DON'T GIVE MY NUMBER
Yoongi: hi☺️
Nayeon: YOONGIE BOONGIE
Jeongyeon: TINY
Taehyung: hi cousin
Jimin: his yoongs
Jungkook: OMG YOONGAY🤠
Seokjin: hi yoooooongi
Namjoon: YOONIEEE
Yoongi: so...
Namjoon: yes?🤩
Jungkook: wait what tf is this gc? 🤠
Nayeon: yoongie made it many weeks ago
Jeongyeon: yeah when hobi wanted his number
Taehyung: oh what's up with that?
Jimin: hobi still doesn't have his number
Jungkook: but aren't they talking?
Seokjin: they are but hobi doesn't know
Yoongi: wait
Yoongi: how do you all know?
Jimin: ....
Jimin: you're joking right
Yoongi: did joonie tell you?
Namjoon: no
Namjoon: they are just intellectuals🤩
Jeongyeon: tiny bby you really thought we didn't know?
Yoongi: ...yeah
Jimin: look
Jimin: the day I saw that hobi texted that he loves someone with the name 'thecutestbabyboy' i just kNEW something was up
Jimin: and then one day you randomly made this group and begged us not to give your number to him
Jimin: so I just put two and two together
Yoongi: ...........
Yoongi: oh
Nayeon: I realised the day when we were in that car and he kept texting you and your phone kept ringing
Nayeon: and then I saved the day
Yoongi: thank you for that💕
Nayeon: UWUUWUWUWUWU
Seokjin: as you see everyone knows except my dumb best friend
Taehyung: 😔✊
Jungkook: what if he pretends he doesn't know?🤠
Yoongi: trust me he doesn't
Jungkook: piece in rest😔✊
Nayeon: wait why did we all gather here?
Jeongyeon: did something happen?
Yoongi: um no
Yoongi: I just want to do something
Yoongi: and I need your help
Nayeon: does it involve killing?
Jeongyeon: if it does I'm ready
Jimin: same
Yoongi: nonono
Yoongi: no killing
Yoongi: i have an idea
Nayeon: your mind😍😍😍😍😍
Yoongi: .... I didn't say it yet
Nayeon: your mind always amazes me and I know it will amaze me again😍😍
Jeongyeon: same😍😍😍
Yoongi: okay uh jinie I need you to do something for me
Seokjin: tell me sweety
Yoongi: tell seokie to come to you
Seokjin: okay?
Yoongi: but tell him to leave his phone here
Seokjin: huh?
Nayeon: oop🍵😌
Jimin: oh?👀
Seokjin: so you say I should text him to come here but not bring his phone with him?
Yoongi: yes😁
Seokjin: why?
Yoongi: uuuh
Jungkook: omg it's cos you want to delete your number and every message he has of the fake you and then give your number to him again and pretend you didn't lie to him all these months🤠
Yoongi: ....
Jungkook: am I right?🤠🤠🤠
Yoongi: no
Yoongi: but now I feel bad:(
Nayeon: 😲
Jeongyeon: oh no tinyyy
Nayeon: JCOCK APOLOGIZE TO YOONGIE
Namjoon: oh no yoonie don't feel bad :(
Jungkook: it was just a thought😔
Jungkook: and sorry yoongs love u
Yoongi: it's okay
Jungkook: omg:(
Yoongi: ??
Jungkook: you're so cute😭😭
Yoongi: ....
Yoongi: I breathed
Jungkook: cute😔😔😔😭😭
Nayeon: jcock thinks he's me
Seokjin: so why do you want hobi to leave the room without his phone?
Namjoon: omg you want to see if he's cheating😲😲😲😲
Yoongi: nooo
Yoongi: what
Yoongi: we are not even..
Yoongi: no.
Nayeon: you are not even what?
Jeongyeon: 👀👀👀
Yoongi: look I just want his phone
Yoongi: cos I have an idea
Yoongi: and to make the idea happen I need a number he has
Jungkook: sounds fake but ok🤠
Nayeon: what idea?
Yoongi: it's a secret
Nayeon: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Seokjin: okay I can tell him to come here
Seokjin: but he won't leave you alone
Jimin: isn't jeongy there?
Jeongyeon: no I'm with yeonie and joonie
Namjoon: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Yoongi: jungkook will you come here?
Yoongi: or jimin or tae
Jungkook: why?🤨
Yoongi: cos I really need the number from his phone
Jungkook: why?🤨
Yoongi: cos I want to surprise him
Jungkook: why?🤨
Yoongi: cos i love him
Nayeon: VEHHWVWVSV
Nayeon: ew
Jeongyeon: GWGWGVSKAKA
Jimin: HDHSHWVQJA
Taehyung: IHFISAKAJSHDUAJ
Jinie: HDHSVSHHSJSJABAJEVWVQFAV
Namjohn: JDJSKASNJSSJSJSJSHJDSJJSJJ HDWUUSHSHESHSHSHAHWHHWHAHWWHWHWHHWHWGWUWGSHSWHWHWVSHSHISEHJWWHSHEHSHSHHWHESUSH🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Jungkook: why?🤨
Yoongi: ....
