Parody - I'm The Bad Guy

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Merciless:
I'm not the weakest in the heard.
I'm not your boyfriend or 'precious smol nerd'.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope... I'm the bad guy.

All these former players that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your DM or your partner in crime.
What am I, boys?
Remaining Vox Machina players: He's the bad guy.

Merciless: Oh, it's magic
Watching a player
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To be a villain.
I destroy their characters and watch them cry.
*his eyes flare with violet light and his voice deepens*
'Cause I'm the bad guy!

Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see someone, I CRUSH them!
And let me tell you why.
*the glow lessens in harshness and his voice returns to normal*
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.

See, I find this business rather fun!
I don't want your assistance or your adulation!
I'll vaporize your everything and bid ya bye-bye!
Why?
Come on, GUESS!!
Marisha and Jared: 'Cause you're the bad guy?

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