More Reverse Batfam Trash

Very Young Justice (150 FOLLOW SPECIAL!)(IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!)

-150 Follows Special!! A couple days late, but it's SSUUPPPEERR long.-

-very important announcement at the end!-

-illustration to come-

"I'll watch again." Black Canary volunteered. Everyone new this was unfair, since she had watched him well into the early morning, but no one else was likely to volunteer— except Diana, and she'd just got done a nine hour shift.

"Alright, you know the rules." Bats said briskly into the comm, he had to bring his kid to this meeting, there can be no hazards. "Don't engage, don't share information, be cautious during any interactions it initiates."

"Bats, You're sure Wally and the kids will be isolated away from... yknow." Barry asked.

"I'm certain. I wouldn't take this risk if I wasn't certain." Bats promised. He needed to watch Dick for the night, so the maybe-sidekick-in-training would have to come with him. Considering that Oliver had to keep an eye on both his own adopted kid, and the child of a disabled, ex-convict mother he was sponsoring. It was only fair to let him bring those kids. Arthur had to look after this kid— Black Manta's son— to keep him safe from his biological father's grasp. So obviously, that was another child.

Plus Barry Allen's nephew, who was a freak case of why you should never let children into justice league labs. As if an adult speedster wasn't bad enough....

So the children, who up until this point had only met in smaller clusters, would be having a playdate during the meeting.

With all of those babysitters available, theres no way this could go wrong.

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"This is so unfair! Why do I have to stay out here with them?" Roy objected. "They're here for a playdate, but I'm thirteen: technically a teen!" He gawked in offense at the adults.

"It's Not a playdate! We're hanging out!" Wally disputed. "You're barely older than Kal!"

"But I'm still older! I'm a teenager!" Roy explained angrily. "That's basically an adult!" He argued to the very unimpressed trio of leaguers. "I should be allowed in on the meeting! I'm not some dumb kid who's gonna spill everything! I'm a teenager: I can keep secrets! Artemis sleeps with a stuffed animal and I never told anyone, AND IT WAS TEMPTING!"

"I do NOT sleep with a stuffie!" Artemis shouted.

"Yeah you do! You have a teddy bear. And I held that secret for almost two months, even when she was stealing my food and being winey and manipulative..."

"I'll be out in about half an hour to check up and bring you guys snacks." Barry said. "If you need anything, wait for a bit and knock."

"If it's an emergency, Black Canary is working a few halls down," Batman took over, still ignoring the stubborn little archer who barely reached his chest. "but just go to the stairs and yell, don't go down to where she is at all. And only if it's an emergency."

"You guys have fun, and try not to be too loud." Barry quickly added. "Wally, remember not to run?"

"I know."

"Kaldur'ahm, you will let us know right away if you feel like youre Drying out or having trouble breathing?"

Kaldur nodded mutely, watching his king with wide eyes.

"I'm sorry we're late. M'gann?" Ah yes, J'onn had recently been surprised by a runaway relative of his, who seemed about the same age in earth years... so that would be another child...