Star Wars: The Random Wars

Por Darth_Kronis

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*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a... Más

Introduction
Proof!
O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!
Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.
Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....
SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A!!!!!
New cover!!!!!!!
My life.
People As Star Wars!!!!
Misconceptions on Americans!
Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.
Fun facts about me!!!
Stupid bots!!!!!
Question.
Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!
Hunger Games part 2!!!!
Fallout
Pokemon go Kronis!
Damn it Disney!!!!
Darth Dark?
Nooo!!! Kronis!
The U.K!!
Lebanon!!!
Question
Wedding!!!
Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.
Lets take a break from me for a second
Assasssins Creed-2016 Campaign
Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!
Us as Assassins
Mother of god im bored.
Lebanese Drama Shows
Copy Kronis
The results are in!
Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!
Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!
Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)
Wait! I got tagged!
The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the Bruno
The Titanic
20 Things about da kronis.
Innocent or gulity?
Help!
Soooooooooo
The titanic Part 2!
TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!
The Murder House....
More ideas!!!
Haircut!
The Burger
Book series
Lebanese Buses
The Mission!!!!!!!
I need ideas!!!!
School and sickness.
Engineering class
Music Taste.
I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.
Quite the story
Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!
New cover!!!
Question
Vaccum Cleaners
My readers
Do You Remember!?
Moments with Kronis
English class
Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dew-Ritos
Moments With Kronis Homecoming.
Kronis-Geering
The perfect line!
An app.
Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)
Halloween!
Too slooty For me
Ayyy!!!
Lion's future dystopian Empire
My main man!
Boredom.
Burn ye plebs!!!
D and D!
Addiction
Clown attack!
Mother of god....
videos for my Non-Murica friends!
10 parts!
1. Prompt
2. Assassins creed Canada
3. Quite the tale
4. Working out!
5. Agents of shield!
6. Alien invasion!!!!
7. The Manic
8. How to work out
9. Moments with Kronis
10. Oh yeah!!!
For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie Codie
Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!
Well Well Well I fell in a well once!
Cities
Moments with Kronis
BLOCK
My hands!!!!
Yay!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)
In the Spirt of Halloween!
Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?
Petition
Thank you.
Questions
I'm getting too old for this...
Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rain
Whew boy....
Tag!!!!
Should I do it!!
Q and help me
The Stache'
Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)
Parental murder....
ITS OVER!!!!!!
Looks like this is it
Yee bois!!!
Dodododododoodododododo
The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!
Opposite but the Same
Music world!!!!
Uno Question
Cleithrophobia- By Darth_Kronis
Moments with Kronis
Every Pick up line ever used.
Ho Ho ho! Merry Kronismis
Kronis gift to Benny!
Kronis gift to Erin!!
Chistmas Prompt
The day?
Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!
Hogwarts houses
The bust!!!
Chirstmas Tag!
Only one TRUE Galxay!
Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
*hits yeet*
New Year prompt!!?
He he he
Happy new yearerrr!
The Kyraest of the Brunos?
Moments with Kronis
Fluffy dragons for Erin.
And the dates areeeee!
The Bees!! JKERIN
I'm deleting my account
Is this a game to you Cheker!
LOVE MESELF!
*falls over*
Fish master
A Date at 9
Let it snow!
2 Things in one!
I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)
Y'all are gonna hate me
Moments with the kronis!
Be my Valentine kroniseye!
*nostalgia overdrive*
*loud destiny music*
#CEOproblems
D E S T I N Y
Q and Asparagus
Minnowkits tags make no sense
I'm never gonna give you up!
2 Cute 4 U
GIVE ME IDEAS
A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!
50 Shades of Lion
The Benniest birthday bash!!!
Cheker checkmated me in checkers
For the fine lady I am shipped with
Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITY
Kronis Party Time!
All for one and one for all!
AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
Back in tag!
Catching up with kronis
RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!
RC2- Pirate Prompt!
RC3- Wamera
Whats next?
Friendship
Camera is a big boy
Kronis' fresh beats
Pirates!
Parental Guidance
Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!
Arent i an active guy

Sadacide Squad

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Por Darth_Kronis

So me, my sister and brother wanted to see suicide squad at the mall. We missed it by 15 minutes and we weren't forking over 20 buck each for it.... So we went on a walk! Also Lebanon has 3 flavors of popcorn to choose from! Ha! Cheese, salt, and Carmel... Mmmm.

So we walked around went to Cinnabon.... It was pretty good but a bit strong... McDonald's looks edible... Same with KFC.

As well I saw the equivalent of Stonefire in Lebanon.

As well suicide squad doesn't seem to doing very good....
30% critics and 98% Movie watchers. But there doing better than the ghost busters 2. I heard they hit negatives.

But I saw central intelligence. I loved it so far but I was the only one who was laughing.

And my sister has a horror fantasies which is a bit concerning.... She wanted to see the conjuring 2 so I had to give her an summary.

Crazy nun lady wants revenge for falling into well for getting pushed so she gets revenge by helping this kid commit suicide and see God. The movie is about the police trying to fight her. You idiots! Call the fucking ghost busters! The original ones! Not the feminazis ones!

Same with lights out. Moms child hood friend taken by Russian dudes for experiments but they accidentally (or purposely) turned her into a fucking shadow monster! Now I'm assuming her family did a crime so she was taken away but now she wants revenge but everyone keeps turning off the lights! Don't fucking do that!

Also I don't recall the nazis being in Tarzan but things change....

Also because I can't afford money for ice cream because I'm broke as fuck and that I can get it for 1,000 LBP so nah but I tried a flavor it was pretty dope banana chocolate brownie tastes like banana bread and brownies.

So comment down below which flavor you enjoy the most!

As well my sister became a DC fan so I'm trying to get her back to marvel!

Also I looked back on my days that I played Kotor I was a horrible person....

I killed for fun, murdered sand people, stole things, used the force to lie and cheat everywhere, to break the political system, sold drugs, became a smuggler, a slaver, a animal abuse advocate, killed my apprentice, murdered my own order... Etc.

Well it's like 6am when I'm writing this and everyone's asleep. So yeah!

I'm just here waiting for infinity war! 2019 uhh I'm sure I could wait.... Maybe I should get a cat to join me with my loneliness now as my first chapter said and a quote by me "Let's step out of hole of depression!" Darth_Kronis, June 2016.

Also has anyone seen Rouge one trailer? Because fuck! It was amazing! New dope Jedi, Vader scenes, Mon Mothma, And other rebellion homeboys.

So which prompt should I do because I sometimes don't have wifi....

Us in a murder house or on the titanic?

Comment.... Please every comment will help me escape the box!

That's all for now motherfuckas! Now for smoke Bomb! Poof! I'm gone!

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