Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss one-shots [Currently Editing]

Blitzø x short fem human agent!reader

"You better stop laughin' at us! You too, Three," Y/n cleared her throat and tried to stand professionally as Agent One grabs the taller demon's collar and screams in his face, "Yeah! You're the ones at our mercy!"

"It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied up here for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!" Mox saaid and Two leans down, curiously and asked, "What are you?"

"I'm a Virgo." The taller one bursts out laughing and Y/n took all her strength to not let out any giggle.

"Oh, a smart guy eh?" One asked sarcastically as he walked over to Two. "One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!" Two yelled and the taller one smirked over at them.

"Ohh, getting kinky!" Both agents recoil in shock and horror while Y/n just stands beside the two demons.

"WHAT?!? We ain't playing any of your vile demon games!" One yelled
"I mean, that's what it sounds like back there. You sickos."

Mox then sarcastically said; "PLEASE, don't give them ideas sir,"

"Why not? I know the shit you're into-" The taller said and Y/n noticed that Mox got an embarrassed look. She smiled until One suddenly yelled; "STAAHP! We are NOT getting kinky wit youse!"

"Calm down, One!" Y/n said and Two grabbed One's arms. "Don't let these monsters get to you!"

The taller sees them walking away, "Hey, aren't we going to get a phone call, bitch?" One leaned down to him and asked; "Well, that entirely depends: Who you going to call, hmm?"

"Your fat mom, thanking her for a fat time!" One stood back up and starts to cry into his own arms. Y/n petted his back as Two yelled at the two demons. "Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!"

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Some time went by and the two demons have been insulting One and his deceased mother for quite some time now, "Stop insultin' my mother, she's dead!"

"Hey, hey, let's leave them to Three. She will crack them open, if not, we just leave them here until they feel like talking,"

The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzø immediately looked over at Y/n who sat down at another chair. "I'm sorry for those two. They can be... pushy sometimes," Mox smiled slightly at the young lady. "Nah, gives us a chance to joke around with them," Y/n giggled. "Yeah, i have to say, you have some good jokes, both of ya. I'm impressed," The taller arched an eyebrow, not believing her so much while Mox chuckled.

"So, let's start by your names... Is Mox your full name or is it a nickname?" "Nickname..." Y/n nodded "Is is okay for me to call you that?" Mox nodded before the girl turned to the taller one, he was looking away from her. "And you, sir? What's your name?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Well, it's an interrogation and I would like to know what I can call you guys," The demon looked the girl up and down. She was too kind to be true.

"It's Blitzø," he mumbled and Y/n smiled. "Okay, so, where are you from?" None of them answered... and that went on for questions straight.

Y/n sighed and pouted down at her paper with notices, which was only covered with their names at the top.

Blitzø and Mox glanced at her and saw her pout. Blitzø looked away and Mox did the same. "Why don't we forget the questions and just come as it go? Think of it as... a job interview, I don't know," she said and giggled. Mox wilenyly chuckled at her cute giggle and Blitzø used all his strength not to smile.
Y/n walked over to Blitzø and crouch down before him to look up at him.
If he was standing up, she would be shorter than him.

Blitzø and Y/n made eye contact, Y/n's big e/c eyes shined as she looked over Blitzø's features.
He was pretty handsome for an Imp demon.

She stood back up and some questions went by without any answers, only jokes and insults.
Y/n was at the line of giving up when she got an idea.
"Ah! I'm gonna get some things, I'll be back," she said and walked off. Agent One and Two have been watching their actions ever since they walked out and smirked as the two pushed a button called, "Truth Gas,"

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Y/n were trying her best to hold still the food tray as she was walking back. On the tray were tea and some dessert but when she got back, a fight had broke out with the demons against the agents.

Y/n looked around the room to see Agent One and Two the only once left with a demon standing over them, an owl.

Y/n then noticed someone familiar... "Loona?" Y/n asked in a whisper and the hellhound turned to her. Y/n dropped the food tray and jumped to hug her.

"Y/n! Oh what I missed you," Loona said and the two laughed as the others looked at them, questioning their relationship.

"Loonie? You know her?"

"Yeah..." was all she said and Y/n jumped down from her arms and looked over at Agent One and Two. "Did you two cause this mess!?"

"Three, we just-"

"I've told you multiple times it's better to treat them kindly! If you didn't know, I got much more information about their jokes and insults than you know..." "You did?" Blitzø asked. Y/n chuckled and stood on her tipsy toes to whisper in his ear.

"No, but I'm trying to make a point and change their minds. Though I got some personal information about you..." she said and stood back down to glare over at the two agents.

"I'm not longer an agent," Y/n said and yanked her sunglasses off and tossed them at One and Two's feet.

Y/n heard Loon huff and Y/n turned to them all with a big smile on her face. They all smiled at her, "I may not be an agent any longer, but I still want to know... How did you guys get here?" "Portal," Blitzø said honestly and held a hand over his mouth. "Damn it!" Y/n frowned and glared at the two agents.

"Seriously?! That method? Truth gas?" The two agents looked down as they got scolded more and more by the ex-agent.

The demons were laughing. Blitzø and loona looked at each other and nodded. Blitzø skriekd and walked over to her and picked the girl up in his arms. "Hey, even if they deserve it. You have to shop and answer our question now."

"What is it?"

"Do you want to come with us?" Y/n's eyes widened and she looked over at the others. They smiled at her and she smiled as well and nodded. "I would love to,"

The owl demon opened a portal. "Let us all return!" He said and smiled as Loona, Moxxie and Millie walked out. Stolas turned to Blitzø and Y/n to see the two stare into each other's eyes as their faces moved closer until they connected their lips together.

Stolas smiled, happy to see Blitzø happy.