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Jeongyeon: okay yall we need to assemble
Hoebi: it's literally just us three here
Jeongyeon: okay everyone is drunk except me and hobi
Jeongyeon: and we have two cars
Jeongyeon: I can take jimin's car and hobi you can take yoongi's
Hoebi: I can't drive
Jeongyeon: you mean you don't have a license?
Hoebi: and I can /not/ drive
Jeongyeon: there is a new time for everything
Hoebi: I'm serious
Hoebi: I can't drive a fucking car
Jeongyeon: jesus okay
Jeongyeon: then what are we gonna do
Jeongyeon: there's 9 of us and 7 people r drunk
Hoebi: we can walk
Jeongyeon: you really think yoongi can walk rn?
Hoebi: I can carry him
Jeongyeon: hobi the dorms are like an hour from here on foot
Hoebi: ugh idk
Nayeon: SUP FAM 🤙🤙🤙
Jeongyeon: omg yeonie
Nayeon: I heard you gays are on a crisis I'm here to help✊
Jeongyeon: yup we don't know how half of us are going home
Nayeon: you jin joonie het and yoongie leave with one of the cars
Nayeon: and jcock tea Jimmy and I will leave will the other
Jeongyeon: who will drive?
Jeongyeon: aren't you drunk?
Nayeon: nope I said I was gonna drink but I remembered alcohol is disgusting so I didn't
Jeongyeon: omg your mind😍😍😍😍
Jeongyeon: alright hobi we have a job to do
Jeongyeon: how are we gonna go to the car
Hoebi: ... on foot?
Jeongyeon: yeah genius I mean how will tiny and jinie go there?
Hoebi: just wake jin up so I can help him go there and then I'll come back for yoon
Jeongyeon: what if he starts screaming again?
Hoebi: I doubt it
Jeongyeon: how do we wake jinie up
Jeongyeon: did u really have to throw your shoe on him
Hoebi: it wORKEd stop complaining
Jeongyeon: updATE yall