Yoongi: wdym why
Jungkook: why should I come there?
Yoongi: cos hobi won't leave the room if I'm alone
Jungkook: I'm still not convinced😤
Yoongi: please?
Jungkook: hmmm
Yoongi: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Nayeon: UWUWUWUWU
Jungkook: hmmmmmmm🤔🤔
Yoongi: please
Jeongyeon: OMGG SJSJSNNS SO CUTEV JTJUWUWUWUWUWUWYE
Jinie: 😔😔
Namjohn: UWUEUEUUESYYEYEUSU
Nayeon: omg is that
Jungkook: you think you will convince me with the cutest selfie I have ever seen in my whole life to come there so you can perform your evil plans on hobi's phone?
Yoongi: uuuh
Jungkook: cos if you are then you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
Yoongi: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Jungkook: BFS PACK YOUR BAGS WE GOING✈ HELPING YOONGS SUCCEED WITH HIS EVIL PLAN
Jimin: right behind you baby
Taehyung: let's do this😍
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Bigbaby: hobi my sweet little bestie
H: what do you want?
Bigbaby: 😲
Bigbaby: can't I just talk to my precious lovely best friend without wanting something?
H: no
H: just tell me what you want
Bigbaby: I just want to hang out with you💖💖😁💞💓
H: now?
Bigbaby: yes💓💓💓💓💓
H: can't it wait?
Bigbaby: no😀
H: I literally just sat down to study
H: like this is literally the first time in weeks
Bigbaby: omg come here let's study together
H: .... we are not in the same year
Bigbaby: oh haha right what i mEANT was that you should come here so we can both study at the same time
H: why
Bigbaby: BITCH JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE OMG
H: WHY
Bigbaby: COS I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU
H: WE WON'T EVEN STUDY IF I COME THERE
Bigbaby: WDYM
H: last time we were gonna "study" you showed up in my room rumbling about how joon is the perfectest human being
H: and you kept rumbling for an hour
Bigbaby: YES COS YOU DID THE SAME WITH YOONGI
H: I can neither deny nor confirm this statement
Bigbaby: OMG BRO COME HERE
H: give me a good reason
Bigbaby: we will spend quality time together
H: doing what
Bigbaby: idk do you wanna cuddle or smth
H: hmm
H: nah you are too big for me
H: I like cuddling small humans
Bigbaby: JUST SAY YOU LIKE YOONGI MORE THAN ME AND GO
H: I like yoongi more than you
Bigbaby: HDHSJSSHEW I HATE YOU
H: you still haven't given me a good reason to come there
Bigbaby: we can make out if you want
H: ....
H: I really don't😔✊
Bigbaby: SJSJSJSJJSJS I WASN'T SERIOUS JUST COME HERE AND WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE OR SMTH
H: I'm bored to watch a movie
Bigbaby: ....
H: ......
Bigbaby: come here and we can talk about how cute and small yoongi is and how this is not good for your health
H: ....
H: on my way
Bigbaby: Nshsjsjjsjsjjs I hate you so much
H: wait I can't come
Bigbaby: WHY ISJSJWJWSJAMQ
H: cos I won't leave yoon alone here
H: wait someone is here
H: why is tae jimin and kook here?
Bigbaby: WHAT A GREAT COINCIDENCE
H: why did kook look at yoon and said "just for your information that photo is now my lockscreen"
H: and why did yoon say "I'm not judging"
H: what photo?
Bigbaby: hmmmm who knOWS
Bigbaby: NOW GET YOUR ASS HERE
H: okay
Bigbaby: WAIT
H: ???
Bigbaby: did I mention that I want to spend quality time with you?
H: yes?
Bigbaby: okay what I meant was don't bring ANYTHING with you
H: ???
Bigbaby: don't bring things like your PHONE for example
H: ...
H: why?
Bigbaby: cos I want to spend some fucking quality time with you hOW MSNT TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
H: jesus okay
H: I'm coming
Bigbaby: NO PHONE
H: alright no phone
Bigbaby: love uuu🥰
H: love u too💓💓
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Seokjin: done
Nayeon: what took you so long
Seokjin: you don't wanna know
Nayeon: ... you're right
Jeongyeon: so now what
Jimin: ew guys
Nayeon: 🤢what did they do
Jimin: hobi said,, I'm going to jin's and then he looked at kook and said,, behave and kook said,, I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of yoongs and hobi said,, sure if he wants to
Jimin: and then yoongi said,, why not? And kook smiled at hobi like that 😈 and said,, we are gonna cuddle while talking shit about you
Jimin: and hobi said,, have fun😚 and then he went to leave and yoongi said,, wait
Jimin: and then he ran to him and kissed him and then he hugged him softly and hobi was confused and then yoongi went back to us not even looking at hobi. and then they were both blushing
Jungkook: and then jimi said,, will you LEAVE or? And then hobi was like,, y-yeah um yeah uh yeah yeah s-sure
Nayeon: jimin bby your mind😍
Seokjin: great now hobi will be out of it
Jeongyeon: what?
