Star Wars: The Random Wars

By Darth_Kronis

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*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a... More

Introduction
Proof!
O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!
Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.
Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....
SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A!!!!!
New cover!!!!!!!
My life.
People As Star Wars!!!!
Misconceptions on Americans!
Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.
Fun facts about me!!!
Stupid bots!!!!!
Question.
Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!
Hunger Games part 2!!!!
Pokemon go Kronis!
Damn it Disney!!!!
Darth Dark?
Nooo!!! Kronis!
The U.K!!
Lebanon!!!
Question
Wedding!!!
Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.
Lets take a break from me for a second
Assasssins Creed-2016 Campaign
Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!
Us as Assassins
Mother of god im bored.
Lebanese Drama Shows
Copy Kronis
The results are in!
Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!
Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!
Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)
Wait! I got tagged!
The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the Bruno
Sadacide Squad
The Titanic
20 Things about da kronis.
Innocent or gulity?
Help!
Soooooooooo
The titanic Part 2!
TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!
The Murder House....
More ideas!!!
Haircut!
The Burger
Book series
Lebanese Buses
The Mission!!!!!!!
I need ideas!!!!
School and sickness.
Engineering class
Music Taste.
I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.
Quite the story
Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!
New cover!!!
Question
Vaccum Cleaners
My readers
Do You Remember!?
Moments with Kronis
English class
Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dew-Ritos
Moments With Kronis Homecoming.
Kronis-Geering
The perfect line!
An app.
Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)
Halloween!
Too slooty For me
Ayyy!!!
Lion's future dystopian Empire
My main man!
Boredom.
Burn ye plebs!!!
D and D!
Addiction
Clown attack!
Mother of god....
videos for my Non-Murica friends!
10 parts!
1. Prompt
2. Assassins creed Canada
3. Quite the tale
4. Working out!
5. Agents of shield!
6. Alien invasion!!!!
7. The Manic
8. How to work out
9. Moments with Kronis
10. Oh yeah!!!
For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie Codie
Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!
Well Well Well I fell in a well once!
Cities
Moments with Kronis
BLOCK
My hands!!!!
Yay!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)
In the Spirt of Halloween!
Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?
Petition
Thank you.
Questions
I'm getting too old for this...
Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rain
Whew boy....
Tag!!!!
Should I do it!!
Q and help me
The Stache'
Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)
Parental murder....
ITS OVER!!!!!!
Looks like this is it
Yee bois!!!
Dodododododoodododododo
The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!
Opposite but the Same
Music world!!!!
Uno Question
Cleithrophobia- By Darth_Kronis
Moments with Kronis
Every Pick up line ever used.
Ho Ho ho! Merry Kronismis
Kronis gift to Benny!
Kronis gift to Erin!!
Chistmas Prompt
The day?
Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!
Hogwarts houses
The bust!!!
Chirstmas Tag!
Only one TRUE Galxay!
Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
*hits yeet*
New Year prompt!!?
He he he
Happy new yearerrr!
The Kyraest of the Brunos?
Moments with Kronis
Fluffy dragons for Erin.
And the dates areeeee!
The Bees!! JKERIN
I'm deleting my account
Is this a game to you Cheker!
LOVE MESELF!
*falls over*
Fish master
A Date at 9
Let it snow!
2 Things in one!
I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)
Y'all are gonna hate me
Moments with the kronis!
Be my Valentine kroniseye!
*nostalgia overdrive*
*loud destiny music*
#CEOproblems
D E S T I N Y
Q and Asparagus
Minnowkits tags make no sense
I'm never gonna give you up!
2 Cute 4 U
GIVE ME IDEAS
A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!
50 Shades of Lion
The Benniest birthday bash!!!
Cheker checkmated me in checkers
For the fine lady I am shipped with
Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITY
Kronis Party Time!
All for one and one for all!
AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
Back in tag!
Catching up with kronis
RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!
RC2- Pirate Prompt!
RC3- Wamera
Whats next?
Friendship
Camera is a big boy
Kronis' fresh beats
Pirates!
Parental Guidance
Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!
Arent i an active guy

Fallout

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By Darth_Kronis

The video is so funny. Watch it!

The vault door opened up showing the 6 dwellers inside into the light of the morning they six were kicked out of the vault because lion thought it was funny to drop the overseer into a chipper.

Kronis: well then Lion where you got us!
Somerandomer: yeah you didn't have to kill him!
Wolf: plus no supplies!
Dark: or food...
Minnowkat: or water!
Kyra: yeah thanks a lot lion!
Lion: but he deserved it! I mean look he was evil so I preformed justice!
Kronis: lion we are in the wasteland! Just with our jump suits and pip boys! Well let's go to the Nearest building there must be something there!

A few minutes later...

