Mythlands: THE HEIST

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Once more, the Hare is up to his old tricks ... but has he met someone even trickier who is about to talk him... Higit pa

Introduction to the Mythical Creatures.
Nepotism
What a Hoot!
THE HEIST: Trickster, World Tree and Vegas Baby!
Unrequited
Another go round the Carousel and Little Bear's Downtime
Styrr's Feast
Mr Toad Saves the Day!
An Uneven Battle of Wits
The Compact
Eyes That Watch
Pirate Radio and Broken Arrow
HARE, HARE
Babar the Elephant
Convention of Cats 1: Heart of Glass
Convention of Cats 2: Political Exile
Convention of Cats 3: Convention
Convention of Cats 4: The Aslanist State of Narnia
Convention of Cats 5: Styrr's Interrogation
Convention of Cats 6: One does not simply ask to talk to Loki
Convention of Cats 7: The Secret Revealed
Convention of Cats 8: The Weapon
Convention of Cats 9: Epilogue or Styrr's Epic journey
Reflections While Flying
Operation Scarab
Dog Day Afternoon
Lyre, Lyre
Towering Skyscraper
A Picture Paints A Thousand Words
The Wheels on the Bus
The Times, They are a Changin'
Jurisdiction
The Key
The Key (To The Story) Part Two
Melt Away
Hare's Eleven
Enter ... The Gingerbread Man
Gone Fishin'
A Certain Skillset
Born to be Wild
Sweet Home Elephantlandia
You call That a Knife!
A Chicken Stumped.
The Hare and The Bear
Interlude with cats.
The Wilderness of the Mind
The Twisted Iguana
Now we Strike a Righteous Blow
Shrine
Buzz
The Schedule
Time Difference
The Taking of Andrew Ketterley
Mr Toad has a Jolly Good idea.
The Doorway to the Vault of Myth
Fate's Arrow
The Destiny Trap
The Mountain
You will produce your tickets and travel permits if you please.
An Unexpected Ally
Cair Paravel
The Invention that will Shake Worlds
The Bulgy Bear turns Traitor
The Champion of Narnia
The Liberation of The Gingerbread Man
A Bear, a Narnian, a Redhead and a Victorian walk into a room
The Glass Cat is Not Amused
Loki gets a call
Spake the Raven
Big Head
Incendiary
The Right Path
Heist Interlude
Part Two: Adrift
Part Two: Elsewhere
Part Two: Reflective
Part Two: Precarious Times
Part Two: The Wall
Part Two: A welcoming Bouquet
Part Two: The Hare's Inner Monologue
Part Two: Mad Science and Magic gone Wrong
Part Two: Outnumbered to the (Mad) Max
Part Two: Hellz Rabbitz Rulzz!
Part Two: The Rise of Evil: a Hare Raising Tale
Part Two: The Pipes of Pan
Part Two: Hare Versus Hare
Part Two: An Old Friend
Part Two: We are All The Mouse
Part Two: A Rare Inner Reflection of The Hare
Part Two: Straight Outta Loonytown
Part Two: The Coyote Gospel
Part Two: Let it Snow
Part Two: Cold Pursuit
Part Two: Fear The Walking Dead
Part Two: Flora and Fauna
Part Two: Deep in the Woods
Part Two: Cabin in the woods
Part Two: Groovy
Part Two: Stone Cold Killers
Part Two: Nerves of Feather
Part Two: L is for Lucky
Part Two: Toad's Army
Part Two: A Fish Out of Water
Part Two: The Mission
Part Two: They Stood at Babblingbrook
Part Two: Ten Four
Part Two: The Mundanity of Evil
Part Two: Bambi Reflects
Part Two: Convoy
Part Two: Titanic
Part Two: Assault on the Castle
Part Two: Like a Phoenix
Part Two: All Hail the Old Ones
Part Two: The Time Machine
Part Two: Missing Friends
Part Two: Dead and Buried
Part Two: Bad Juju
Part Two: Signs and Portents
Part Two: Five Days to Retirement
Part Two: The End of the World as You know it.
CHARACTER PROFILES
Character Profiles: Nepotism (1st Short)
Character Profiles: What a Hoot (2nd Short)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (1-5)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (6-10)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (11-15)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (16-20)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (21-25)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (26-30)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (31-35)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (36-40)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (1-5)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (6-10)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (11-15)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (41-45)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (46-50)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (51-55)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (56-60)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (61-65)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (66-70)

Part Two: Loonytown

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After hours of walking, they came to the outskirts, tired and dehydrated.

