!" Said the Sweatshirt God. "It'll be my honor My lord!!!!!!! Off I go to save Randomer!!!!!!" Yelled Benny as he grabbed possums hand and started to skip down the dimly lit corridors. "Nooooooo!!!!" Yelled possum in a possumly fashion.
(Yes I did write 3 paragraphs about a sweatshirt god, a holy beanie and Benny singing about sweatshirts while skipping.)
Act 6
"Hey now you're a rock star! Get your game on!" Sang The_Butternubber while running through the halls with Minnowkit behind her doing a Naruto run. Then as they were about to intersect to the next hallway then a spooky fellow appeared! "BOO!" As he stretched his arms in a spooky position, Yelled possessed Randomer. "Eieieiieieieie!" They both screamed. While turning in the other direction.
Meanwhile in the other part of the spooky old temple of spookiness....
"Oooo look at the cobwebs!!!" Said kyra1234567890bruno as she walked through the halls of the spooky temple of spookiness. "You know what's cooler than spiderwebs?" Asked Kronis while looking around. "ME!!!!!" Said erinbeejkl as she jumped from the walls! "EIEIIEIEIEIE!" Yelled Kronis while falling over. With Kyra flying back I to the wall from her reflex.
"Was I really that spooky?" Said Erin feeling a bit confused. "Si boss!!! I got the spooks!!!" Responded Kronis double checking that his extensive collection of Star Wars memorabilia didn't fall and break. "Hey you got skills want to join my gang?" Asked Kyra holding her hand out. "If it's not the chain gang of 1976 I'm not interested." Responded Erin swiftly. "My offer still stands..." said Kyra as they continued to walk through the ever so spooky temple.
While everyone was being scared by randomers version of peekaboo. Wolf was cautiously continuing through the halls. The pink panther theme plays in the background. She sneaks to every shadowy part of the temple as she treads its hall looking for Randomer. As swift as a snake she continues until she is approached by TheNewNarrator and Ryan_Penney sneaking behind her trying to be sneaky ninjas! Then as they know it Chekerboard falls from the ceiling!
"Hey guys I was just dropping in!" Said cheker with a broad smile on her face. "Shhhh!!!!" Said all three of sneaky ninjas. "Fine!!!" They continued they to sneak while the hallways got dimmer and dimmer. They come to a wall which has some fresh markings.
"What's this?" Asked Ryan as he looked at the wall and putting his hand on it trying to follow the words. "I think they're steps!" Said New feeling triumphed. "Well it looks like it says step one kidnap handsome maple dudes! Step 2 sacrifice the maple dudes! Then step three kill everyone else!!!!" Exclaimed wolf.
"Gasp!" Exclaimed minnowkit while popping out of who knows where. "The beast has awoken!!!" Ryan continued to scream and run away. "Fear me mortal!!!" Yelled minnowkit. "I'm too young to die!!!" Yelled New narrator as he started to run the other way. "Muwhahahahhaha!" Laughed minnowkit triumphed watch the 2 aussies run away.
Act 7
Lion is jamming to video game while not aware that possessed Randomer is behind her dragging 2 Canadian bodies behind her. While still skipping around trying to hum the halo theme. "Ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ahh ah aha a" while Randomer is taking the bodies to the sacrifice hall!!!!
Benny was skipping with possum by his side then they bumped into Randomer!!!! "Ahh Benny bedlam... the cage fighter.... the author..." "the guy who going to kick your ass!" Interrupts Benny as he high fives possum. "Square up!" Yelled Benny. "It's time to take off the gloves!" Said Randomer as he threw off his silk gloves. "Can I be referee!" Said cheker as she appeared out of no where. "Si! Your about to find out why the call me Bedlam!" Said Benny as he was ready to take Randomer downtown!
3...
2..
1..
Fight!
"Hey! Stop right there! This is my prompt! Randomer take the bodies! Benny go somewhere else!" Yelled wolf feeling frustrated! "Awwww I wanted to fight!" Said Benny while putting back on his jacket. "I was going to take him down to funky town!!!!"
