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Chapter 3: 10.5 Hours

"Wow, Eddie, you're saying please? Now I really want to know more." Emmett said.

"Fine, you two have your little girl talk. Leave me out of it."

"Okay," Jasper and Emmett said simultaneously.

"So, anyway, Bella Swan is like Ms. Volunteer 2010. She's responsible for training your brother. Right off the bat, he makes an ass out of himself by insulting her. To her face! Then she tells him off, which we both know he can't resist. And now he can't get her out of his pretty little head."

Emmett turned to look at his brother. "What'd you say to her?"

"I called herakissass." Edward said very quickly, the words running together.

"Say again?"

"I said I called her a kiss ass!" Edward yelled at his annoying brother.

"How could you call her a kiss ass when you didn't even know her?"

"Have you heard Dad go on and on about her? She's a volunteer, for fuck's sake! So yeah, I called her that, and yes, she told me off. Ha ha, let's get the laughs in now, boys. We wouldn't want any of your embarrassing secrets to get spilled tonight."

That shut them up until they reached the club. They bypassed the line and went right up to the enormous bouncer, who didn't bother checking his clipboard for their names. Once granted entrance, they walked inside, and Edward saw the tall strawberry blonde that allowed them to come here weekly with no hassles. There was some loser hanging all over her, so Edward walked over to them and draped his arm around her shoulder.

Tanya looked at him and gave him the smile of a woman thankful for being saved. All he had to do was nod his head to the guy, and he took off.

"Thanks, Edward," she said as she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"No problem, cuz. I don't want a fucker like that ruining our gene pool."

"Funny, asshole. Like I would ever let that near me." She said hello to Emmett and to Jasper.

"So, Jasper, why did I have to put three under-aged girls on the VIP list?" Tanya Cullen did not mince words and wanted to make sure that she was breaking the law for a good reason.

"He's hoping to get laid," Edward said. That was usually good enough in her book.

"Well, they're here in your regular section. And Edward, the blonde is gorgeous. Emmett, behave please."

"Actually, my dear cousin, the blonde is for me, not Edward," Emmett said, "and I take offense to your implication that I don't behave myself."

Tanya rolled her eyes and told them to get lost. They didn't need to be escorted anywhere, that was one of the perks of being the owner's cousins. You got to go wherever you wanted and drink whatever you wanted. Neither Emmett nor Edward took advantage of Tanya's generosity; they knew how to have fun, but also knew not to overdo it. Jasper was at least ten steps ahead of Edward and Emmett, eager to see his girlfriend. Edward threw up a little in his mouth just thinking the word girlfriend.

By the time Edward and Emmett made it to the VIP section, there was a small, black-haired girl wrapped around their friend and possibly suffocating him. Since he looked like he was enjoying himself, they let him be, and instead, they both looked at the girls sitting on the couch. Tanya was right; the blonde was gorgeous. Even sitting down, you could tell she had curves where it counted. Normally, she would be right up Edward's alley. However, he was off blondes, and Emmett was salivating over her like Pavlov's dog.

Edward took in the brunette. She was pretty, in a nerdy chic way, and since that's what he found appealing these days, she was perfect for him. Her long brown hair fell straight past her shoulders, her black glasses were that popular cat shape, and she looked like she had a banging body. He was pleased; she reminded him just enough of Bella. Walking past Jasper, he made it to the couch to introduce himself.