Are Any Of You NOT OLD

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They aren't old, they're ancient
Also I just noticed something, by making a bunch of random chapters with funny crap I'm basically turning this into a oneshot book except all on text. Also maybe some Avengers may be younger than 40 but this chapter is all about Wanda and Pietro. I'm trying to have chapters for certain characters because trying to fit ALL of them in each chapter is very hard.
And the image above is Cooljag1234's wrong number book, check it out if you like wrong number au's.
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Spider
So I've learned a lot of you are pretty old, are any of you not old?

Witch
Well what would you consider old?

Spider
40+

Witch
Well than my brother and I aren't old.

Spider
How old are you?

Witch
I'm 17

Witch is better
Also 17 but older

Witch
Yeah by like a few minutes older.

Witch is better
Still older.

Spider
So you're telling me you hang out with 40+ people?

Witch
You're texting 40+ people

Spider
Actually right now I'm texting 17 year olds

Witch
true

Witch is better
They are old but they don't act like it

Spider
What does that mean

Witch is better
Vent crawler likes to prank others. And they don't exactly do normal things

Spider
I'm not going to ask what those things are because I'm afraid of the answer.

Witch
Good because I don't think we could explain it.

Witch is better
It's been a few days now so can I ask for a name change?

Witch
Fine

Spider
So what shall it be?

Witch is better
Silver

Spider
What is with you guys and wanting metal for names?

Silver
It's a shared interest

Witch
Now did you text because you are bored or?

Spider
Yeah bored and curious.

Silver
Curious if all of us aren't old?

Spider
Kinda, I wanted to see who was young if there were and then ask if they know what vine is

Witch
Those things you replaced the names with?

Spider
Yes and I'm guessing you don't know so let me inform you *insert long explanation of vine app, 6 second long videos full of humor, couple references* and here is a compilation


Witch
Don't know if I wanna watch it

Spider
WATCH IT

Silver
Watching!

Witch
These are pretty funny

Spider
Look at the title of the video.

Witch
Oh that's bad

Spider
It's a vine thing

Silver
Got a good laugh out of a couple if them

Spider
They are the best thing on the internet. Old people can't really understand the humor. Anyways what are they like? The rest?

Witch
Well Iron could come off as a self- righteous person but can be pretty generous.

Silver
Vent crawler is a nightmare

Witch
Sometimes, especially when he pulls pranks.

Spider
What about night spider?

Witch
She's good to hang out and talk to with. But don't make her mad.

Spider
Yeah from her texts I'm sure I wouldn't want her to be mad at me.

Silver
Don't think she could get mad at you even if you try to make her mad.

Spider
Well at least I'm in the safe zone
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They kept on texting and Peter learnd more about his digital friends and Wanda and Pietro learned a but more about spider since they didn't texted much. Aka Pietro was salty about the battle and Wanda was busy practicing her magic and *hanging out* with Vision. Eventually Peter had to leave
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Spider
Hey guys gotta go now, bye

Witch
Bye Spider

Silver
Text you later.
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Hey so somewhat short bit I think you guys do enjoy it and I wanted to get a chapter posted today so I made this. Originally the idea I made a day ago but I wrote this today or the day after I thought of this if you're reading this after. I hope you all Enjoyed and thanks for reading!

Almost 650 words

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