Pride with Your Baby Brother's friends (Part 1?)

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-PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE!!!-


"Heyy! Jason!" Dick came down to dinner with a winner's smirk. "Guess what." None of his brothers answered. "B says you guys hafta take me and the team to the pride parade."

"What? But me and roy are going together! Have Tim watch you!"

"Hey! I have a date too!"

"Oh yeah? Who?"

"Can't Damian take you guys?"

"No." Damian said without looking up.

"Well dad says you have to!" Dick protested. "We can't go without one of you!"

"Look, We'll take turns watching you guys." Tim relented.

Jason groaned. "FINE. but, you better not waste our time! But you better commit, cause I won't babysit straight kids at pride!"

"Don't worry, I can handle that!" Dick exclaimed, eagerly sitting down and attacking his evening meal.

He would call Artemis and Wally tonight.

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"Homosexuality, noun: the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of one's own sex."

"Yep, does that feel right?"

"I don't think so..."

"bisexuality?"

"bisexuality, noun: the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted not exclusively to people of one particular gender." Conner shook his head. "I don't really relate to either of these."

"So maybe you are just straight-heterosexual, you know?"

Conner paused and thought for a moment. "Heterosexuality, noun: the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex. ...no, I don't think so."

Dick and his blonde human companion puzzled over this for a moment. "Homoromantic?" He offered half-heartedly.

Conner frowned. "I can't find a definition for 'homoromantic'..." 

"That's fine, it just means that you're attracted romantically to people the same gender." Artemis explained. "Like, Asexuality and stuff."

"Asexuality?" Conner still looked bewildered. "What's the difference between sex and gender?"

Dick and Artemis looked at each other. "You tell him."

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"Oh thank everything!" The martian exclaimed. "I was so confused!" She panted with relief. "When I was watching Hello Megan, there were only boys and girls, and I came to earth, there were boys change rooms and girl change rooms... so I guessed genders translated from mars to here, but-" she squealed from excitement.

"There are more than two genders." Wally said. "Masculine, feminine, the whole umbrella term of Enby..."

"NB?"

"Yeah, nonbinary! Everything outside of the two primary genders."

M'gann's eyes were so huge. "So, I can not be a girl without being a boy?"

"Pfft. Sure!"the redhead told her. "She/her, he/him, they/them, thon/thons, there are TONS of options."

"So, I could be a girl sometimes, and not a girl other times?"

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