Star Wars: The Random Wars

By Darth_Kronis

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*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a... More

Introduction
Proof!
O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!
Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.
Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....
SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A!!!!!
New cover!!!!!!!
My life.
People As Star Wars!!!!
Misconceptions on Americans!
Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.
Stupid bots!!!!!
Question.
Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!
Hunger Games part 2!!!!
Fallout
Pokemon go Kronis!
Damn it Disney!!!!
Darth Dark?
Nooo!!! Kronis!
The U.K!!
Lebanon!!!
Question
Wedding!!!
Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.
Lets take a break from me for a second
Assasssins Creed-2016 Campaign
Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!
Us as Assassins
Mother of god im bored.
Lebanese Drama Shows
Copy Kronis
The results are in!
Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!
Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!
Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)
Wait! I got tagged!
The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the Bruno
Sadacide Squad
The Titanic
20 Things about da kronis.
Innocent or gulity?
Help!
Soooooooooo
The titanic Part 2!
TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!
The Murder House....
More ideas!!!
Haircut!
The Burger
Book series
Lebanese Buses
The Mission!!!!!!!
I need ideas!!!!
School and sickness.
Engineering class
Music Taste.
I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.
Quite the story
Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!
New cover!!!
Question
Vaccum Cleaners
My readers
Do You Remember!?
Moments with Kronis
English class
Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dew-Ritos
Moments With Kronis Homecoming.
Kronis-Geering
The perfect line!
An app.
Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)
Halloween!
Too slooty For me
Ayyy!!!
Lion's future dystopian Empire
My main man!
Boredom.
Burn ye plebs!!!
D and D!
Addiction
Clown attack!
Mother of god....
videos for my Non-Murica friends!
10 parts!
1. Prompt
2. Assassins creed Canada
3. Quite the tale
4. Working out!
5. Agents of shield!
6. Alien invasion!!!!
7. The Manic
8. How to work out
9. Moments with Kronis
10. Oh yeah!!!
For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie Codie
Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!
Well Well Well I fell in a well once!
Cities
Moments with Kronis
BLOCK
My hands!!!!
Yay!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)
In the Spirt of Halloween!
Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?
Petition
Thank you.
Questions
I'm getting too old for this...
Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rain
Whew boy....
Tag!!!!
Should I do it!!
Q and help me
The Stache'
Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)
Parental murder....
ITS OVER!!!!!!
Looks like this is it
Yee bois!!!
Dodododododoodododododo
The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!
Opposite but the Same
Music world!!!!
Uno Question
Cleithrophobia- By Darth_Kronis
Moments with Kronis
Every Pick up line ever used.
Ho Ho ho! Merry Kronismis
Kronis gift to Benny!
Kronis gift to Erin!!
Chistmas Prompt
The day?
Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!
Hogwarts houses
The bust!!!
Chirstmas Tag!
Only one TRUE Galxay!
Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
*hits yeet*
New Year prompt!!?
He he he
Happy new yearerrr!
The Kyraest of the Brunos?
Moments with Kronis
Fluffy dragons for Erin.
And the dates areeeee!
The Bees!! JKERIN
I'm deleting my account
Is this a game to you Cheker!
LOVE MESELF!
*falls over*
Fish master
A Date at 9
Let it snow!
2 Things in one!
I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)
Y'all are gonna hate me
Moments with the kronis!
Be my Valentine kroniseye!
*nostalgia overdrive*
*loud destiny music*
#CEOproblems
D E S T I N Y
Q and Asparagus
Minnowkits tags make no sense
I'm never gonna give you up!
2 Cute 4 U
GIVE ME IDEAS
A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!
50 Shades of Lion
The Benniest birthday bash!!!
Cheker checkmated me in checkers
For the fine lady I am shipped with
Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITY
Kronis Party Time!
All for one and one for all!
AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
Back in tag!
Catching up with kronis
RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!
RC2- Pirate Prompt!
RC3- Wamera
Whats next?
Friendship
Camera is a big boy
Kronis' fresh beats
Pirates!
Parental Guidance
Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!
Arent i an active guy

Fun facts about me!!!

47 10 5
By Darth_Kronis

Does anyone actually read this stuff I use as my introduction?

Anywho I was thinking how beautiful, muscled, and majestic I am. Then I realized something..................

I was a punk ass bitch cock sucking dip stick, douche bag, dick, jerk person I've ever seen!
Damn I was something,

Old Kronis Vs. New Kronis!

Getting attacked
OK: Get chocked bitch!
NK: Get chocked and kicked in the balls... Bitch!

Complements
OK: thanks!
NK: why thank you fine sir! Enjoy your day!

Getting roasted
OK: Go fudge your self!
NK: hey bitch whore! Guess what you suck your dads beef sticks!

Roasting
OK: your mom!
NK: your mum!

Talking to girls
OK: uhh hi there umm...
NK: hey girl what's up with you? Your hair looks fine! (As well I try my best to make them laugh.)

Talking to guys.
OK: come on! Everyone lets go!
NK: Shall we go my fine gentlemen?

Body type
OK: fat, and tall
NK: taller, muscular, still a little fat.

Age
OK: Nah....
NK: Nah....

Violence level.
OK: Die die die fûcking die you old faggots!!!!!!!!!
NK: care to dance? (Much less violent)

Compression
OK: fish plus fish equal whale.
NK: roughly the same.

I think I should sleep soon.... *yawn* well then nighty night. Everyone.... Zzz......

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