More Reverse Batfam Trash

Jason Probably got Inspired by This... (TimKonBart)

-Remember when I asked what your favorite Tim Drake ship is? This is what that was for-

Ages:

Damian - 27

Tim - 18

Jason - 15

Dick - 10

"We should get a picture in here, where it's light."

"Yeah. Hey, hold the phone." Tim passed it up to his boyfriend. Kon had to bend over to get both his boyfriends in the shot

"Have fun on your date!" Jason leaned over the banister to tease his brother. The irony was that it really WAS a date, Tim just hadn't told them.

"Date?" Dick asked.

"No!" Jason rolled his eyes that Dick had taken him so literally. "It can't be a date! There's three of them!"

"Oh right." Dick nodded. "And they're all boys."

Jason shrugged, shaking his head. "No, you can date boys."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it's science."

Damian brushed past his idiot baby brothers oon his way to the kitchen and caught sight of Tim and his boyfriends. "I thought you'd already left."

"Hi Damian." Tim replied. "Bruce said you're taking over the Hastings case tonight, right?"

"I am."

"Good, I'm keeping my notes. Write your own damn paper."

Damian wanted to smack him, Tim was so much more annoying around his friends. It's like he felt some obligation to look cool in front of him. Still, the brothers had some sort of code: you can't fuck up your brother's date, unless it's for their own benefit. and anything Damian wanted to do to Tim certainly wouldn't benefit him.

"Just leave, when I inherit the manor you're going to be banned."

"Bold to assume Bruce will leave you anything." Tim shot back. "If he's leaving this place to anyone it's me!"

"Bold to assume you'll live that long."

"OOOOOOOOH!" Jason leaned over the banister, just to be an obnoxious little shit.

Tim scoffed. "Jason, even if you do live that long, Bruce won't leave you anything."

"What about those old guns hidden in the display case?"

Damian rolled his eyes, ducking out to the kitchen "Those aren't his, idiot!"

"Yeah, they're Alfred's." Tim told him.

"Well they're still going to be mine!" Jason crossed his arms defiantly.

"In your dreams. C'mon guys, let's go." Tim told his boyfriends, who'd been standing there uncomfortably through that whole exchange. It was like going to your friend's house as a kid and your friends starts arguing with their parents, and you just... stand there.

"Bye Tim!" Dick shouted. 

"Bye Dick!" He called back, not acknowledging his other two brothers, who could rot in hell.

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Damian was impatient. He had to watch his little brothers, completely solo on the Hastings case.

Dick and Jason had to sit out a lot while he was working, and they were so bored. "This blows." Jason groaned. He was FOURTEEEN! Why wouldn't Damian let him do anything?