Star Wars: The Random Wars

By Darth_Kronis

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*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a... More

Introduction
Proof!
O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!
Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.
Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....
SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A!!!!!
New cover!!!!!!!
My life.
People As Star Wars!!!!
Misconceptions on Americans!
Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.
Fun facts about me!!!
Stupid bots!!!!!
Question.
Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!
Hunger Games part 2!!!!
Fallout
Pokemon go Kronis!
Damn it Disney!!!!
Darth Dark?
Nooo!!! Kronis!
The U.K!!
Lebanon!!!
Question
Wedding!!!
Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.
Lets take a break from me for a second
Assasssins Creed-2016 Campaign
Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!
Us as Assassins
Mother of god im bored.
Lebanese Drama Shows
Copy Kronis
The results are in!
Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!
Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!
Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)
Wait! I got tagged!
The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the Bruno
Sadacide Squad
The Titanic
20 Things about da kronis.
Innocent or gulity?
Help!
Soooooooooo
The titanic Part 2!
TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!
The Murder House....
More ideas!!!
Haircut!
The Burger
Book series
Lebanese Buses
The Mission!!!!!!!
I need ideas!!!!
School and sickness.
Engineering class
Music Taste.
I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.
Quite the story
Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!
New cover!!!
Question
Vaccum Cleaners
My readers
Do You Remember!?
Moments with Kronis
English class
Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dew-Ritos
Moments With Kronis Homecoming.
Kronis-Geering
The perfect line!
An app.
Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)
Halloween!
Too slooty For me
Ayyy!!!
Lion's future dystopian Empire
My main man!
Boredom.
Burn ye plebs!!!
D and D!
Addiction
Clown attack!
Mother of god....
videos for my Non-Murica friends!
10 parts!
1. Prompt
2. Assassins creed Canada
3. Quite the tale
4. Working out!
6. Alien invasion!!!!
7. The Manic
8. How to work out
9. Moments with Kronis
10. Oh yeah!!!
For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie Codie
Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!
Well Well Well I fell in a well once!
Cities
Moments with Kronis
BLOCK
My hands!!!!
Yay!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)
In the Spirt of Halloween!
Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?
Petition
Thank you.
Questions
I'm getting too old for this...
Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rain
Whew boy....
Tag!!!!
Should I do it!!
Q and help me
The Stache'
Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)
Parental murder....
ITS OVER!!!!!!
Looks like this is it
Yee bois!!!
Dodododododoodododododo
The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!
Opposite but the Same
Music world!!!!
Uno Question
Cleithrophobia- By Darth_Kronis
Moments with Kronis
Every Pick up line ever used.
Ho Ho ho! Merry Kronismis
Kronis gift to Benny!
Kronis gift to Erin!!
Chistmas Prompt
The day?
Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!
Hogwarts houses
The bust!!!
Chirstmas Tag!
Only one TRUE Galxay!
Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
*hits yeet*
New Year prompt!!?
He he he
Happy new yearerrr!
The Kyraest of the Brunos?
Moments with Kronis
Fluffy dragons for Erin.
And the dates areeeee!
The Bees!! JKERIN
I'm deleting my account
Is this a game to you Cheker!
LOVE MESELF!
*falls over*
Fish master
A Date at 9
Let it snow!
2 Things in one!
I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)
Y'all are gonna hate me
Moments with the kronis!
Be my Valentine kroniseye!
*nostalgia overdrive*
*loud destiny music*
#CEOproblems
D E S T I N Y
Q and Asparagus
Minnowkits tags make no sense
I'm never gonna give you up!
2 Cute 4 U
GIVE ME IDEAS
A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!
50 Shades of Lion
The Benniest birthday bash!!!
Cheker checkmated me in checkers
For the fine lady I am shipped with
Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITY
Kronis Party Time!
All for one and one for all!
AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
Back in tag!
Catching up with kronis
RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!
RC2- Pirate Prompt!
RC3- Wamera
Whats next?
Friendship
Camera is a big boy
Kronis' fresh beats
Pirates!
Parental Guidance
Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!
Arent i an active guy

5. Agents of shield!

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By Darth_Kronis

Ok so half way! Time to do some marvel stuff! Also why no one commenting?

lionmouse sat down on her desk she was the director of shield the agency to help protect the world from problems. Unfortunately the problem was Wolf_Vos_Normandy and Minnowkit fighting over the last donut. "It's my donut! I called it!" Said wolf while pulling on the box. "No it's not!!! I called dibs!" Said kit while she pulled on the other side.

Lion sighed. somerandomer2  busted into the room. "Lion lion lion!! Guess what!" Said Somerandomer jumping around on her desk knocking over the Molotov's. "Oops." Said Somerandomer.

Kabam!!!!!

Lions desk went flying and the last donut went flying away landing in the hands of Kyra. "Oo! Donut!" She ate it in a few bites. Kit and Wolf both sighed. "Somerandomer what do you have to say?" Said lion while dusting off the smog off her. "Well you all know when I was dating this girl right?" Said Somerandomer with a happy expression. "Umm sure?" Said lion confused. "Well last night a went to bed with her!" Said Somerandomer. "Really! So you slept with her!" Said lion very surprised as she started to pay attention. "And we did it all night long! And guess what?" "What?!" "She was a synth!"

All of a sudden BennyBedlam  kicked down the door. "Did someone say synth! I've got my gun!!!" "Yeah! I got in bed with o-! Ow!" Said Somerandomer as Benny whacked him in the head. "The institute are a cancer in the heart of the common wealth!" Said Benny with pride. Darth walked in the room. "Umm Benny you are in the wrong prompt. This is the real Benny!" Said Kronis while grabbing the Benny. "Cheers!" Said Benny while sprayed some of his book perfume. (See! This is your new item!)

Then a Benny with a race car helmet showed up. "Hey Mates off to the track!" Then an pirate Benny appeared via another door way. "Argh me Maties!" Then another Benny appeared! And one after another till the entire room became filled up with Benny's! Everywhere!!!

"Can't breathe!!! Too much book perfume!" Siadlion with her last breath.

That took quite the turn!

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