Seokjin: when something like that happens he is always quiet for like an hour. like literally [silence] and then after an hour he loses it like [crying noises] and then he talks really fast about how his heart can't handle any of that shit and that he will die one of these days
Jeongyeon: ...
Jimin: I'm so sorry😔
Seokjin: here he is
Seokjin: he sat next to me and he is not talking
Seokjin: it started
Seokjin: gtg fam
Nayeon: bye sweetheart
Seokjin: 😔💕💕
Jeongyeon: so what's happening with the phone?
Jungkook: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Nayeon: oh no
Taehyung: we-
Jungkook:
Nayeon: JEISHESIJSJS WHAT
Jimin: it has a password
Taehyung: okay I thought we already knew that but yoongi is just staring at the phone
Nayeon: YOONGIE
Yoongi: ......
Nayeon: YOU DON'T KNOW HIS PASSWORD?
Yoongi: I didn't even think about that
Jungkook: omg we-
Taehyung: okay well plan failed
Jimin: we'll get them next time
Nayeon: 😔✊
Yoongi: NONONO
Yoongi: this needs to happen now
Nayeon: why?
Yoongi: it's important
Nayeon: will you tell us why or
Yoongi: I'll tell you when my plan works☺️
Nayeon: and when will your plan work?
Yoongi: it will take a few days but first I have to unlock his phone and take the number i want
Nayeon: so how are you planning on unlocking it
Yoongi: with your guys' help
Nayeon: ....
Yoongi: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Nayeon: uwuwuwuuUWUWUW OKAY
Jeongyeon: have you tried anything
Yoongi: jungkook is trying
Jimin: he failed
Taehyung: now it's locked for thirty seconds
Jungkook: at least I tried😔✊
Nayeon: what did you put
Jungkook: first I put my birthday then tae's birthday then jimi's birthday then the first time I sucked jimi's and tae's dick at the same time
Nayeon: ....
Jeongyeon: .....
Jungkook: and then I put 1025
Nayeon: ............... what is that
Jungkook: the day hobi accidentally saw tae fucking me
Jeongyeon: ......
Jungkook: 🤠🤠🤠
Nayeon: WHYTHEF UC K WOULD YOU PUT THAT
Jungkook: maybe it was meaningful to him😔✊
Nayeon: thIS is why we can't have nice things
Jeongyeon: kook sweety...
Jimin: we tried too
Jimin: hobi's birthday and other dates yoongi and tae thought
Jimin: it won't open
Namjoon: I have an idea🤩🤩🤩
Jimin: tell us joonie
Namjoon: what if he put a meaningful day?
Nayeon: yeah that's probably it but we don't which day
Namjoon: but what if he put a day based on someone he REALLY likes?
Nayeon: don't say it🤢
Namjoon: try yoonie's birthday
Yoongi: what
Yoongi: no
Namjoon: try it
Yoongi: it's not that
Yoongi: ........
Jimin: ........
Taehyung: ..........
Nayeon: no.....🤢
Jungkook:
Namjoon: I WAS RIGHT WASN'T I?🤩
Yoongi: ...........
Jimin: yes
Jeongyeon: JEJEUEWHEJSJSJSJSJ
Nayeon: UREHISJSSHJSJWJSJSJSEJJSSJJS SJSJSJSJSBSBSHDHDJSJS
Nayeon: ew
Taehyung: yoongi is holding the phone just staring at it
Nayeon: TELL HIM TO HURRY
Jimin: okay he is moving
Jimin: he went in the contacts
Jimin: he saw himself
Jimin: he is just staring at the screen again
Jeongyeon: is tiny okay
Yoongi: no
Jungkook: he really grabbed his own phone just to type this and now he is just staring at the contact "thecutestbabyboy⚘"
Jimin: okay he is moving again
Jimin: he just ran away from us cos he doesn't want us to see. okay i guess
Taehyung: he did it
Taehyung: now he put the phone back
Jungkook: okay so now that it's over let's cuddle🤠
Yoongi: sure☺️
Nayeon: let's be honest yoongie checked if hobi had any side hoes
Yoongi: i did NOT
Jimin: damn did you find anything?😔
Yoongi: i just wanted a number he had
Nayeon: sounds fake but ok
Namjoon: what if queen hobi finds out about this?
Nayeon: nah fam he won't don't worry
Namjoon: how do you know?
Nayeon: I feel it bro
Namjoon: if you say so🤩🤩🤩
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If you can't see yoonie will be using this emoji a lot from now on