ITS TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS FADOODLE YES

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IM MAKING THIS LIKE TEN DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS BUT IM READY EVEN THOUGH MY FAMILYS TO CHEAP TO CELEBRATE IT THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT SNEAK SOME CANDY CANES MOTHERHUGGERS LETS START ALSO HAPPY CHRISTMAHANNUKWANZA

(SCENE: A TINY APARTMENT COMPLEX THING THAT THEY ALL STAY IN BECAUSE THEIR ALL CHEAP SO BASICALLY COLLEGE)

*MAGICAL PONY TRANSITION MUSIC*

Elsa: oh no. Dangit waffle do you know how long it took me to build that Jenga tower

Elsa: aaaaand I'm in a Santa costume. Do you-Do you want me to like wake up Anna or something. Yeah? Okay. Um.

The *insert Elsa's hair color* ed girl walked into her sisters room.

Elsa: Anna wake up.

No response.

Elsa: seriously Anna get up

Nada

Elsa: Anna wake up or I'll slap you. With a tortilla.

Still nothing.

Elsa: Anna I swear I will break your laptop. No more yaoi for you

Silence remained.

Elsa: damn it Anna. Just wake up.

Nope. Nothing.

Elsa: ANNA IM PREGNANT WAKE UP

Anna: what the heck

Anna: you're pregnant.

Elsa: no. Always works tho.

Next up. Rapunzel

Elsa: Hey rapu-

Punzie: wassup

Elsa: you're awake?

Punzie: this is all an illusion els

Elsa: I'm leaving now.

Punzie: you can never leave my precious

Elsa: bai

Now Flynn

Elsa: WAKE UP HORSEBOY

Flynn: WAIT WHAT WHAT THE HECK MY NAME IS NOT JIMBONOTRON TELL THESE WALNUTS TO LEAVE ME ALO-

Elsa immediately shut the door

Elsa: nope. Not dealing with this

Merida now friends

Elsa: MERIDA ANGUS IS EATING RAPUNZELS HAIR

Merida: NOT AGAIN DAMN IT

hiccup

Elsa: HICCUP HURRY UP ANNAS COMING AND SHE HAS THE PUDDING

Hiccup: DAD- wait no MOM SAVE ME

Kristoff's turn

Elsa: KRISTOFF WAKE UP ANNAS PREGNANT

Kristoff: WHAT WAIT WHAT THE HECK

Elsa: just kidding. You seemed pretty worried tho ;)

Kristoff: dont

Jackolantern now

Elsa: jack get up before I smack you

Jack: *no response*

Elsa: Jack I fuckin swear

Jack: *no response*

Elsa sighed

Elsa: JACK I MADE OUT WITH MY SISTER

Jack: WAIT WHAT WHEN WHY

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