It was a peculiar feature of Myth Vegas that as the desert ended, a few scattered buildings started to appear and then their number grew and you were in the suburbs and then the city proper. Just like that - end of desert and then habitations and no clearly defining markers in between.

In fact apart from the road and the odd petrol station and signs, there was nothing else on the approach until suddenly you had arrived.

The Gingerbread Man was glad of his heavy black doc martens, having the distinct feeling that his feet would melt into the tarmac if they hadn't been protected. Still there were some advantages to the blazing heat!

He grinned as he openly admired Goldie's body - she had tied the bottom of her khaki shirt up, just below her breasts, displaying her taut brown stomach and above the tied up shirt, her normal amount of cleavage was also getting the benefit of the sun, as were her legs below her shorts. As usual Goldie was wearing her Australian style khaki hat to protect her head, with her blonde hair tied back in a ponytail.

He also glanced, much more surreptitiously at Jessica who had also been forced to wear a lot less clothes than usual. The beautiful redhead's breasts were bigger than Goldie's and despite her covering them more, were straining at the buttons of her pale green top. The Gingerbread Man briefly wondered if he could get Goldie to talk Jessica into a threesome. Nah, probably not worth it - she only likes that Hare gimp. His eyes went over to the Hare - the idiot was walking along wearing his shades and had his right hand over his shoulder, where his jacket was draped. He too was looking at Jessica's bosom.

In front of them walked the three non upright animals. The Golden Goose was chatting with the two cats as that Wells guy ambled along beside them, occasionally making a comment.

So far they had passed one gas station. Abandoned. And one diner. Shuttered and locked up tight.

They had broken in and found some water and old tinned food but no sign of anyone being there in years.

That idiot Hare didn't get it ... this was the apocalyptic future according to the cat. He and the Goose were expecting to find everything was business as usual in town, but now here they were on the edge of Loonytown and there was nobody ... not a single car had passed them and the place looked eerily deserted and unlived in. Shops were smashed or shuttered up with iron and the whole place had the feel of a ghost town.

The Hare called a halt. 'I don't get it SC. I thought you said Myth Vegas was relatively unaffected by this ... armageddon event. Well where is everyone and why is the place a wreck? Do I see rubble? Burned holes in the ground? It's like someone moved the streets about and redecorated ala Dresden circa 1945.'

'I'm surprised you know about the Dresden firebombing,' remarked Jessica ironically.

The Hare placed his hands on his hips. 'Hey, I read. Slaughterhouse Five was a fav ...' he noticed Jessica glaring at him, her own hands on her hips. 'Alright ... Kurt told me the plot. We used to talk books and movies late nights in the Rainbow Room over some whiskeys. Damn, that guy was morbid ... guess he wasn't all that wrong though, about apocalyptic futures I mean.'

'Shall we stop and consume the last of our food Mr Hare?' inquired George. 'Hopefully we can find more supplies as we go deeper into the city.'

SC shook his head. 'It isn't a good idea to stay out in the open. There are residents here and we don't want to attract th ...'

'HUH HUH HUH HEH HA HUH HUH HUH HEH HA HEHEHEHEHEHE.'

'Too late! They know we're here!'

'Who?'

'The residents Mr Goose. The few who remained after the inner walls were erected and the radiation waves swept the non protected zones. They went mad and started killing each other until only a few gangs survived. Hare! Put that away.'

'What? I'm only having a swig of my water bott...'

Suddenly The Hare felt something breeze past him and wrench the bottle from his hands and he was sent flying to the ground.

'MEEP MEEP!'

SC looked alarmed. 'Quickly. We have to move. The loonies will kill us for our supplies, meagre though they be. We must make it to the first inner gate! Run!!'


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