Hoes
Hoebi: istg if what I think is happening is actually happening I'll fucking kill him
Nayeon: okay but we are still not sure
Hoebi: the door is locked.
Hoebi: I'm sure I heard screaming some seconds ago
Hoebi: thisisnothappening this is not happenngthis is nothappeninh
Jinie🌻: annie says she misses you guys☺️
Nayeon: Not now Jin
Jinie🌻: i- okay
Nayeon: wait
Nayeon: WAIT
Nayeon: ANNIE
Nayeon: JIN OH MY GOD
Jinie🌻: ?
Nayeon: hobi dont break the door I have an idea
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[7 hours before, Saturday 19:03]
Nayeon: GAYS😍
Yoongi: yes
Jinie🌻: yes
Tea: yes
Jeongyeon: yes
Jcock: yes
Jimmy: yes
Hoebi: ??
Namjohn: ?🤩🤩
Nayeon: are yall ready
Jimmy: kind of?
Hoebi: we still have hours to go
Nayeon: yeah but we need to assemble so I can make you even more perfect with makeup
Jinie🌻: alright😍😍
Namjohn: when yoonie decides what to wear we are coming
Nayeon: omg so jimmy tea het and yoongie I need to see what you picked to wear😍 already saw the others
Jinie🌻: they are cute😍
Nayeon: I can't really see them all but omg my wig is gONE😍
Namjohn: same🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Nayeon: tae come here so I can curl your hair
Tea: curl my hair?
Nayeon: it would look cUTE
Tea: sure
Nayeon: uwuuwu
Jeongyeon: I think I like hobi's outfit
Hoebi: it needs something more
Nayeon: girl send it😍
Hoebi:
Namjohn: wig? 🤩 WIG. 🤩🤩🤩
Jcock: please choke me😩
Hoebi: ......
Tea: mood
Jimmy: mood x2
Nayeon: yall thirsty hoes stfu
Nayeon: het this is why people call you a fuckboy
Hoebi: .....why?
Nayeon: cos you dress like one
Hoebi: I dress like a fuckboy?
Nayeon: yes
Hoebi: how does a fuckboy dress
Nayeon: like thAT
Hoebi: a black shirt and black pants?
Nayeon: yes😔
Jeongyeon: it's okay hobi😔
Namjohn: fuckboy lives matter✊
Jinie🌻: 😔✊
Hoebi: .. sure
Hoebi: so do I wear this or..
Nayeon: obviously 😍😍
Jeongyeon: it looks good fam😍
Nayeon: also why aren't your nails painted?
Hoebi: they peeled off this morning
Hoebi: idk what I did wrong😔
Jeongyeon: uwu nothing they usually peel off after some weeks
Nayeon: come here I can paint them again😍
Hoebi: sure
Jeongyeon: omg tiny
Yoongi: omg jeongy
Jeongyeon: send a selfie
Yoongi: why
Jeongyeon: just do it
Yoongi:
Nayeon: damn thAT'S MY BABY
Jeongyeon: cute but I meant with your new hair
Yoongi: oh
Yoongi:
Hoebi: .
Jinie🌻: your mind😍😍
Namjohn: look at my bestie yall🤩🤩🤩
Nayeon: I can't decide if the picture radiates thot energy or babyboy energy
Jcock: why not both
Nayeon: your mind jcock😍
Jeongyeon: yall hobi looked at the first picture he uwued out loud and I'm sure he saved it and then he saw the other and he screamed and put his phone down
Jinie🌻: I did that too he ain't special
Jcock: mood🤠✊
Namjohn: yoonie is struggling to pick an outfit
Namjohn: he is between two
Nayeon: yoongie send them so we can pick together😍
Yoongi:
Yoongi:
Hoebi: . .
Jeongyeon: he screamed but this time he threw his phone on the wall
Jeongyeon: I think the screen cracked
Jcock: HDUESUSUSYSHSKS
Jimmy: the pink one
Tea: yes
Jcock: yeah🤠🤠
Jeongyeon: nonono think about this
Jeongyeon: the second one goes with his hair
Jimmy: true🤔
Nayeon: omg yes😍
Jinie🌻: yes the second one
Yoongi: okay☺️
Jeongyeon: UWUWUWU
Hoebi: who wants to let me steal jewelry from them?