Kronis: Ok so what do we have?
Kyra: 10mm Pistol, 0.32mm pistol, sawed off shotgun, 10mm sub machine gun. 20 rounds for each, a pool cue, and a antique sword, a hat, some prewar wear, and a cup, 6 stimpacks, 5 rad aways, 1 med X and 1 buff out
Lion: I want a gun!!!!!!! GIMMIE!!!!
Kronis: Sorry lion I call the sawed off shot gun.... And the hat.
Dark: 10mm for me! And give me that dress wear!
Wolf: 0.32mm please!
Somerandomer: well I'll take the antique sword!
Kyra: sub machine gun!
Minnowkat: nice pool cue! It'll be a nice beating stick
Wolf: sorry lion you get the cup....
Lion: argh!!!!! Fine!

Many miles of walking and lion complaining...

Dark: psst! Guys look! A raider base!
Kronis: there should be stuff in there!
Kyra and maybe you can now have a weapon...
Kyra: ow! That cup hurts!
Minnowkat: guys shut up!
Wolf: nah!
Wolf starts to run towards the raiders and going crazy with her smg.
Kronis follows up shooting and same with dark.
Lion starts to dig a shelter with her cup.
Somerandomer follows around the back.

5 minutes later of yelling and screaming coming from the raiders and the dwellers....

Kyra: we're done!
Lion: I made a shelter!
Kronis: hey what's that over there?
Dark: could it be.... My uncle always told me about them!!!!!!! *fangirl scream* power armor!!!!!!!!!
Dark starts to run at it and gives it a hug come
Dark: come to popa!!!!!
Somerandomer: according to my calculations... That's a T-60a power armor.
Dark: mine mine mine!!!!!
Wolf: fine you can have it...
Dark: yes!!!!!!!!!
Dark climbs onto it.
Dark: and fusion cores!... Er meh gerd!!!!

Many more minutes of dark fangirling....

Dark: and I'll call her Bertha!
Lion: are you done yet?
Dark: yes....
Lion: thank god if you did that again I'd kill you!!!!
Dark: you forgot who is in the power armor.
Minnowkat: shut up!!!!!
Wolf: oohhh! A town lets go!!!!!!

Lion: so you're saying I need 1200 caps for a dark elve assassin abs with accents poster!
Lion: I don't even have one cap!
Merchant: I don't care! Unless you could do something for me....
Lion: Anything!
Merchant ok I have this competition who if you kill him I'll have full control of this market!
Lion: I'll be right back!
Lion goes to him with a murderous look in her eyes.

Kyra: wait!!!! A fully automated RP terminal!!!!!! With instant replies!!!! It must be mine!!!,
Kyra: picks it up and starts to run.
Kyra: you'll never get me alive!!!!

Somerandomer: so your telling me this copy of TOR cost less than Grognak the Barbarian!!!
Somerandomer: this should cost more!!!!! Argh!!!
(Easter eggs!)

Kronis: *whistling* what's this? "Enlist today with the BoS!" Hmm sounds like employment!
Kronis: fine print? "if you are a synth, ghoul, super mutant, or anything beyond human you will be shot on sight."
Kronis: I'm human! I can join!
Kronis does a happy dance.

Lion: Mr.Merchant! Come out come out where ever you are!
Lion: ah ha! DIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEEIe!
Lion: I will get you poster....

Kronis: join the enclave? Free power armor? Must be American citizen. Huh? Yeah sorry enclave won't work! I don't even have an I.D!

Wolf: what's this? Tomb raider? It works with pip boys?
Wolf: mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minnowkat: generic manga! My lord! Give it!!!!!!

Many hours of running around the town later....
Kronis: lion you have blood all over you, kyra your holing a computer terminal, Wolf get off your pip boy, Dark your beginning to smell, Minnowkat are you even listening, somerandomer please stop ranting!

All: fine!
Kronis: Guys. I want us to join the Brotherhood of steel!
Lion: nah enclave
Somerandomer: Institute!
Dark: I'll go!
Wolf: talon!
Minnowkat: Minutemen!
Kyra: railroad!
Kronis: fine! Me and dark are leaving! Dark give me a piggy back ride! Said Kronis as he jumped on the power armor.
Kronis: away!!!!

Kronis and dark disappeared into the sunset they both became Paladins in the BoS.

Lion: going on her own was thought to be an illegal immigrant so was not allowed into the enclave. She is drooling on the poster somewhere on the wasteland.

Somerandomer: now apart of the institute married a synth and had 3 children.

Kyra: joined the railroad and helped synths escape and such she became one of the leaders of them. She spends much of her free time RPing.

Wolf: she moved somewhere into the capital waste land. It is thought she moved in with three dog but it just maybe a tale.

Minnowkat: joined the Minutemen and helped settlements across the wasteland.

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