"No!!!! Randomer go do something spooky!" Now Randomer I want you to get to work!!! aim going to close my eyes for 5 seconds! Now run!" Yelled wolf as she turned her back and covered her eyes. "Eieieieiieieieiei!" Screamed possessed Randomer as he ran to the sacrifice chamber.
"Now we can start!!!!" Said wolf. "woo?" Said all of them.
"Close enough!!! Off to the sacrifice chamber!" Said wolf. "Wait! I've gotta question!" Said minnowkit. Wolf sighed. "What is it?" "Can we get food after this!" Asked minnowkit. "Fine..." replied wolf. "Can we go to the outback steak house too?" Asked possum with puppy eyes.
"Fine!" Said wolf angrily. "Ooo can we get a lave cake?" Asked Ryan. "YES!!" Said wolf feeling frustrated. "Umm can we go to a book store too?" Asked Erin nervously. "YES. Just stop!!! We'll do whatever you want!" Said wolf. "Whatever..." asked Kronis.
"Stop! Fine we'll do anything you want!" Said wolf. "YAYAYAYAYAY!" Said everyone while cheering fist bumping, hugging, and eating a bowl of spaghetti and listening to Kpop. "Now to the finalllllll battleeeeee!" Yelled wolf.
Act 8
"stop right there evil doer!" Said New narrator as he jumped from the entrance of the sacrifice hall!
"muwhahahahahaha! You can't stop me!! I'll Sacrifice this mortals to the devil! Then I'll be free!!!" Laughs possessed Randomer while standing in front of were Dark and camera were about to be bamboozled.
"You'll never win possessed Randomer!" Yelled wolf while standing up proudly. "So sure!" He yells while he pulls a switch which activates trap doors on the ground.
"Eeieiieieiei!" They all screamed as they tried to dodge the random trap doors appearing from the ground!
"Help!!," yells Ryan as he jumps from platform to platform! "I'd love some tea now!!!" Yelled kiddo as she continues to move from the platform!
"since I'm a gymnast I can do this easily!" Said nubbs as she rebounded from platform to platform. "Would know be a bad time to say I have a fear of heights?" Asked Erin while jumping. "Kind of!" Replied wolf. "I will help the Sweatshirt god!" Yelled Benny and went into maxiumbennydrive.
"Nooooo!!! Not this again!!!" Yelled possum as she jumped from the trapdoors. "Guys!! Stop complaining!!" Yelled wolf. "Never dues Vult!" Replied Ryan. "That's outdated!!" Yelled nubbs. "Eat a fish stick!" Yelled new narrator. "Memes forever!" Yelled kiddo. "Yeet!" Yelled Kronis.
Wolf suddenly stopped. "Guys! Come on get into your positions!"
While they are jumping and avoiding the trap doors Randomer was preparing his knife!
"Pls no Kill! Just want maple syrup!!!" Yelled Dark. "Wolf use the holy beanie!!!" Yelled Benny. " go wolf! Go wolf! Wolf wolf wolf! W O L F!" Cheered everyone while she jumped in slow motion to land the beanie on randomers head.
As she jumping with the black beanie in her hand Randomer tried to dodge it by going to the side but ultimately failed! While wolf yelled "try this one on for size!!!" (Thank you! Your all too kind!) as she Andes the beanie on randomers head the spirt disappeared from randomers body and he feel to the floor and it returned to the gem with Randomer snoring.
"We did it!!!!" Yelled wolf! "Yippee!!!!," yelled dark and camera happy they weren't going to be sacrificed anymore!
So as our story comes to an end wolf gets the spooky gem, Randomer is no longer possessed and promises never to play tag again. Benny unfortunately turned his special sweatshirt pink in the wash but still loves it. Possum will not write the gender bent prompt, minnowkit is 50% for prompt for me, lion returned to updating, Erin still is thicc as usual, cheker still loves Kpop, dark is treading on spooky water, kiddo is still lit, new is odder than I thought, Ryan is younger then I assumed, turns out that spagetti is ok on syrup, camera will start writing prompts! Same with randomer!
The end
(Well that was lit! This may have been one of the most random pieces I've written! Your welcome wolf!)