Tea: come here babe
Hoebi: tae 😔 you're the only one🙏🏼
Tea: I know
Nayeon: isn't your screen broken
Hoebi: it's still working
Hoebi: I have thrown it like that so many times it's nothing new
Jinie🌻: bet
Hoebi: stfu
Jinie🌻: sad puppies?
Hoebi: HHHSHSISKS BYE
Jinie🌻: 😔✊
Nayeon: idk what y'all saying but come here to have a makeover and then we can go to the house
Namjohn: okay🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Jinie🌻: coming mom
Jcock: i think we are ALL coming
Nayeon: uwu bbies😔💗
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Hoebi:
Nayeon: whAT NOW
Hoebi: :)
Nayeon: if you start whining again istg
Hoebi: :)))))))))))))
Nayeon: fine what
Hoebi: two more guys came here after you left
Nayeon: look het
Hoebi: yes
Nayeon: the party started not even thirty minutes ago and you have been complaining since
Nayeon: the reason I'm at the door welcoming people is to escape your whines
Hoebi: i DON'T whine
Nayeon: also don't be rude to others
Hoebi: I'm not rude I'm really kind actually☺️
Nayeon: you glare at everyone thats not us talking to yoongie
Hoebi: I don't
Nayeon: literally this conversation happened:
random guy: let me buy you a drink cutie
Yoongie: uuuh
You: it's a free bar if you havent noticed:)
Random guy: oh hehe do you want a drink anyway cutie?
You: how about you take your drink and shove it up your ass?:)
Hoebi: that was not rude
Hoebi: I was just.. being considerate
Nayeon: girl what
Hoebi: look
Hoebi: remember when I told yall that everyone looks at yoon like he is some kind of candy they want to taste?
Nayeon: and I remember us telling you to stop saying the words candy and taste at the same sentence🤢
Hoebi: it's wORSE now
Nayeon: yea obv
Nayeon: yoongie is the cutest person in the whole house
Nayeon: it's not bad that everyone is looking
Nayeon: stop being possessive bby
Hoebi: did u just
Nayeon: what now
Hoebi: poss-
Hoebi: I
Hoebi: nO
Hoebi: possessive sounds bad
Hoebi: i am NOT possessive
Hoebi: nononono
Hoebi: I'm just protecting yoon
Nayeon: omg alright you're not possessive but now calm down
Nayeon: where are the others
Hoebi: joon jin and kook are dancing
Hoebi: jimin jeongy and mina are talking and tae is thanking people for coming
Hoebi: a guy is talking with yoon:)
Hoebi: he is touching his shoulder
Hoebi: quick do I break his fingers
Nayeon: jsjshdhdkdsks nO
Nayeon: prove you are not possessive
Hoebi: .....
Hoebi: how
Nayeon: let yoongie handle it
Hoebi: fine.
Nayeon: okay we have a situation
Hoebi: ?
Nayeon: momo just came here
Hoebi: okay???
Nayeon: with her sister
Hoebi: ANNIE?
Nayeon: yes
Hoebi: omg annieeee
Jimmy: omg the child again
Hoebi: don't you love her
Jimmy: I hate children
Hoebi: you were laughing with her last time
Hoebi: you took selfies too
Jimmy: nope. Didn't happen.
Hoebi:
Jimmy: photoshop😤
Jimmy: also I just remembered my orange hair and I'm sad again:(
Nayeon: omg that's her but now she got a haircut
Hoebi: little cute annie is here
Hoebi: uwuwuwu
Nayeon: het she is 10
Hoebi: okay??
Nayeon: a ten year old is at a college party
Hoebi: okay?
Nayeon: let me remind you what that means
Nayeon: deafening music
Nayeon: alcohol
Nayeon: drugs
Nayeon: weird people
Hoebi: oh
Hoebi: shit why is she here?
Nayeon: this dumb bitch momo said,, omg nayeonie my parents put me in charge of her this weekend but I wanted to come here
Nayeon: and I was like,, girl whAT are you doing? What is she going to do here? And she was like,, this place is huge dont you have an empty room she can stay for a few hours?
Nayeon: and now she is begging me to let them both stay
Hoebi: let them stay
Hoebi: there are a lot of rooms
Nayeon: and who is gonna look after her??
Hoebi: ...
Jimmy: I can't I have to look after my boyfriends
Hoebi: let's just put her in a room and then we'll see
Nayeon: I hate momo
Hoebi: I'm sure you do